Hawke Wood
@thehawkeward.bsky.social
Weird little goblin boi, arty farty type. [He/they]
AuDHD, disabled, queer, trans/intersex. I love stories in all forms & stream on Twitch.
https://linktr.ee/TheHawkeward
AuDHD, disabled, queer, trans/intersex. I love stories in all forms & stream on Twitch.
https://linktr.ee/TheHawkeward
Ya boi is *suffering*
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Ya boi is *suffering*
Wtf does this even mean?
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Wtf does this even mean?
1 minute? Be so serious. And no, internet is still not fixed.
December 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
1 minute? Be so serious. And no, internet is still not fixed.
Now instead of apologising she just looks at me like this
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Now instead of apologising she just looks at me like this
SO MANY but the first four that come to mind are pangolin, glass frog, little owl and old world fruit bats!
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
SO MANY but the first four that come to mind are pangolin, glass frog, little owl and old world fruit bats!
Lmao I’m on time for my appointment but the accessible lift is locked and it is apparently gonna take half an hour for a porter to come open it. Why?
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Lmao I’m on time for my appointment but the accessible lift is locked and it is apparently gonna take half an hour for a porter to come open it. Why?
Absolutely fuck landlords.
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Absolutely fuck landlords.
‘Sorry someone kindly pissed away money for you to receive nothing because I didn’t do the thing I said I’d do 😔’ thanks so much @throne.com
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
‘Sorry someone kindly pissed away money for you to receive nothing because I didn’t do the thing I said I’d do 😔’ thanks so much @throne.com
Rewatched Pontypool last night
October 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Rewatched Pontypool last night
Had to cut our anniversary plans short as we’re both sick, but we had a fab time revisiting Totoro. There weren’t any kids in the audience last time we went and it was so lovely experiencing the magic through their collective gasps and cheers of delight. 9 years & forever 💚 @melly1805.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Had to cut our anniversary plans short as we’re both sick, but we had a fab time revisiting Totoro. There weren’t any kids in the audience last time we went and it was so lovely experiencing the magic through their collective gasps and cheers of delight. 9 years & forever 💚 @melly1805.bsky.social
How does alan wake know what i look like naked?
October 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
How does alan wake know what i look like naked?
I have been asked twice to make complaints about a particular tenant and when I actually stuck up for them this was the response.
Can’t verify whether or not there were previous complaints obviously, but no one asked me about them until New Guy moved in and decided he hated them.
Can’t verify whether or not there were previous complaints obviously, but no one asked me about them until New Guy moved in and decided he hated them.
October 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I have been asked twice to make complaints about a particular tenant and when I actually stuck up for them this was the response.
Can’t verify whether or not there were previous complaints obviously, but no one asked me about them until New Guy moved in and decided he hated them.
Can’t verify whether or not there were previous complaints obviously, but no one asked me about them until New Guy moved in and decided he hated them.
I don’t know if I have an absolute fave but this Todo Sobre Mi Madre is definitely a contender
October 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I don’t know if I have an absolute fave but this Todo Sobre Mi Madre is definitely a contender
Are you trans femme or
October 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Are you trans femme or
He’s Thor. Like in the comics.
October 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
He’s Thor. Like in the comics.
I watched this film a lot as a kid and every time my mum would get angry because there aren’t any raccoons in the UK 😂
October 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I watched this film a lot as a kid and every time my mum would get angry because there aren’t any raccoons in the UK 😂
Absolutely 0 help in any situation ever
October 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Absolutely 0 help in any situation ever
@drawfeeshow.com i just really felt like y’all needed to see this
September 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
@drawfeeshow.com i just really felt like y’all needed to see this
What’s your sign?
Me:
Me:
September 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What’s your sign?
Me:
Me:
I know @throne.com don’t handle items directly but this is the third one in a row I’ve had to send back. This was supposed to help my disability by delivering items directly but now I have to keep finding ways to get to the pick up point across town to return them.
September 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I know @throne.com don’t handle items directly but this is the third one in a row I’ve had to send back. This was supposed to help my disability by delivering items directly but now I have to keep finding ways to get to the pick up point across town to return them.
This is a HEFTY book. Looking forward to it!
September 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This is a HEFTY book. Looking forward to it!
Birthday swag from @melly1805.bsky.social ! Thanks everyone from the gifts, cards and well wishes 💚🥰 if you wanna get me a free ‘gift’ please follow my art page @artemishaspens.bsky.social and send me some book recommendations!
September 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Birthday swag from @melly1805.bsky.social ! Thanks everyone from the gifts, cards and well wishes 💚🥰 if you wanna get me a free ‘gift’ please follow my art page @artemishaspens.bsky.social and send me some book recommendations!
Tried to make a sort of idealised but also realistic version of me on dragon age and ended up with trans emma watson
September 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Tried to make a sort of idealised but also realistic version of me on dragon age and ended up with trans emma watson
