TheGrimRecapper
@thegrimrecapper.bsky.social
Wrote a huge thing about reality TV one time. Feed SFW visually but definitely not mentally.
Mood for when they don't wrap the burrito properly and as soon as you open it you end up with a hot salad fart-noising all over the hotel room's table.
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Mood for when they don't wrap the burrito properly and as soon as you open it you end up with a hot salad fart-noising all over the hotel room's table.
"Go to the top of kunanyi/Mt Wellington", they said.
"The views are amazing", they said.
"The views are amazing", they said.
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Go to the top of kunanyi/Mt Wellington", they said.
"The views are amazing", they said.
"The views are amazing", they said.
Stupid question: Does everyone get that insane heaviness feeling when they fly, or just me? If not, how do you not get it?
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Stupid question: Does everyone get that insane heaviness feeling when they fly, or just me? If not, how do you not get it?
Walking down the street to get pizza and heard racist slurs, looked across the road and saw a gang trying to lock an Indian-looking man into the convenience store he was working at. JFC Hobart I wasn't expecting to see a fucking hate crime.
Very young white girls, naturally.
Very young white girls, naturally.
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Walking down the street to get pizza and heard racist slurs, looked across the road and saw a gang trying to lock an Indian-looking man into the convenience store he was working at. JFC Hobart I wasn't expecting to see a fucking hate crime.
Very young white girls, naturally.
Very young white girls, naturally.
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
And now, a game I like to call This Is, Inexplicably, An Advertisement, And You Are Never Going to Guess What It's For.
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
And now, a game I like to call This Is, Inexplicably, An Advertisement, And You Are Never Going to Guess What It's For.
I do believe I'll pass for now, if it's all the same to you. Maybe another time.
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I do believe I'll pass for now, if it's all the same to you. Maybe another time.
I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was until I found you
I was beat, incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new...
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was until I found you
I was beat, incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new...
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was until I found you
I was beat, incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new...
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was until I found you
I was beat, incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new...
CDC website edited to say bird flu is fine as long as you don't fuck Foghorn Leghorn.
CDC website edited to say smallpox isn’t as dangerous as bigpox.
CDC website edited to say that 2 out of 3 realty ain’t bad
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
CDC website edited to say bird flu is fine as long as you don't fuck Foghorn Leghorn.
Just had the best burger and chips I think I've ever eaten. Holy shit.
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Just had the best burger and chips I think I've ever eaten. Holy shit.
Went for a walk. Stumbled on a little memorial garden for guide dogs who've passed.
My heart, it is melting.
My heart, it is melting.
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Went for a walk. Stumbled on a little memorial garden for guide dogs who've passed.
My heart, it is melting.
My heart, it is melting.
I can't believe Bakers Delight has such a monopoly on the mainland when Banjo's is just over here in Tasmania being this incredible.
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I can't believe Bakers Delight has such a monopoly on the mainland when Banjo's is just over here in Tasmania being this incredible.
Name two Australian Tims famous for their campness.
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Name two Australian Tims famous for their campness.
My main thoughts on Salamanca Market are (1) I ate too much food and (2) every single person running every single one of the many gin stalls looks exactly like the sort of person you'd imagine would come up to you in a bar and start trying to tell you the difference between different kinds of gin.
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 AM
My main thoughts on Salamanca Market are (1) I ate too much food and (2) every single person running every single one of the many gin stalls looks exactly like the sort of person you'd imagine would come up to you in a bar and start trying to tell you the difference between different kinds of gin.
On the one hand, I like when markets have food from countries other than the ones you'd expect.
On the other hand, I don't think my stomach will let me eat Iranian and Ethiopian and Chilean and Dutch and Finnish all in one day. 😭
On the other hand, I don't think my stomach will let me eat Iranian and Ethiopian and Chilean and Dutch and Finnish all in one day. 😭
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
On the one hand, I like when markets have food from countries other than the ones you'd expect.
On the other hand, I don't think my stomach will let me eat Iranian and Ethiopian and Chilean and Dutch and Finnish all in one day. 😭
On the other hand, I don't think my stomach will let me eat Iranian and Ethiopian and Chilean and Dutch and Finnish all in one day. 😭
Just to be clear, the lampreys insisted on the gloves.
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Just to be clear, the lampreys insisted on the gloves.
Mona was great!
Tasmania's bus networks are the WORST though.
Tasmania's bus networks are the WORST though.
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Mona was great!
Tasmania's bus networks are the WORST though.
Tasmania's bus networks are the WORST though.
I'll give Hobart this: their shitty local soft drink is significantly less shitty than Adelaide's, in that it doesn't taste like watery chemicals.
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'll give Hobart this: their shitty local soft drink is significantly less shitty than Adelaide's, in that it doesn't taste like watery chemicals.
The difference between Mona's poop machine artwork and the entirety of Channel Ten is the artwork might produce a piece of shit that like twelve people will bother watching, but it only does it once a day.
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The difference between Mona's poop machine artwork and the entirety of Channel Ten is the artwork might produce a piece of shit that like twelve people will bother watching, but it only does it once a day.
I'm at Mona.
Finally, someone let the f-slurs have some wanky art as a little treat.
Finally, someone let the f-slurs have some wanky art as a little treat.
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I'm at Mona.
Finally, someone let the f-slurs have some wanky art as a little treat.
Finally, someone let the f-slurs have some wanky art as a little treat.
Ah yes, the two largest genders.
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Ah yes, the two largest genders.
Nothing is funnier to me right now than all of Hobart being rugged up like it's the middle of winter, while I'm just standing here at the bus stop in a T-shirt and shorts because this is legit better weather than Melbourne usually gets.
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Nothing is funnier to me right now than all of Hobart being rugged up like it's the middle of winter, while I'm just standing here at the bus stop in a T-shirt and shorts because this is legit better weather than Melbourne usually gets.
The number 8 is actually a 3 69.
the number 8 is actually an o giving another o a piggyback ride
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The number 8 is actually a 3 69.
This is such a hilariously shit hotel.
Just turned on the TV in my room for the first time and (1) someone left their Netflix logged in, (2) the standard TV part isn't even tuned to the commercial networks, and (3) it's not identifiable on the wifi so I can't even use videos from my phone.
Just turned on the TV in my room for the first time and (1) someone left their Netflix logged in, (2) the standard TV part isn't even tuned to the commercial networks, and (3) it's not identifiable on the wifi so I can't even use videos from my phone.
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
This is such a hilariously shit hotel.
Just turned on the TV in my room for the first time and (1) someone left their Netflix logged in, (2) the standard TV part isn't even tuned to the commercial networks, and (3) it's not identifiable on the wifi so I can't even use videos from my phone.
Just turned on the TV in my room for the first time and (1) someone left their Netflix logged in, (2) the standard TV part isn't even tuned to the commercial networks, and (3) it's not identifiable on the wifi so I can't even use videos from my phone.
And now, a story in four parts.
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
And now, a story in four parts.