TheGrimRecapper
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Wrote a huge thing about reality TV one time. Feed SFW visually but definitely not mentally.
Tunnel might be new, but it's comforting that Metro still couldn't plan a root in a brothel.
30min train delays bc of false fire alarm, then when it turned up it was held at platform for 10min with doors closed before we found out it was skipping the stop. And then it didn't leave for another 5min.
30min train delays bc of false fire alarm, then when it turned up it was held at platform for 10min with doors closed before we found out it was skipping the stop. And then it didn't leave for another 5min.
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Tunnel might be new, but it's comforting that Metro still couldn't plan a root in a brothel.
30min train delays bc of false fire alarm, then when it turned up it was held at platform for 10min with doors closed before we found out it was skipping the stop. And then it didn't leave for another 5min.
30min train delays bc of false fire alarm, then when it turned up it was held at platform for 10min with doors closed before we found out it was skipping the stop. And then it didn't leave for another 5min.
Someone's tripped a fire alarm in the Metro Tunnel and trains have been stopped.
Well, that's ominous.
Well, that's ominous.
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Someone's tripped a fire alarm in the Metro Tunnel and trains have been stopped.
Well, that's ominous.
Well, that's ominous.
The Metro Tunnel has been open for just over two hours. How is it that Anzac station ALREADY looks dirty?
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The Metro Tunnel has been open for just over two hours. How is it that Anzac station ALREADY looks dirty?
And now, a story in two parts.
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
And now, a story in two parts.
Waiting for the gift shop to open (should've opened 90 minutes ago) so I can buy a Coke to keep me awake until I get home.
The TVs in the bar next door are playing one of those religious sermon TV shows. Loudly.
Maybe I should switch to vodka.
The TVs in the bar next door are playing one of those religious sermon TV shows. Loudly.
Maybe I should switch to vodka.
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Waiting for the gift shop to open (should've opened 90 minutes ago) so I can buy a Coke to keep me awake until I get home.
The TVs in the bar next door are playing one of those religious sermon TV shows. Loudly.
Maybe I should switch to vodka.
The TVs in the bar next door are playing one of those religious sermon TV shows. Loudly.
Maybe I should switch to vodka.
Honey, I'm (nearly) home.
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Honey, I'm (nearly) home.
I'm on a boat!
Picture taken hours ago when the sun was up lol
Picture taken hours ago when the sun was up lol
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I'm on a boat!
Picture taken hours ago when the sun was up lol
Picture taken hours ago when the sun was up lol
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November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
🎁 For this holiday season, consider gifting COLOR TASTE TEXTURE! It’s a great primer for people of all ages with little to no experience cooking. If you have some neurodivergent friends and family, or parents of littles, they might love this! It’s not just a cookbook, it’s a new approach to food. 🎁
Taking the overnight ferry back to the mainland.
It's supposed to leave in 50 minutes.
They have not started boarding yet.
It's supposed to leave in 50 minutes.
They have not started boarding yet.
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Taking the overnight ferry back to the mainland.
It's supposed to leave in 50 minutes.
They have not started boarding yet.
It's supposed to leave in 50 minutes.
They have not started boarding yet.
I haven't really posted too many photos of my holiday this time around, surprisingly, so here, have a Tasmania photo dump:
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I haven't really posted too many photos of my holiday this time around, surprisingly, so here, have a Tasmania photo dump:
This year, fuck Whamageddon. Let's all have some goddamn levity in our hellforsaken lives for a bit.
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This year, fuck Whamageddon. Let's all have some goddamn levity in our hellforsaken lives for a bit.
Sexism is Jessica Fletcher being accused of being a serial killer when do you know how many people were "abducted by aliens" in the presence of Fox Mulder?
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Sexism is Jessica Fletcher being accused of being a serial killer when do you know how many people were "abducted by aliens" in the presence of Fox Mulder?
It's odd how every major city in Australia is either "Melbourne, but ___" or "Sydney, but ___".
Brisbane is Melbourne, but hot. Hobart is Sydney, but cold and tiny. Adelaide is Melbourne, but friendly. Canberra is Melbourne, but for people who got lost in Chadstone and decided to just move in. Etc
Brisbane is Melbourne, but hot. Hobart is Sydney, but cold and tiny. Adelaide is Melbourne, but friendly. Canberra is Melbourne, but for people who got lost in Chadstone and decided to just move in. Etc
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It's odd how every major city in Australia is either "Melbourne, but ___" or "Sydney, but ___".
Brisbane is Melbourne, but hot. Hobart is Sydney, but cold and tiny. Adelaide is Melbourne, but friendly. Canberra is Melbourne, but for people who got lost in Chadstone and decided to just move in. Etc
Brisbane is Melbourne, but hot. Hobart is Sydney, but cold and tiny. Adelaide is Melbourne, but friendly. Canberra is Melbourne, but for people who got lost in Chadstone and decided to just move in. Etc
Sitting in a park because I don't have enough time until my bus out of Launceston leaves to go and do something.
A man is singing a medley of the Burke's Backyard theme and Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport so loudly I can hear it from like 50m away. Repeatedly.
I knew I liked Hobart better.
A man is singing a medley of the Burke's Backyard theme and Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport so loudly I can hear it from like 50m away. Repeatedly.
I knew I liked Hobart better.
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Sitting in a park because I don't have enough time until my bus out of Launceston leaves to go and do something.
A man is singing a medley of the Burke's Backyard theme and Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport so loudly I can hear it from like 50m away. Repeatedly.
I knew I liked Hobart better.
A man is singing a medley of the Burke's Backyard theme and Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport so loudly I can hear it from like 50m away. Repeatedly.
I knew I liked Hobart better.
The terrible hotel I just checked out of (read: dive motel that rebranded so they can charge twice as much, where housekeeping let themselves into my room despite being told not to) just sent this message.
I kinda want to give them an even worse review than I was already going to.
I kinda want to give them an even worse review than I was already going to.
November 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The terrible hotel I just checked out of (read: dive motel that rebranded so they can charge twice as much, where housekeeping let themselves into my room despite being told not to) just sent this message.
I kinda want to give them an even worse review than I was already going to.
I kinda want to give them an even worse review than I was already going to.
"I'm 100% Faithful, and that's why I voted for yourself, Nigel."
(He holds up a chalkboard on which is written "NYJUL".)
(He holds up a chalkboard on which is written "NYJUL".)
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"I'm 100% Faithful, and that's why I voted for yourself, Nigel."
(He holds up a chalkboard on which is written "NYJUL".)
(He holds up a chalkboard on which is written "NYJUL".)
"EX-TER-MIN-ATE. EX-TER-MIN-ATE. EX-TER-MIN-AAAAAAAATE."
“You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off”
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"EX-TER-MIN-ATE. EX-TER-MIN-ATE. EX-TER-MIN-AAAAAAAATE."
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I'm like, "QUICK GET THE BIG SIMPSONS MOVIE DOME WHILE THEY'RE ALL IN ONE PLACE AND CAN'T HARASS ANYONE".
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I'm like, "QUICK GET THE BIG SIMPSONS MOVIE DOME WHILE THEY'RE ALL IN ONE PLACE AND CAN'T HARASS ANYONE".
"Am I minging?"
“Put your phone away and have a proper piss”
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"Am I minging?"
It's 11:15pm and the people in the next hotel room over are having a loud, thumping domestic. Wonderful.
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
It's 11:15pm and the people in the next hotel room over are having a loud, thumping domestic. Wonderful.
As an Australian, this would get me banned from any dinner party any American ever held, Thanksgiving or otherwise.
Maybe we should do it, you're right.
Maybe we should do it, you're right.
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
As an Australian, this would get me banned from any dinner party any American ever held, Thanksgiving or otherwise.
Maybe we should do it, you're right.
Maybe we should do it, you're right.
The hotel I'm currently staying at has Foxtel, and as someone who never had it growing up... has it always been this shit, or is this a new "all the good shows got exclusive deals with Netflix" situation?
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The hotel I'm currently staying at has Foxtel, and as someone who never had it growing up... has it always been this shit, or is this a new "all the good shows got exclusive deals with Netflix" situation?
Was the password "snails"?
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Was the password "snails"?
I want to go down the hill for breakfast, but yesterday the hotel's cleaning staff let themselves into my room (despite it being a "we only clean when you check out" hotel) and I want to see if it was an accident or if they're going to try again today thinking I'm not in here.
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I want to go down the hill for breakfast, but yesterday the hotel's cleaning staff let themselves into my room (despite it being a "we only clean when you check out" hotel) and I want to see if it was an accident or if they're going to try again today thinking I'm not in here.