The garftective
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You know me you love me
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breaking bad watch order
Breaking bad
El camino
Malcolm in the middle
Better call saul
Pluribus
Breaking bad
El camino
Malcolm in the middle
Better call saul
Pluribus
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
breaking bad watch order
Breaking bad
El camino
Malcolm in the middle
Better call saul
Pluribus
Breaking bad
El camino
Malcolm in the middle
Better call saul
Pluribus
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pov you are zohran mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
pov you are zohran mamdani
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Checking in on MechaHitler
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so basically, nvidia is selling more chips that ever to ai companies for “computing power” (ie plagiarism+weird porn), and these companies pay for this by selling shares of their company to nvidia, and this is the only thing keeping the economy afloat?
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
so basically, nvidia is selling more chips that ever to ai companies for “computing power” (ie plagiarism+weird porn), and these companies pay for this by selling shares of their company to nvidia, and this is the only thing keeping the economy afloat?
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i wish i was a tom and jerry character bc then someone could play my sciatic nerve like a bass guitar and fix me
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
i wish i was a tom and jerry character bc then someone could play my sciatic nerve like a bass guitar and fix me
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I present my review of "Unfettered," John Fetterman's memoir. In between petty grievances about doing his job, Fetterman asserts that he's feeling good.
Two days after "Unfettered" came out, Fetterman fell directly on his face from ventricular fibrillation, a life-threatening heart rhythm disorder.
Two days after "Unfettered" came out, Fetterman fell directly on his face from ventricular fibrillation, a life-threatening heart rhythm disorder.
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
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November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I present my review of "Unfettered," John Fetterman's memoir. In between petty grievances about doing his job, Fetterman asserts that he's feeling good.
Two days after "Unfettered" came out, Fetterman fell directly on his face from ventricular fibrillation, a life-threatening heart rhythm disorder.
Two days after "Unfettered" came out, Fetterman fell directly on his face from ventricular fibrillation, a life-threatening heart rhythm disorder.
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comes off like they're working on some extremely child-like definition of capitalism where the market is free and the freer the market is the more capitalist it is. which has only ever existed in the minds of American libertarians from like the 1970s on
October 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
comes off like they're working on some extremely child-like definition of capitalism where the market is free and the freer the market is the more capitalist it is. which has only ever existed in the minds of American libertarians from like the 1970s on
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i think it's kind of really gross that healthcare is tied not just to your employment but that there's a whole cottage industry of petit bourgeois who are exempt from supplying their employees with adequate wages and health care
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
i think it's kind of really gross that healthcare is tied not just to your employment but that there's a whole cottage industry of petit bourgeois who are exempt from supplying their employees with adequate wages and health care
Look at this fuckin guy
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Look at this fuckin guy
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oh thank heavens i don’t have to hear red sox fans talk anymore for another six months.
October 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
oh thank heavens i don’t have to hear red sox fans talk anymore for another six months.
Redsox suck dick I hope Alex cora has a fucking heart attack
September 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Redsox suck dick I hope Alex cora has a fucking heart attack
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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Okay if Harris is deploying this line then right is correct about her and she’s too dumb to hold office.
@kamalaharris.com you were the vice president at the time
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Okay if Harris is deploying this line then right is correct about her and she’s too dumb to hold office.
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I used to think the whole idealism vs materialism thing didn’t matter but every time you argue with a liberal you get to the center of the point which is that they mystify all of society and history. They detach institutions from the class structures that created and sustain them
September 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I used to think the whole idealism vs materialism thing didn’t matter but every time you argue with a liberal you get to the center of the point which is that they mystify all of society and history. They detach institutions from the class structures that created and sustain them
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A lot of lone nuts with no coherent political philosophy seem to be very closely related to one specific political philosophy
September 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A lot of lone nuts with no coherent political philosophy seem to be very closely related to one specific political philosophy
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I need to find someone that can foster a cat in seattle
September 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I need to find someone that can foster a cat in seattle
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going to nixcon cosplaying as richard nixon
im going to nixcon without having used nix ever before, theyre probably going to beat me up and spit on me and laugh at me as i cry
August 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
going to nixcon cosplaying as richard nixon
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those “it was so much better in the 80’s!” ai videos are prime examples of how nostalgia is an aesthetic of fascism
August 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
those “it was so much better in the 80’s!” ai videos are prime examples of how nostalgia is an aesthetic of fascism
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normies: yOu HaVe To UsE sPoTiFy
the copy of Winamp i just installed onto my 30th a new computer:
the copy of Winamp i just installed onto my 30th a new computer:
August 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
normies: yOu HaVe To UsE sPoTiFy
the copy of Winamp i just installed onto my 30th a new computer:
the copy of Winamp i just installed onto my 30th a new computer:
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It’s way more likely that democrats, if they even manage to win, will continue funding ICE and and charge none of them in the name of national healing or some shit like that.
July 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It’s way more likely that democrats, if they even manage to win, will continue funding ICE and and charge none of them in the name of national healing or some shit like that.
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protip if you're getting top surgery: put googly eyes on your nipples before you go under to give your surgical team a chuckle
July 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
protip if you're getting top surgery: put googly eyes on your nipples before you go under to give your surgical team a chuckle
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every time the stupid chud vice president posts something on here it doesnt need to be discourse he’s simply not that interesting or good at posting hes just a bigot
June 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
every time the stupid chud vice president posts something on here it doesnt need to be discourse he’s simply not that interesting or good at posting hes just a bigot
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taking a break from milking my anemic micro-cow to thresh the 126 individual stalks of wheat that make up the entirety of this year’s harvest
June 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
taking a break from milking my anemic micro-cow to thresh the 126 individual stalks of wheat that make up the entirety of this year’s harvest
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having cuomo beat mamdani was much more important than just 1 election, for the democrat old guard. they wanted to point to his loss as a reason to never run on more progressive policies (never mentioning the millions of dollars they spent trying to beat him, of course) i hope they're scared today
June 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
having cuomo beat mamdani was much more important than just 1 election, for the democrat old guard. they wanted to point to his loss as a reason to never run on more progressive policies (never mentioning the millions of dollars they spent trying to beat him, of course) i hope they're scared today