delfin
@thedelfinclutch.bsky.social
Defective chicken, hard-left gadfly, olde person in the way. TJPW/DDT/ChocoPro fan. Like Dennis Miller without the traumatic brain injury.
Pinned
I will say it again -- if you've never interacted with me but you're going to block me out of nowhere, at least call me a motherfucker first and give me a day or so to read it. Blocks where I have no idea why they happened don't give me the joy of earning them
Even with redactions, this speaks volumes
December 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Even with redactions, this speaks volumes
"If you do this... John Doe wins."
*BLAM*
"HEY NOW"
*BLAM*
"HEY NOW"
December 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"If you do this... John Doe wins."
*BLAM*
"HEY NOW"
*BLAM*
"HEY NOW"
I regret to inform you that John Cena, the Greatest of All Time, has tapped out to measles
December 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I regret to inform you that John Cena, the Greatest of All Time, has tapped out to measles
I have not yet played any of these 50 games.
But I will. Because putting this list together was an obvious labor of love, because there is an obvious tornado of imagination and creativity blowing through these games, and because Jeff Minter could take a dump on a city bus and I'd try to play it.
But I will. Because putting this list together was an obvious labor of love, because there is an obvious tornado of imagination and creativity blowing through these games, and because Jeff Minter could take a dump on a city bus and I'd try to play it.
I watched the Game Awards trailers, I get sucked in to the hype too, but god is it a celebration of the worst parts of videogaming. And I saw someone say that if you are going to shit on the GA, celebrate 50 indie games. Here's 50 (I hope) way indie games. Games that were made because they had to be
December 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I have not yet played any of these 50 games.
But I will. Because putting this list together was an obvious labor of love, because there is an obvious tornado of imagination and creativity blowing through these games, and because Jeff Minter could take a dump on a city bus and I'd try to play it.
But I will. Because putting this list together was an obvious labor of love, because there is an obvious tornado of imagination and creativity blowing through these games, and because Jeff Minter could take a dump on a city bus and I'd try to play it.
When you know you married well is when you say "I just ordered your parents' cat's Christmas present because it just showed me what it wants" and she agrees with your logic, purpose and execution
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
When you know you married well is when you say "I just ordered your parents' cat's Christmas present because it just showed me what it wants" and she agrees with your logic, purpose and execution
Hell is abruptly discovering that you now qualify for the Senior menu at Perkins
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Hell is abruptly discovering that you now qualify for the Senior menu at Perkins
So from what I'm getting here, the GOP proposal for replacing Obamacare is to remove all of the protections the ACA provided, and replace them with money into an account that you only get if you buy one of the plans you already can't afford that costs far, far more than the HSA allowance gives.
a fat man with a mustache is sitting on an airplane .
Alt: Yup, gimme more of that.
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
So from what I'm getting here, the GOP proposal for replacing Obamacare is to remove all of the protections the ACA provided, and replace them with money into an account that you only get if you buy one of the plans you already can't afford that costs far, far more than the HSA allowance gives.
When will we get the first all-AI-designed Incest Coffee Commercial?
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
When will we get the first all-AI-designed Incest Coffee Commercial?
I think the Devil shits out tables in InDesign documents
December 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I think the Devil shits out tables in InDesign documents
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
"Which one of their big six films?"
"Yes."
"Which one of their big six films?"
"Yes."
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
"Which one of their big six films?"
"Yes."
"Which one of their big six films?"
"Yes."
It amuses me that the nation that sent Jedward and a turkey puppet as competitors takes Eurovision more seriously than most of its peers
December 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
It amuses me that the nation that sent Jedward and a turkey puppet as competitors takes Eurovision more seriously than most of its peers
If you see this post your favorite pokemon
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
If you see this post your favorite pokemon
I'm never quite sure how religious matters are supposed to go. Is it wrong if I pray for the head of someone else's cock to fall off
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm never quite sure how religious matters are supposed to go. Is it wrong if I pray for the head of someone else's cock to fall off
I will say it again -- if you've never interacted with me but you're going to block me out of nowhere, at least call me a motherfucker first and give me a day or so to read it. Blocks where I have no idea why they happened don't give me the joy of earning them
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I will say it again -- if you've never interacted with me but you're going to block me out of nowhere, at least call me a motherfucker first and give me a day or so to read it. Blocks where I have no idea why they happened don't give me the joy of earning them
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
King Missile
Kenny Rogers (opening act: Gallagher)
Beru Revue
Debbie Gibson
Mojo Nixon sharing a bill with the Dead Milkmen
King Missile
Kenny Rogers (opening act: Gallagher)
Beru Revue
Debbie Gibson
Mojo Nixon sharing a bill with the Dead Milkmen
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Nirvana
Bowie & NIN
Wu
Sunny Day Real Estate
Kendrick
Nirvana
Bowie & NIN
Wu
Sunny Day Real Estate
Kendrick
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
cast of Glee
The Kingston Trio
Bo Diddley
Ani DiFranco
Simon & Garfunkel
cast of Glee
The Kingston Trio
Bo Diddley
Ani DiFranco
Simon & Garfunkel
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
King Missile
Kenny Rogers (opening act: Gallagher)
Beru Revue
Debbie Gibson
Mojo Nixon sharing a bill with the Dead Milkmen
King Missile
Kenny Rogers (opening act: Gallagher)
Beru Revue
Debbie Gibson
Mojo Nixon sharing a bill with the Dead Milkmen
How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving
When preparing the Thanksgiving meal with your family members, remember that spatchcocking remains an excellent technique and it can also be used on the bird
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
When preparing the Thanksgiving meal with your family members, remember that spatchcocking remains an excellent technique and it can also be used on the bird
Eagles sports talk radio tonight is going to run out of curse delay and have to go to a Van Halen song or something
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Eagles sports talk radio tonight is going to run out of curse delay and have to go to a Van Halen song or something
FRIEND: What is it that you're afraid of?
ME: That someone will invent a turducken variation where one of the layers is Skyline chili
FRIEND: Why do I even call you
ME: That someone will invent a turducken variation where one of the layers is Skyline chili
FRIEND: Why do I even call you
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
FRIEND: What is it that you're afraid of?
ME: That someone will invent a turducken variation where one of the layers is Skyline chili
FRIEND: Why do I even call you
ME: That someone will invent a turducken variation where one of the layers is Skyline chili
FRIEND: Why do I even call you
What's the bettng line on Shedeur Sanders losing a limb today
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
What's the bettng line on Shedeur Sanders losing a limb today
I'm as startled as anyone else to hear that MTG is leaving Congress to take over the Tonight Show hosting gig in 2026, but hey, let's see where this goes. She might be a natural
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I'm as startled as anyone else to hear that MTG is leaving Congress to take over the Tonight Show hosting gig in 2026, but hey, let's see where this goes. She might be a natural
Chuck Schumer will insist on a compromise position in which the Congresspeople singled out by Trump will not face trial, but will instead be injected with a dose of syphilis
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Chuck Schumer will insist on a compromise position in which the Congresspeople singled out by Trump will not face trial, but will instead be injected with a dose of syphilis
I do feel good about Tesla shareholders thinking hard about that $1 trillion pay package they approved, and then noting that the recipient is currently busy teaching his pet computer to always refer to his penis as 'mighty Albanian oak, rivaled by none and admired by all'
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I do feel good about Tesla shareholders thinking hard about that $1 trillion pay package they approved, and then noting that the recipient is currently busy teaching his pet computer to always refer to his penis as 'mighty Albanian oak, rivaled by none and admired by all'
Someone is going to ask Grok to describe Elon's mighty penis in exquisite detail, and the entire eastern United States will go dark as Grok eagerly drains every available erg of power from all grids in its enthusiasm to do so
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Someone is going to ask Grok to describe Elon's mighty penis in exquisite detail, and the entire eastern United States will go dark as Grok eagerly drains every available erg of power from all grids in its enthusiasm to do so
The most enjoyable part of a lower back strain is how every sleeping position I try has its own unique methods of being profoundly uncomfortable.
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The most enjoyable part of a lower back strain is how every sleeping position I try has its own unique methods of being profoundly uncomfortable.