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Defective chicken, hard-left gadfly, olde person in the way. TJPW/DDT/ChocoPro fan. Like Dennis Miller without the traumatic brain injury.
We have it on Dr. Oz's authority that magic balls installed by drones cost extra
December 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Whoever didn't have a guy ready with a paintball gun for those willing to pay for VIP photos is a moron.
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Start it with "ONE TWO THREE FOUR" and add guitars and it could fit on some Ramones albums
December 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It's a test to see if Competitive Quiverfull Breeding can be a demonstration sport at the next Olympics
December 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Just wait until they have her roll on the Random Harlot Encounter Table
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
He FRICKIN' ATE THE CAR, MARGE!
December 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It has to feel good when the only sound in the arena when you win your first title is your own voice going "...WHAT?!?"
December 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The funniest thing would be if he's placed them all around what he THINKS is Venezuela
December 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
She then twitched before barking out, "YOUUUUU SHALL NEVER REACH THE NECRONOMICON"
December 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It discounts the possibility that those days were a brief mass shared hallucination
December 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Most people give a rat's ass about anything in direct proportion to the degree that they feel personally affected.

A whooooooooooole lot of people are affected by this.
December 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Either we lost Rob or he's picked up an exciting new hobby
December 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
There is a Henson-family puppet murder mystery film, but most do not speak of it much
December 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Did they want Vecna to find Jesus and settle down and raise a family
December 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
And it looks like this when done properly.
December 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"How do I get to the hardware store?"

"Well, ya go up this way, about a mile, then turn right where the nude used to be."
December 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Agadoo doo doo, push a finger in your bum
Agadoo doo doo, prob'ly shouldn't use your thumb
December 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Now imagine, just to complicate the exercise, most of those hundred sharing an ethnicity previously not found in the area, and a couple of restaurants and shops opening up catering to the new arrivals' preferred cultural norms.

Tom Cotton would be on TV calling for air strikes.
December 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
They need seven children so that, after the measles take two of them and three others are roasted over the years to help feed the family over a long winter, the remaining two can enjoy the thriving rural Iowa nightlife and rub up against a cow or something to pass the time
December 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM