delfin
@thedelfinclutch.bsky.social
Defective chicken, hard-left gadfly, olde person in the way. TJPW/DDT/ChocoPro fan. Like Dennis Miller without the traumatic brain injury.
We have it on Dr. Oz's authority that magic balls installed by drones cost extra
December 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
We have it on Dr. Oz's authority that magic balls installed by drones cost extra
Whoever didn't have a guy ready with a paintball gun for those willing to pay for VIP photos is a moron.
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Whoever didn't have a guy ready with a paintball gun for those willing to pay for VIP photos is a moron.
Start it with "ONE TWO THREE FOUR" and add guitars and it could fit on some Ramones albums
December 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Start it with "ONE TWO THREE FOUR" and add guitars and it could fit on some Ramones albums
It's a test to see if Competitive Quiverfull Breeding can be a demonstration sport at the next Olympics
December 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's a test to see if Competitive Quiverfull Breeding can be a demonstration sport at the next Olympics
Just wait until they have her roll on the Random Harlot Encounter Table
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Just wait until they have her roll on the Random Harlot Encounter Table
He FRICKIN' ATE THE CAR, MARGE!
December 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
He FRICKIN' ATE THE CAR, MARGE!
It has to feel good when the only sound in the arena when you win your first title is your own voice going "...WHAT?!?"
December 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It has to feel good when the only sound in the arena when you win your first title is your own voice going "...WHAT?!?"
The funniest thing would be if he's placed them all around what he THINKS is Venezuela
December 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The funniest thing would be if he's placed them all around what he THINKS is Venezuela
She then twitched before barking out, "YOUUUUU SHALL NEVER REACH THE NECRONOMICON"
December 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
She then twitched before barking out, "YOUUUUU SHALL NEVER REACH THE NECRONOMICON"
It discounts the possibility that those days were a brief mass shared hallucination
December 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
It discounts the possibility that those days were a brief mass shared hallucination
Most people give a rat's ass about anything in direct proportion to the degree that they feel personally affected.
A whooooooooooole lot of people are affected by this.
A whooooooooooole lot of people are affected by this.
December 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Most people give a rat's ass about anything in direct proportion to the degree that they feel personally affected.
A whooooooooooole lot of people are affected by this.
A whooooooooooole lot of people are affected by this.
Either we lost Rob or he's picked up an exciting new hobby
December 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Either we lost Rob or he's picked up an exciting new hobby
There is a Henson-family puppet murder mystery film, but most do not speak of it much
December 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
There is a Henson-family puppet murder mystery film, but most do not speak of it much
Did they want Vecna to find Jesus and settle down and raise a family
December 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Did they want Vecna to find Jesus and settle down and raise a family
And it looks like this when done properly.
December 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
And it looks like this when done properly.
"How do I get to the hardware store?"
"Well, ya go up this way, about a mile, then turn right where the nude used to be."
"Well, ya go up this way, about a mile, then turn right where the nude used to be."
December 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"How do I get to the hardware store?"
"Well, ya go up this way, about a mile, then turn right where the nude used to be."
"Well, ya go up this way, about a mile, then turn right where the nude used to be."
Agadoo doo doo, push a finger in your bum
Agadoo doo doo, prob'ly shouldn't use your thumb
Agadoo doo doo, prob'ly shouldn't use your thumb
December 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Agadoo doo doo, push a finger in your bum
Agadoo doo doo, prob'ly shouldn't use your thumb
Agadoo doo doo, prob'ly shouldn't use your thumb
Now imagine, just to complicate the exercise, most of those hundred sharing an ethnicity previously not found in the area, and a couple of restaurants and shops opening up catering to the new arrivals' preferred cultural norms.
Tom Cotton would be on TV calling for air strikes.
Tom Cotton would be on TV calling for air strikes.
December 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Now imagine, just to complicate the exercise, most of those hundred sharing an ethnicity previously not found in the area, and a couple of restaurants and shops opening up catering to the new arrivals' preferred cultural norms.
Tom Cotton would be on TV calling for air strikes.
Tom Cotton would be on TV calling for air strikes.
They need seven children so that, after the measles take two of them and three others are roasted over the years to help feed the family over a long winter, the remaining two can enjoy the thriving rural Iowa nightlife and rub up against a cow or something to pass the time
December 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
They need seven children so that, after the measles take two of them and three others are roasted over the years to help feed the family over a long winter, the remaining two can enjoy the thriving rural Iowa nightlife and rub up against a cow or something to pass the time