The Daftest Lap (8-2) 🏴🇪🇺
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Just trying my best. Dyspraxic/Asthmatic. Aspiring writer. Long-suffering Ferrari, Dundee United, Colts, Everton, Pacers and Scotland fan. Halloumi enthusiast. He/him. Swear a whole lot. No DMs please because I cannae see them right now
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“We are disheartened to learn that Lord Killdude has broke his promise and has been shoving people in the volcano. If the murdergooner party is as moral as it once was, then they will publicly disavow Lord Killdude’s actions and work with us towards a bipartisan solution to the volcano problem”
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“We are disheartened to learn that Lord Killdude has broke his promise and has been shoving people in the volcano. If the murdergooner party is as moral as it once was, then they will publicly disavow Lord Killdude’s actions and work with us towards a bipartisan solution to the volcano problem”
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
Anyway the Indianapolis Colts are 8-2
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Anyway the Indianapolis Colts are 8-2
Amon-Ra St Brown being a Trump supporting wank is disappointing. Unworthy of the term "Sun God" now
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Amon-Ra St Brown being a Trump supporting wank is disappointing. Unworthy of the term "Sun God" now
An all timer shocker this
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
An all timer shocker this
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The Commanders playing absolutely fucking shite in front of Trump, is it?
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The Commanders playing absolutely fucking shite in front of Trump, is it?
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They're calling them the Super Bowl Colts folks
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
They're calling them the Super Bowl Colts folks
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I always get a wee dopamine hit when I see someone say *precisely* what I've been saying (except when it's "Hearts look shite the day")
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I always get a wee dopamine hit when I see someone say *precisely* what I've been saying (except when it's "Hearts look shite the day")
Literally both of them got driven into, but ok
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Literally both of them got driven into, but ok
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Jonathan Taylor ends it with an 8 yard TD run, Colts win
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Jonathan Taylor ends it with an 8 yard TD run, Colts win
Good fucking LORD
mike mcdaniel had called a timeout. there are 15:00 minutes left in the first quarter
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Good fucking LORD
Daniel Jones:
That boy JT gunna carry me to a championship 🏆💪🐎 #colts
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Daniel Jones:
Beautiful move by Max to take P3
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Beautiful move by Max to take P3
Fuuucking he'll
More development time next year I guess?
Yay?
More development time next year I guess?
Yay?
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Fuuucking he'll
More development time next year I guess?
Yay?
More development time next year I guess?
Yay?
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For the ferrari fans today
a cartoon of two teddy bears hugging each other
Alt: a cartoon of two teddy bears hugging each other
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
For the ferrari fans today
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We're winning the fucking Super Bowl
*just ignore the last three hours*
*just ignore the last three hours*
November 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
We're winning the fucking Super Bowl
*just ignore the last three hours*
*just ignore the last three hours*
VERSUCH INDIANAPOLIS, COLTS GEWINNEN
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
VERSUCH INDIANAPOLIS, COLTS GEWINNEN
Just run Taylor now
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Just run Taylor now
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I need a stupid Tyler Warren joke for the rest of the season. Something hair related?
TYLER WARREN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I need a stupid Tyler Warren joke for the rest of the season. Something hair related?
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Someone in another chat said Hamilton might only be hanging on in case he gets a penalty for the Colapinto thing, so as not to carry it to the next race.
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Someone in another chat said Hamilton might only be hanging on in case he gets a penalty for the Colapinto thing, so as not to carry it to the next race.
TYLER WARREN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
TYLER WARREN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH