The Daftest Lap (8-2) 🏴🇪🇺
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“We are disheartened to learn that Lord Killdude has broke his promise and has been shoving people in the volcano. If the murdergooner party is as moral as it once was, then they will publicly disavow Lord Killdude’s actions and work with us towards a bipartisan solution to the volcano problem”
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“We are disheartened to learn that Lord Killdude has broke his promise and has been shoving people in the volcano. If the murdergooner party is as moral as it once was, then they will publicly disavow Lord Killdude’s actions and work with us towards a bipartisan solution to the volcano problem”
"Ferrari's fault", apparently
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"Ferrari's fault", apparently
Sums it up
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Sums it up
Probably realised just how bad a take it was
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Probably realised just how bad a take it was
If not the worst F1 take I've seen on here, definitely top ten
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If not the worst F1 take I've seen on here, definitely top ten
Like...that's unforgivable, that's genuinely one of the worst coaching things I've ever seen
Like accidentally hitting the middle button on a PS remote on Madden
Like accidentally hitting the middle button on a PS remote on Madden
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Like...that's unforgivable, that's genuinely one of the worst coaching things I've ever seen
Like accidentally hitting the middle button on a PS remote on Madden
Like accidentally hitting the middle button on a PS remote on Madden
Ignore the autocorrect of "hell" here please hahaha
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Ignore the autocorrect of "hell" here please hahaha