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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 5h

Just wait and see if we ever punt them Scott Robinson again

Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 5h

Oh I see. We give them Gary Locke, Jamie Hamill and Colin Doyle, then they get all pissy when we ask McInnes up the road. It's fucking ungrateful is what it is

Joel Sked @sked21.bsky.social · 5h

Derek McInnes prepares for his Rugby Park return for the first time as Heart of Midlothian boss.

He will likely be the focus of the home support.

🗣️ "The only thing I was guilty of was wanting to speak to Hearts. I don't make any apologies for that."

Derek McInnes makes no apologies for Hearts desire as he returns to Kilmarnock

The Hearts head coach will return to Rugby Park with his head held high.

onlrl.co

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 7h

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 8h

My aunt is going to be boiling when she cannae do the Press & Journal crossword because he's chored her bins

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 8h

"Hermiston Gait, the ringpiece of Edinburgh"

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 10h

Please leave @andrewdfraser.bsky.social out of this

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 12h

EEN is going to get a story out of this. Photo of you holding up the Edinburgh Boaby picture and doing compoface

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 12h

Had to get the ice rink in tbf

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 12h

Give me a couple of specific streets and I'll make them pubes

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 12h

It's got nothing on the Edinburgh Boaby

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 1d

The best part is going to be when they integrate sports betting into the sexts

“Your throbbing manmountain makes me SOOOOOO wet, but you know what would make me even wetter? If you put a three team parlay on DraftKings using promo-code ‘SUCKER.’ Oh yeah, baby, let me suck you dry.”

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 1d

So glad we’re burning down rainforests and drying up lakes to help total losers masturbate in an entirely new way

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

Couldn't stick that shite anymore, horrendous. Switched to Andorra vs Serbia. Surprised they've been allowed to move their home game to Meggetland

Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

Stunned to see Raspadori hooked. Boy looked like a 25 year old make a wish kid. Only goal he was threatening was the GoFundMe total to get him to Disneyland

Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

Well after watching that first half I now implicitly understand why Serie A clubs are signing guys from Aberdeen and Motherwell

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

World class at passing between the centre halves though 👌

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

Critchley's Hearts. Entire team are terrified to play a forwards pass over 5 yards and when they actually do they make a complete arse of it and the other team goes three 20 yard balls up the park leading to shitey knickers time. Abysmal

Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

Italy are absolutely hum dinging by the way. Stinking.

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

Italy are absolutely hum dinging by the way. Stinking.

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

No sure there's many 5 year old Arab bairns looking for water in Udine tbh

lajina.bsky.social @lajina.bsky.social · 1d

Snipers on roof as security ramps up for Italy-Israel qualifier

Oct 14, 2025, 08:41 AM ET Snipers are on the roof of the Israel team hotel in Udine and the Italian city is on maximum alert ahead of a World Cup qualifier on Tuesday. The sound of helicopters surveilling the city has filled the air…

Snipers on roof as security ramps up for Italy-Israel qualifier

Oct 14, 2025, 08:41 AM ET Snipers are on the roof of the Israel team hotel in Udine and the Italian city is on maximum alert ahead of a World Cup qualifier on Tuesday. The sound of helicopters surveilling the city has filled the air since the morning, hours before Italy's match against Israel was set to kick off at Stadio Friuli.

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

Just minded Kyziridis won goal of the month and Larry Longshanks player of the month too. Truly this is how it feels to win the league in October

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

The great irony about Glens is that it's the ideal toilet bowl cleaner unless you actually drink it, whereupon it becomes quite the opposite

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

Some mantelpiece he's going to need

Hearts Standard @heartsstandard.bsky.social · 1d

🏅Derek McInnes has become the first Hearts manager to win the award in the top flight for consecutive months during the SPFL era
www.heartsstandard.co.uk/news/2554202...

Hearts' Derek McInnes named manager of the month after unbeaten September

Hearts scored five goals without reply over their two matches, maintaining their unbeaten start to the Scottish Premiership.

www.heartsstandard.co.uk

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

Well my Commies are absolute fucking dugshit again. Luckily that's been the default for 30 years so I don't care 😎

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 2d

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 2d

1-1. Right good game that. Both teams going at it, end to end. Hundred times better than the dugmeat I watched yesterday.