Crystal Storm 💎⛈️
@thecrystalstorm.bsky.social
Seattle-based trans woman and Professional Sewing Person
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I'm at the Lucius show in Seattle and every dude here looks like he has very strong opinions about IPAs
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I'm at the Lucius show in Seattle and every dude here looks like he has very strong opinions about IPAs
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CITIZENS OF SEATTLE:
I'll be performing at Ass-tronauts & Robo-tits, a sci-fi burlesque show on December 6th in West Seattle! It's gonna be a great show, get your tickets now!
www.ticketleap.events/tickets/the-...
I'll be performing at Ass-tronauts & Robo-tits, a sci-fi burlesque show on December 6th in West Seattle! It's gonna be a great show, get your tickets now!
www.ticketleap.events/tickets/the-...
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
CITIZENS OF SEATTLE:
I'll be performing at Ass-tronauts & Robo-tits, a sci-fi burlesque show on December 6th in West Seattle! It's gonna be a great show, get your tickets now!
www.ticketleap.events/tickets/the-...
I'll be performing at Ass-tronauts & Robo-tits, a sci-fi burlesque show on December 6th in West Seattle! It's gonna be a great show, get your tickets now!
www.ticketleap.events/tickets/the-...
running for office on a single platform, which is that we send a decent quality mic and audio interface to every person who records or guests on a podcast
November 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
running for office on a single platform, which is that we send a decent quality mic and audio interface to every person who records or guests on a podcast
CITIZENS OF SEATTLE:
I'll be performing at Ass-tronauts & Robo-tits, a sci-fi burlesque show on December 6th in West Seattle! It's gonna be a great show, get your tickets now!
www.ticketleap.events/tickets/the-...
I'll be performing at Ass-tronauts & Robo-tits, a sci-fi burlesque show on December 6th in West Seattle! It's gonna be a great show, get your tickets now!
www.ticketleap.events/tickets/the-...
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
CITIZENS OF SEATTLE:
I'll be performing at Ass-tronauts & Robo-tits, a sci-fi burlesque show on December 6th in West Seattle! It's gonna be a great show, get your tickets now!
www.ticketleap.events/tickets/the-...
I'll be performing at Ass-tronauts & Robo-tits, a sci-fi burlesque show on December 6th in West Seattle! It's gonna be a great show, get your tickets now!
www.ticketleap.events/tickets/the-...
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Every year at work I have to complete a training module about how I could be fired and go to jail if I give a government official a gift valued at over $100 in order to facilitate a contract, and this motherfucker is like wow cool bar of gold thanks dude
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Every year at work I have to complete a training module about how I could be fired and go to jail if I give a government official a gift valued at over $100 in order to facilitate a contract, and this motherfucker is like wow cool bar of gold thanks dude
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IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
Every year at work I have to complete a training module about how I could be fired and go to jail if I give a government official a gift valued at over $100 in order to facilitate a contract, and this motherfucker is like wow cool bar of gold thanks dude
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Every year at work I have to complete a training module about how I could be fired and go to jail if I give a government official a gift valued at over $100 in order to facilitate a contract, and this motherfucker is like wow cool bar of gold thanks dude
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Had a lovely time checking out the Beguiled Books grand opening today, and they now have one signed copy of His Secret Illuminations on the shelf! (Or they did at 1:30, anyway!)
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Had a lovely time checking out the Beguiled Books grand opening today, and they now have one signed copy of His Secret Illuminations on the shelf! (Or they did at 1:30, anyway!)
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it's actually a good thing that companies are pouring billions of dollars into a technology that they have to constantly beg people to use, that's just basic economics
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
it's actually a good thing that companies are pouring billions of dollars into a technology that they have to constantly beg people to use, that's just basic economics
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14 Nov 2025
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
14 Nov 2025
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I see a lot of folks attack AI generated work on the grounds of quality - and true, right now the quality just isn't there in most cases.
But even if it were perfect I still wouldn't want it in any media I engage with.
I care about artists more than art.
But even if it were perfect I still wouldn't want it in any media I engage with.
I care about artists more than art.
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I see a lot of folks attack AI generated work on the grounds of quality - and true, right now the quality just isn't there in most cases.
But even if it were perfect I still wouldn't want it in any media I engage with.
I care about artists more than art.
But even if it were perfect I still wouldn't want it in any media I engage with.
I care about artists more than art.
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
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November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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the only time I want to hear the word Leverage is in reference to the hit television show that ran from 2008-2012
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
the only time I want to hear the word Leverage is in reference to the hit television show that ran from 2008-2012
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jeremy renner
crushed by a snowplow while trying to tow out his truck
then milkshake duck
crushed by a snowplow while trying to tow out his truck
then milkshake duck
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
jeremy renner
crushed by a snowplow while trying to tow out his truck
then milkshake duck
crushed by a snowplow while trying to tow out his truck
then milkshake duck
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nothing makes me want to quit my job and go live in the woods like hearing upper management talk about "leveraging ai for optimized workplace efficiency"
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
nothing makes me want to quit my job and go live in the woods like hearing upper management talk about "leveraging ai for optimized workplace efficiency"
jeremy renner
crushed by a snowplow while trying to tow out his truck
then milkshake duck
crushed by a snowplow while trying to tow out his truck
then milkshake duck
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
jeremy renner
crushed by a snowplow while trying to tow out his truck
then milkshake duck
crushed by a snowplow while trying to tow out his truck
then milkshake duck
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#SEATTLE!!! Have you checked to see if your vote has been counted yet? @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social is up by 91 votes after today's ballot drop! It's gonna be a nail-biter, so get in there and make sure your voice was heard! #Babes4Katie #ThisIsYourCity
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
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November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
#SEATTLE!!! Have you checked to see if your vote has been counted yet? @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social is up by 91 votes after today's ballot drop! It's gonna be a nail-biter, so get in there and make sure your voice was heard! #Babes4Katie #ThisIsYourCity
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...