Mathsex Jorkular
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He/They the yoinky sploinky man
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Fuck YouTube. I would rather my videos stay removed than edit them to cut out the word gambling. For years, my work was about how loot boxes were gambling, and I used the word because companies didn’t want the word used.
I’d sooner lose every video than destroy the point of them.
Fuck. YouTube.
I’d sooner lose every video than destroy the point of them.
Fuck. YouTube.
December 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Fuck YouTube. I would rather my videos stay removed than edit them to cut out the word gambling. For years, my work was about how loot boxes were gambling, and I used the word because companies didn’t want the word used.
I’d sooner lose every video than destroy the point of them.
Fuck. YouTube.
I’d sooner lose every video than destroy the point of them.
Fuck. YouTube.
A lot of people are using Gang of Dragon to shit on Yakuza and RGG meanwhile I feel like this
December 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A lot of people are using Gang of Dragon to shit on Yakuza and RGG meanwhile I feel like this
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HEED THE OMEN OF THE ROWLING CUBE.
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
HEED THE OMEN OF THE ROWLING CUBE.
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This means that Murdoc hitting 2-D with a car was an example of queer on queer violence. Sad 😔
Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett casually confirming that 2D of Gorillaz is non-binary now is not what I expected from this album promotion cycle but y’know, yeah, cool, good for them!
![Albarn: That's the lovely thing about Gorillaz - it's still committed to everything existing in its own world. It's why l put that sound on my voice to separate me from [cartoon lead singer] 2-D. He…. Well, I actually don't think he's much of a he, he's more of a 'they', isn't he?
Hewlett: They're definitely more at home in that [non-binary] world. They're a sweetheart, they're open and accepting new information.
Albarn: Exactly, it's such a nice place to sing from.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vmhrtckqi7ghdoqhf3lgvm4y/bafkreifoqfxkzjxz6oq5zh75dmks7wgy75zkpercumnvqubrm2vde4tdxy@jpeg)
December 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This means that Murdoc hitting 2-D with a car was an example of queer on queer violence. Sad 😔
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i saw the new epstein photo release and remembered the president is one of the most prominent pedophiles in the world and nothing will be done about that, oh well
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i saw the new epstein photo release and remembered the president is one of the most prominent pedophiles in the world and nothing will be done about that, oh well
Possibly unpopular opinion but I think this new season of Fionna and Cake is a lot better than the first season
December 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Possibly unpopular opinion but I think this new season of Fionna and Cake is a lot better than the first season
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If you want to do something like this, why not buy a $150k home in a small town in Italy, France, Spain, or Mexico, instead of having nine people share one bathroom after they eat at a restaurant called "Stinky's?"
December 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
If you want to do something like this, why not buy a $150k home in a small town in Italy, France, Spain, or Mexico, instead of having nine people share one bathroom after they eat at a restaurant called "Stinky's?"
Thank GOD, I was really worried that they were gonna drag this show out to like 10 seasons
The Boys - Final Season Teaser Trailer | Prime Video (April 8) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv0l...
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Thank GOD, I was really worried that they were gonna drag this show out to like 10 seasons
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just purchased my limited edition Avatar: Fire and Ash catheter so i don't have to get up to pee during the movie 🤩 it's designed to look like a Na'vi braid but it goes up my penis
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
just purchased my limited edition Avatar: Fire and Ash catheter so i don't have to get up to pee during the movie 🤩 it's designed to look like a Na'vi braid but it goes up my penis
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Here u go lil man all for u
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Here u go lil man all for u
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“Frozen peppermint hit chocolate” it’s a fucking peppermint mocha frap you stupid fucks
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
“Frozen peppermint hit chocolate” it’s a fucking peppermint mocha frap you stupid fucks
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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He had to ask for this thumbnail to be made while his wife is in the hospital
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
He had to ask for this thumbnail to be made while his wife is in the hospital
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Louie CK won a Grammy for a set about his cancellation and just got a glowing profile in the Wall Street Journal to promote his new book
When people talk about the excesses of MeToo, they have to lie, because the reality is that there was no massive social reckoning forcing people to believe survivors or hold perpetrators accountable. In fact, there has been a significant backsliding and new punishments in rejection of MeToo
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Louie CK won a Grammy for a set about his cancellation and just got a glowing profile in the Wall Street Journal to promote his new book
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i like old yugioh's slower gameplay until i have to edit a duel and it's turn 27 of going back and forth for 5 seconds of nothing happening and i have to keep switching the POV and i want to attack someone with my bare hands
November 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i like old yugioh's slower gameplay until i have to edit a duel and it's turn 27 of going back and forth for 5 seconds of nothing happening and i have to keep switching the POV and i want to attack someone with my bare hands
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<me, normal> Astrograph Sorcerer is such a beautiful card, it should really be one of the first full arts YuGiOh does.
<my wife, full of evil> Yeah pendulums kinda deserve the full art treatment period. We deserve to see Endymion's feet.
<my wife, full of evil> Yeah pendulums kinda deserve the full art treatment period. We deserve to see Endymion's feet.
November 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
<me, normal> Astrograph Sorcerer is such a beautiful card, it should really be one of the first full arts YuGiOh does.
<my wife, full of evil> Yeah pendulums kinda deserve the full art treatment period. We deserve to see Endymion's feet.
<my wife, full of evil> Yeah pendulums kinda deserve the full art treatment period. We deserve to see Endymion's feet.
Pls stop scooping I promise I am testing Gimmick Puppet for an amazing reason
October 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Pls stop scooping I promise I am testing Gimmick Puppet for an amazing reason
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.