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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 8h

Crowleyfication of video essays

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 12h

Watch War of the Worlds with them

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 12h

I have never wanted an offensive coordinator fired after a win where my QB had a perfect passer rating before. i cannot handle another Saquon run for 0 yards every first down.

Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 14h

I need Kevin Patullo off my team

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 14h

I need Kevin Patullo off my team

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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 1d

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

norman "my name is not norman but still i" rockwell's painting "freedom of speech" except i made the guy fucked up, and he's doing a Beam Blast. and also everyone around him looks more worried than usual

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aeda @dthgrpsbymdr.bsky.social · 1d

this website is a fucking joke lmao

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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 1d

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 2d

when i first moved here i definitely partied too hard a couple of times and ended up in wolstiot. wolstiot is real

Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 2d

ChatGPT is not doing the subway system too well.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 2d

Are there any parades that don’t exist that you would boycott if they did exist?

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 2d

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 2d

inventory management

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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 3d

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD
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Investigation of:
LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN
IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN
ON JUNE 18, 2023
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Accident No.:
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Interview of:
Co-designer/Pilot
Deepsea Challenger
DCA23FM036
via Microsoft Teams
Friday,
July 26, 2024

INTERVIEW OF
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BY LCDR
11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible
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A.
Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic.
When I
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set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did
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was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible
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program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named
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Professor
I. I did that through a mutual friend
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of ours, a guy named
, who is one of the preeminent
underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a
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submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the
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Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was
22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.

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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 3d

Throwback to the era of the porn list mascots

in order: The Porn Dude, Mr Porn Geek, Porn Geek (no relation), Gay Sites, Porn Dork, Porn Memo, BachelorBlog, BestListofPorn, PornGuide, PornListDude, DudeThrill, JerkDude, FindBestPorno, PornVideoList, FindBare

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 3d

Do you think all the billionaires who pumped millions and millions into this Cuomo run are thinking “Hey why didn’t I just spend this on taxes?”

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 3d

It's bing bong season.

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 3d

Hey man get your big ass head out the way I can’t read the meme

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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 3d

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 3d

Pokémon games in 2025 are always saying shit like “Only the best trainers can manage to teach their Pokémon 4 moves” or “It fills me with such joy to know young trainers are smart enough to understand type matchups”

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Cjelex @cjelex.bsky.social · 3d

I feel that if this Bengals vs Steelers game has taught us anything its that Aaron Rodgers is a Fraud and Fake Elite QB and actually Joe Flacco should have his spot for top 5 QB of all time

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