Cjelex
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Crowleyfication of video essays
Watch War of the Worlds with them
I have never wanted an offensive coordinator fired after a win where my QB had a perfect passer rating before. i cannot handle another Saquon run for 0 yards every first down.
I need Kevin Patullo off my team
I need Kevin Patullo off my team
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BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!
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this website is a fucking joke lmao
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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when i first moved here i definitely partied too hard a couple of times and ended up in wolstiot. wolstiot is real
ChatGPT is not doing the subway system too well.
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Are there any parades that don’t exist that you would boycott if they did exist?
inventory management
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
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Throwback to the era of the porn list mascots
Do you think all the billionaires who pumped millions and millions into this Cuomo run are thinking “Hey why didn’t I just spend this on taxes?”
Hey man get your big ass head out the way I can’t read the meme
Pokémon games in 2025 are always saying shit like “Only the best trainers can manage to teach their Pokémon 4 moves” or “It fills me with such joy to know young trainers are smart enough to understand type matchups”
I feel that if this Bengals vs Steelers game has taught us anything its that Aaron Rodgers is a Fraud and Fake Elite QB and actually Joe Flacco should have his spot for top 5 QB of all time
The mispronouncing of Zohran's name is really unbelievable because it's not even a hard name to say!
I don’t think I’d want my chips to be wise
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#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/photo_413@07-12-2018_23-46-41.jpg
dog is only getting a bit a second