theblattner.bsky.social
@theblattner.bsky.social
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That’s the most casually wrong call I’ve ever seen refs make
January 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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HAYNES KANG
You make my HEART SANG
You make everything 〰️groovy〰️
Haynes Kang, I…..think I love youuu
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Georgia Tech QB Haynes King handshakes the Pop-tarts after the coin toss
December 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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How long has “slime tutorial” been a thing?
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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honestly i think Jason Kelce and Princess Diana could have had a great podcast
September 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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TIRED---Bluesky: Ugh, is it time for sportsball AGAIN?!? WHILE TRUMP IS TAKING OVER THE COUNTRY?!?!

INSPIRED---Bluesky: making fun of Kansas State being unable to move the ball is ableist
August 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Cats
August 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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The slo-mo replays of Tyrese Haliburton’s devastating injury will continue until morale improves.
June 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
June 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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and boy what an incredible run Cardinal Parolin has had as the Vatican Secretary of State. I tell everybody, Cardinal Parolin might be the best Vatican Secretary of State I’ve ever seen!
(Long pause as the Cardinal Parolin fans go crazy)
…BUT IM GOING WITH CARDINAL TAGLE!
(He puts on a Tagle head)
May 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Swiss pikemen best pikemen
May 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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It worked for the Astros.
Remember Omaha basketball? The program that galvanized around... beating a locker room trash can?

Well, the Mavericks have ridden the wave and clinched a spot in the NCAA Tournament.
March 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's Trent with a steel chair
March 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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That’s enough of that
March 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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here’s how diane warren can still win
March 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
4 lead performances and Isabella Rossellini.
March 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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at the rate this is going the academy awards should change their name to the movie awards
March 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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March 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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We need house divided flags for subjects beyond sports. You should be able to buy a flag that's half Gilmore Girls, half meatball sub
February 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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get down Jerome
February 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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THE THREE-PEAT IS STILL ON THE MENU BOYS
January 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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well, my team's going to the super bowl again. best of all, everyone else is really, really happy for me
January 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
January 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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those opening drives
January 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM