Titty Gajillions
@lovemyfriendz69.bsky.social
I came here to love my friends and chew bubble gum…and I’m all out of bubble gum. she/her #BlackLivesMatter 🇵🇸
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
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A Christmas elf’s candy cane stripes represent their achievements in battle. Red indicates an elf has drawn blood, while green is reserved for those with confirmed kills. More exotic colors designate elves who take a particular pleasure in dismemberment
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
A Christmas elf’s candy cane stripes represent their achievements in battle. Red indicates an elf has drawn blood, while green is reserved for those with confirmed kills. More exotic colors designate elves who take a particular pleasure in dismemberment
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On the eve of the Sandy Hook anniversary, there has been another campus shooting. This time at Brown University.
To the people in power: this is your legacy.
Thirteen years. Thirteen years of dead children, traumatized students, shattered families — while you stall, deflect, and do nothing.
To the people in power: this is your legacy.
Thirteen years. Thirteen years of dead children, traumatized students, shattered families — while you stall, deflect, and do nothing.
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
On the eve of the Sandy Hook anniversary, there has been another campus shooting. This time at Brown University.
To the people in power: this is your legacy.
Thirteen years. Thirteen years of dead children, traumatized students, shattered families — while you stall, deflect, and do nothing.
To the people in power: this is your legacy.
Thirteen years. Thirteen years of dead children, traumatized students, shattered families — while you stall, deflect, and do nothing.
get Alex Caruso’s Caillou lookin ass off my TV
December 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
get Alex Caruso’s Caillou lookin ass off my TV
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Guys, they actually did it.
December 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Guys, they actually did it.
I can’t believe they were k*ssing like that after eating TUNA MELTS 🤢
December 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I can’t believe they were k*ssing like that after eating TUNA MELTS 🤢
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You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
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"Okay but do you have any proof it was Manute's? I feel like this could've been anyone's warm-up."
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
"Okay but do you have any proof it was Manute's? I feel like this could've been anyone's warm-up."
Locking it in. It seems like a long shot but I don’t think Rizo is making it out of fire and I do think we could be looking at a bitter jury that won’t vote for Savannah no matter how well she played. #survivor49
December 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Locking it in. It seems like a long shot but I don’t think Rizo is making it out of fire and I do think we could be looking at a bitter jury that won’t vote for Savannah no matter how well she played. #survivor49
PIANO BARS
I think it’s very important that everyone have at least one tacky thing they love unabashedly
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
PIANO BARS
I’m so fucking humiliated by my winner pick’s gameplay tonight. Sophi could still win but is no longer deserving imo. #survivor49
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I’m so fucking humiliated by my winner pick’s gameplay tonight. Sophi could still win but is no longer deserving imo. #survivor49
Kristina Mills will NOT be the thirteenth person voted out of #survivor49.
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Kristina Mills will NOT be the thirteenth person voted out of #survivor49.
Telling Rizo not to be so vocal about his idol when you spilled the beans about your KIP the previous day certainly is a choice!!!!! #survivor49
December 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Telling Rizo not to be so vocal about his idol when you spilled the beans about your KIP the previous day certainly is a choice!!!!! #survivor49
OKAY I’m watching the gay hockey show and I can’t wait
December 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
OKAY I’m watching the gay hockey show and I can’t wait
Next up: Jeff Hiller for mayor of My Heart 🫶🏼
Congrats to re-elected Albuquerque Mayor Tim Keller (D).
This is the first, but it may not be the only electoral victory for someone who has appeared on PLURIBUS.
This is the first, but it may not be the only electoral victory for someone who has appeared on PLURIBUS.
December 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Next up: Jeff Hiller for mayor of My Heart 🫶🏼
Seated 🫡 for HAMNET
December 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Seated 🫡 for HAMNET
you will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
you will be visited by three spirits
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Introducing the Cool S, For Her™
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Introducing the Cool S, For Her™
Each year they should invite a representative fan from every FBS school, chosen at random, and hold a conclave to figure this out. Same snacks.
a day later, I keep thinking about this: the CFP desperately needs to move to a combination of computer rankings/large human polls.
We might get a "wrong" pick sometimes but we already get those, except now we question the committee's motivaitons/logic/politics every year. And that's a bad look
We might get a "wrong" pick sometimes but we already get those, except now we question the committee's motivaitons/logic/politics every year. And that's a bad look
The College Football Playoff committee got it wrong again.
Here's the now-annual breakdown of how the committee's inconsistent logic leaves everybody once again wondering if they had ulterior motives for the choices they made.
Here's the now-annual breakdown of how the committee's inconsistent logic leaves everybody once again wondering if they had ulterior motives for the choices they made.
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Each year they should invite a representative fan from every FBS school, chosen at random, and hold a conclave to figure this out. Same snacks.
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Travis "Kedarius Toney" Kelce
September 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Travis "Kedarius Toney" Kelce
Cignetti 4 President
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Cignetti 4 President
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
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I can’t get over how Barbie succeeded because it offered tangible ways for women and girls to celebrate each other (and dress up and go to the movies together) but studios thought it worked because it’s about toys so now they’re making like Bananagrams the movie
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I can’t get over how Barbie succeeded because it offered tangible ways for women and girls to celebrate each other (and dress up and go to the movies together) but studios thought it worked because it’s about toys so now they’re making like Bananagrams the movie
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The Never Ending Pasta Bowl is right there.
Kind of astounding that Olive Garden has never sponsored a bowl game
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The Never Ending Pasta Bowl is right there.