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Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don’t work.
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rawdawgcomics.bsky.social
This guy's lost his mind
December 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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luckybun.bsky.social
Ooh MAMA, sue me!
Huh HA! Hey horse girl, I must be at max pity- cause I gacha
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
thebentai.bsky.social
Bull Update: I seem to have an inflammation of the ulnar nerve. So for now I have to limit putting pressure on the forearm, and figure out if I need some ergonomic changes. Yay for being an old Tauren.
Cubital Tunnel Syndrome - OrthoInfo - AAOS
Cubital tunnel syndrome can cause an aching pain on the inside of your elbow. Most symptoms, however, occur in the hand. Numbness and tingling in the ring and little fingers are common symptoms of uln...
orthoinfo.aaos.org
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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topherflorence.bsky.social
now that megaman 12 has a release date we can finally confirm that clarissa explains it all takes place in the year 2027
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
thebentai.bsky.social
This is also where I state that I am an odd person that plays Warcraft, but has little interest in fantasy stuff. 😂
thebentai.bsky.social Bentai the Tauren 🐮| EN VTuber ☑ @thebentai.bsky.social · 1d
Just finished watching the 3 Hobbit movies and the 70s animated movie. The 70s one was too rushed and had too much singing for my tastes. The modern ones went on for too damn long and should not have shoehorned other plots and characters into the setting to try and be a prequel to the LoTR movies.
December 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
rip Jim Ward 🤍
A riff on the Cow tools cartoon featuring Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, standding in the pasture with the table of tools. Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, is wearing a fancy white suit with gold details, a huge belt buckle, and a cowboy hat that is so tall it extends beyond the top of the frame. On the table, the cow tools each protrude out of frame in a similar fashion: the lump is wider, the handle on the lump with handle is so long the end can't be seen, as with the handle of the Prongler. The hoofsaw also is too long to be captured within the frame. In the background, the Dimmsdale Dimmadome (owned by Doug Dimmadome) sits in a hill. Caption reads, "Doug Dimmadome (owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome) tools."
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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planeyboys.bsky.social
this god dang world don't make no sense anymore
December 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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awakeningwind.bsky.social
Tauren portrait
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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paperbackparadise.bsky.social
UNSHEATHE AND WIELD THY SWORD! Three mighty warriors and a mutual wizard friend meet in middle of nowhere to settle a debate once and for all: WHO GOT THE LONGEST SWORD? A MESSAGE TO THE READER FROM AUTHOR PIRTH RASSLEMIN The book you hold in your hands is about swords. There is nothing in this book that one could read as a euphemism for a penis, and there certainly is no intended symbolism nor subtext that one could read as a comparison to men who use their hobbies to compensate for some insecurity. In fact, men have never really done this sort of thing. It's actually a fallacy that I hope to dispel with this exciting book about swords. and sword collecting - sharp swords, hard swords, thick swords, moisturized swords, swords that curve, and uncircumswords. So please, do us both a favor and buy this book that is 100% not about penises. THIS IS A BOOK ABOUT SWORDS
September 10, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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paperbackparadise.bsky.social
books

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Fantasy book cover featuring warriors holding their swords, a man riding a cat beast in the foreground holds an extra long sword up. Cover copy and title read: THE ONLY QUEST THAT MATTERS WHO GOT THE LONGEST SWORD? THIS IS NOT A PENIS THING IT'S ABOUT SWORDS By PIRTH RASSLEMIN review blurb: Not about holding your own penis. Realms Magazine WARNING: NOT ABOUT A MAN'S PENIS
September 10, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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captainjellico.bsky.social
And now the conclusion... Part 2 of 2

#StarTrek #JellicoTrek #CaptainJollyco
Panel 1 - Jellico: My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap. Panel 2 - Q: Well, they always say “There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.” Panel 3 - Jellico, his eyes red. Panel 4 - Q winks.
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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kreep.gay
someone said make it into an album cover
val the goat demon in a psychedelic color palette looking very distressed and smoking a cigarette the top says "bad trip" in wobbly text and there is a parental advisory for explicit content in the bottom right
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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henemimi.bsky.social
When I saw the leak with old Leon, it made me so maidenly I snapped the plastic fork I was holding clean in half. This is gonna be a long 2 months before Old Man dick hits the shelf and I can crush blue chew into his brandy and break his back 💔
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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jindall.bsky.social
Reason I’ve been busy.
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Everyone is replying "tigers are more dangerous than lions" but have you considered the aura
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
thebentai.bsky.social
Just finished watching the 3 Hobbit movies and the 70s animated movie. The 70s one was too rushed and had too much singing for my tastes. The modern ones went on for too damn long and should not have shoehorned other plots and characters into the setting to try and be a prequel to the LoTR movies.
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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st4rsp4ce.bsky.social
🐀📈
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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bunnycartoon.bsky.social
"I asked ChatGPT"

"I asked Grok"

Well, I asked the Sailor Moon fortune telling crystal ball. We are not the same.
A photo of the box for the 90s Sailor Moon "Crystal Message" fortune telling crystal ball toy from Japan. The package shows a "crystal ball" with a Sailor Moon figure inside from Sailor Moon S that will light up and talk, telling you your fortune specifically in things like "luck" and "romance".
December 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
thebentai.bsky.social
I think yer bull may need to switch to a thumb trackball mouse, as I wonder if my carpal tunnel issue is no longer being solved by my vertical mouse.

Anyone have any suggestions? Needs to be wired, have at least five buttons and a clickable scroll wheel.
December 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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pipermintz.bsky.social
true....
December 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A puppygirl holds the leash of another puppygirl who is kneeling before her. The leash-holding puppygirl presides over an old-school CRT monitor and says "on the internet, everybody knows you're a dog."
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
big news
The cow tools cartoon with a cow showing of her 4 lumpy unsophisticated tools except a pantone-style color sample has been edited in over the barn. The sample is a square of white that matches the white of the tools and is labeled "COWTONE 10-1982 Lump Prongler" Caption reads "Color of the year."
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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in-otter-news.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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qdnox.bsky.social
Two Polar bears turned 30s (!) and threw a party at the Minnesota zoo!
Happy Birthday to them!!
🐻‍❄️🎂🐻‍❄️

Because Shado-Pan used to barely live long, there is a tradition at the Kun-Lai Monastery that consists in giving funny toys to the oldest members.

(Pictures cropped from the local news video)
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is watching Green eat snack bars straight out of a packet, wrappers of individual bars strewn around him. Blue: So how are the gingerbread cookie flavoured snack bar things? Green's answer turns into narration as the scene quickly changes to a vision of Green brazenly licking the wall of a massive decorative gingerbread house taller than himself. Green, narrating: You know that dry, stale, slightly dusty taste of a gingerbread house that's been on display all month? Back to the original scene, Blue looks at Green with mild surprise. Green returns his gaze without hesitation or embarrassment. Blue: No?! Green: Well, it's like that. Blue raises an eyebrow as Green calmly starts eating another snack bar. Blue: Then why are you still eating them? Green: Nobody can stop me.
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM