Bentai the Tauren 🐮| EN VTuber ☑
@thebentai.bsky.social
Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don’t work.
Twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/bentaurvt
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Neocities! https://thebentai.neocities.org
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"I asked ChatGPT"
"I asked Grok"
Well, I asked the Sailor Moon fortune telling crystal ball. We are not the same.
"I asked Grok"
Well, I asked the Sailor Moon fortune telling crystal ball. We are not the same.
December 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"I asked ChatGPT"
"I asked Grok"
Well, I asked the Sailor Moon fortune telling crystal ball. We are not the same.
"I asked Grok"
Well, I asked the Sailor Moon fortune telling crystal ball. We are not the same.
I think yer bull may need to switch to a thumb trackball mouse, as I wonder if my carpal tunnel issue is no longer being solved by my vertical mouse.
Anyone have any suggestions? Needs to be wired, have at least five buttons and a clickable scroll wheel.
Anyone have any suggestions? Needs to be wired, have at least five buttons and a clickable scroll wheel.
December 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I think yer bull may need to switch to a thumb trackball mouse, as I wonder if my carpal tunnel issue is no longer being solved by my vertical mouse.
Anyone have any suggestions? Needs to be wired, have at least five buttons and a clickable scroll wheel.
Anyone have any suggestions? Needs to be wired, have at least five buttons and a clickable scroll wheel.
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Two Polar bears turned 30s (!) and threw a party at the Minnesota zoo!
Happy Birthday to them!!
🐻❄️🎂🐻❄️
Because Shado-Pan used to barely live long, there is a tradition at the Kun-Lai Monastery that consists in giving funny toys to the oldest members.
(Pictures cropped from the local news video)
Happy Birthday to them!!
🐻❄️🎂🐻❄️
Because Shado-Pan used to barely live long, there is a tradition at the Kun-Lai Monastery that consists in giving funny toys to the oldest members.
(Pictures cropped from the local news video)
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Two Polar bears turned 30s (!) and threw a party at the Minnesota zoo!
Happy Birthday to them!!
🐻❄️🎂🐻❄️
Because Shado-Pan used to barely live long, there is a tradition at the Kun-Lai Monastery that consists in giving funny toys to the oldest members.
(Pictures cropped from the local news video)
Happy Birthday to them!!
🐻❄️🎂🐻❄️
Because Shado-Pan used to barely live long, there is a tradition at the Kun-Lai Monastery that consists in giving funny toys to the oldest members.
(Pictures cropped from the local news video)
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New service online, KoboldGPT
If you use genAI, a kobold throws a rock at your head and gives you a severe concussion
If you use genAI, a kobold throws a rock at your head and gives you a severe concussion
December 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
New service online, KoboldGPT
If you use genAI, a kobold throws a rock at your head and gives you a severe concussion
If you use genAI, a kobold throws a rock at your head and gives you a severe concussion
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"Well considering Beavis is the bottom" are actual words I've inflicted on somebody
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"Well considering Beavis is the bottom" are actual words I've inflicted on somebody
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rough year for mr. met. he's been off his workout routine for months, can't stand listening to the lumineers anymore, mrs. met won't talk to him outside official appearances, he maxed out for cuomo and sliwa, and now the only coworker who likes him took a better job on the other side of the country
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
rough year for mr. met. he's been off his workout routine for months, can't stand listening to the lumineers anymore, mrs. met won't talk to him outside official appearances, he maxed out for cuomo and sliwa, and now the only coworker who likes him took a better job on the other side of the country
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*looks at a couple* So which of you is the Beavis and which of you is the Butt-head
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
*looks at a couple* So which of you is the Beavis and which of you is the Butt-head
Nothing like being woken up close to midnight by a low battery chirp, and having to run out to buy new 9 volts, because your existing fresh replacements you slapped in do not silence the noise.
Good night, and to my now quiet smoke detector, kiss my entire fuzzy backside. 🖕
Good night, and to my now quiet smoke detector, kiss my entire fuzzy backside. 🖕
December 10, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Nothing like being woken up close to midnight by a low battery chirp, and having to run out to buy new 9 volts, because your existing fresh replacements you slapped in do not silence the noise.
Good night, and to my now quiet smoke detector, kiss my entire fuzzy backside. 🖕
Good night, and to my now quiet smoke detector, kiss my entire fuzzy backside. 🖕
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every line in this six second clip of the case closed dub
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
every line in this six second clip of the case closed dub
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More reliable than Triple A
December 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
More reliable than Triple A
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The art of indifference
December 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The art of indifference
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This is why this dummy is not allowed in my room. He has 0 survival instincts when inside the house
December 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This is why this dummy is not allowed in my room. He has 0 survival instincts when inside the house
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i bet this is how it felt to write one of those angry letters to the newspaper in 1982
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
i bet this is how it felt to write one of those angry letters to the newspaper in 1982
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It's not much of a schedule, but I'm gonna post it anyway! It's important to keep up with good habits. 🙂⬆️⬇️ For the week of December 8th to 14th, there will be no weekday streams! Holiday stuff is keeping me busy. I'll be back for the usual weekend shenanigans.
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It's not much of a schedule, but I'm gonna post it anyway! It's important to keep up with good habits. 🙂⬆️⬇️ For the week of December 8th to 14th, there will be no weekday streams! Holiday stuff is keeping me busy. I'll be back for the usual weekend shenanigans.
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I saw a deer today. It was in the middle of the road, back facing me. I made noises to make it move. It stood up and started to bend over backwards, bones cracking and skin ripping, until it could look me in where my eyes would be.
There has been a voice calling for hours now.
There has been a voice calling for hours now.
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I saw a deer today. It was in the middle of the road, back facing me. I made noises to make it move. It stood up and started to bend over backwards, bones cracking and skin ripping, until it could look me in where my eyes would be.
There has been a voice calling for hours now.
There has been a voice calling for hours now.
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I MADE A STICKER VERSION OF THIS AND THEY ARE NOW ON SALE AT NILESZOTH.COM
I’M DOING SMALL BATCH FOR THE FIRST AMOUNT.
I’M DOING SMALL BATCH FOR THE FIRST AMOUNT.
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I MADE A STICKER VERSION OF THIS AND THEY ARE NOW ON SALE AT NILESZOTH.COM
I’M DOING SMALL BATCH FOR THE FIRST AMOUNT.
I’M DOING SMALL BATCH FOR THE FIRST AMOUNT.
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WHY WOULD I FILL MY HOUSE WITH ANYTHING ELSE?
THIS IS ALL YOU NEED.
THIS IS ALL YOU NEED.
December 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
WHY WOULD I FILL MY HOUSE WITH ANYTHING ELSE?
THIS IS ALL YOU NEED.
THIS IS ALL YOU NEED.