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The Core, Thanksgiving Enjoyer
@the-core.bsky.social
Your HR lady’s favorite HR lady. Likes: music, Oregon/DC sports, games, baking, travel, Bru the dog. Dislikes: bad faith arguments, blue drinks, and the Washington Huskies. Portland Pickles superfan.

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COMMENTARIAT COOKIE BRIGADE:

There are two polls up on the Discord now - please vote in both before Saturday!

Also, if you have not replied in the logistics thread that you are definitely doing this by Sunday, you will be booted for privacy reasons
LET’S GOOOOOO

Movin’ forward, babyyyyyy
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The Bob Ross original is up to $900k in the auction!

e.givesmart.com/events/LYw/i/
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I got this from my dad but I say “Willie Nelson” instead of “willy-nilly”
Here's a fun prompt: Which common idiom do you say "wrong" that if written in an anonymous manifesto would have friends and family realize it was you?
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Ok gonna try and get to bed early to be well rested for my interviews tomorrow

Have fun, be good, all that nonsense
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Loins wyd baby
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This is so amazing, Ricky Jay was such a damn legend

My little magic nerd heart grew three sizes today getting to see this
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If y’all thought Taskmaster fanfic was weird:

youtu.be/Gaeq-imR6po?...
I Read Every Jeopardy Fanfic I Could Find
YouTube video by Taymato
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It me, a hater who is smiling more because at least one of my brothers probably broke a TV tonight
I'm not a Chiefs hater. I gave up NFL fandom for my personal sanity a while ago.

HOWEVER, knowing the Chiefs have done nothing but lose one-possession games all year after getting fortunate for so long should give someone delight out thehre
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Go Ducks, many are saying
Bo Nix>>>>> Patrick Mahomes confirmed
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
THAT’S RIGHT

SUCK IT CHIEFS
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
BONCOOOOOOO
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
HELLO YOUR HOLINESS

BIG FAN
Only half joking: does the Pope have a stealth Bluesky account
Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hearing reports of Shaduer
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Ok every time I turn on the Chiefs game they score so idk maybe I’ll read a book or something
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Me: Marcedes Lewis is in the league?! He’s old af

*learns he’s the same age as me* well shit
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
“It’s easier to get off when it’s your own teammate” JJ do you have something to share with the class
Ian Eagle and J.J. Watt react to Josh Allen and Gabe Davis getting their helmets stuck together...
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
That’s goddamned right!

CATCH THESE JAZZ HANDS
North Texas is ranked in the AP Poll for the first time since 1959, snapping the longest active streak between poll appearances among FBS teams.

That now falls to New Mexico State, last ranked in 1960. Then Rice, last in 1961.
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
DING DING DING

The original “Jingle Bell Rock” is currently #89 of Apple’s Global Top 100 for…reasons?
Wait, is it got dang "Jingle Bell Rock"?
November 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
On Sunday, November 16th there are TWO Christmas songs in the Apple Top 100 global charts.

I’m sure we can all guess the first one (Mariah Carey at #14!!) but 100 internet points if you can tell me, without looking, the second one at #89
November 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Today I have learned that if I fuck up I don’t have a right to be upset that someone doesn’t respect me enough to say it to my face. Good to know.
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Whyyyyyyyyyyy

Go to someone else’s ci-tay
Despite rumors to the contrary, GameDay is headed back to Eugene for a timeless Big Ten classic:
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Guess that’s why Miami wanted to kick, well played Dolphins
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
WHY IS MIAMI KICKING?!?
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Can we go to the OT coin flip and both teams just say “no, we’re good”
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM