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The Core, Thanksgiving Enjoyer
@the-core.bsky.social
Your HR lady’s favorite HR lady. Likes: music, Oregon/DC sports, games, baking, travel, Bru the dog. Dislikes: bad faith arguments, blue drinks, and the Washington Huskies. Portland Pickles superfan.

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Well phase one of the plan has come together. Just need to ace one, maybe two more interviews, then figure out how the hell I’m going to move my entire life across the country.

That’s the harder part of the plan
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My video paused at “side parts?” and I just thought he was having a good long think about side parts
November 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Sickos I just had an awesome interview why would you bring me down so quickly
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Oh you know it
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
She said she wanted to push me to the next round as soon as possible is that good
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
2 yards would be me
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I never liked that guy, so we became fast friends. I smuggled you a TV. You gave me a $20 tip
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Happy birthday!

I’ll never forget the first time I saw you - Black Friday, Walmart. You showed up 8 hours early with a camping chair that you stole from our Sporting Goods section to wait in line for a $98 shit TV and then punched out our manager when we moved the staging area
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Hell yeah
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
But why though
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Maybe Collinsworth will issue a retraction on his Twitch channel that NBC’s going to make him create now that he spoke it into existence
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
If I was a defensive player I would be turbopissed
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
omg yes I made my parents buy me a copy of the New Yorker when it came out, don’t know what happened to it
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
You might know Ricky as “guy who throws cards real far and real hard” but he was one of the greatest slight-of-hand magicians ever

youtu.be/4F93VCA_TCQ?...
Ricky Jay Teaches Conan & Jackie Chan How To Use Cards As Weapons | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
YouTube video by Conan O'Brien
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Oh HELL yeah
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Look at the ships!!!
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
But they made a spreadsheet!
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
(The actual talk of the fanfic starts about 8 or so minutes in, the beginning is a Jeopardy explainer which frankly no one in my timeline needs)
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM