Well phase one of the plan has come together. Just need to ace one, maybe two more interviews, then figure out how the hell I’m going to move my entire life across the country.

That’s the harder part of the plan

My video paused at “side parts?” and I just thought he was having a good long think about side parts

Sickos I just had an awesome interview why would you bring me down so quickly

Oh you know it

She said she wanted to push me to the next round as soon as possible is that good

2 yards would be me

I never liked that guy, so we became fast friends. I smuggled you a TV. You gave me a $20 tip

Happy birthday!

I’ll never forget the first time I saw you - Black Friday, Walmart. You showed up 8 hours early with a camping chair that you stole from our Sporting Goods section to wait in line for a $98 shit TV and then punched out our manager when we moved the staging area

Hell yeah

But why though

Maybe Collinsworth will issue a retraction on his Twitch channel that NBC’s going to make him create now that he spoke it into existence

If I was a defensive player I would be turbopissed

omg yes I made my parents buy me a copy of the New Yorker when it came out, don’t know what happened to it

You might know Ricky as “guy who throws cards real far and real hard” but he was one of the greatest slight-of-hand magicians ever

youtu.be/4F93VCA_TCQ?...

Oh HELL yeah

Look at the ships!!!

But they made a spreadsheet!

(The actual talk of the fanfic starts about 8 or so minutes in, the beginning is a Jeopardy explainer which frankly no one in my timeline needs)