Beth (aka the bat) 🐈⬛🏴☠️🏳️🌈
@the-bat.bsky.social
She/her. Some flavor of queer. Kitchen witch, cat mom, music lover, book appreciator, TV & movie watcher (Supernatural, Orphan Black, Magicians, Doctor Who, Our Flag Means Death, horror). #longCOVID #glutenfree #sober
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Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
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seasonal reminder that if someone says they don't drink:
-it's none of your business why
-hosts should have several non-alcoholic beverage options
-the holidays can be a tough period for non-drinkers
-many jokes about not drinking are bad
-people are burned out and might just be tired
-it's none of your business why
-hosts should have several non-alcoholic beverage options
-the holidays can be a tough period for non-drinkers
-many jokes about not drinking are bad
-people are burned out and might just be tired
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
seasonal reminder that if someone says they don't drink:
-it's none of your business why
-hosts should have several non-alcoholic beverage options
-the holidays can be a tough period for non-drinkers
-many jokes about not drinking are bad
-people are burned out and might just be tired
-it's none of your business why
-hosts should have several non-alcoholic beverage options
-the holidays can be a tough period for non-drinkers
-many jokes about not drinking are bad
-people are burned out and might just be tired
Happy day after 🦃 day!
In some WONDERFUL news, my aunts gave me my Christmas present early. I was telling the family about Lulu’s scary ordeal last week.
Chat, they gave me enough money to cover the rest of the vet bills. I damn near cried. 🥹 🧡
We can have Christmas after all! 🎄
In some WONDERFUL news, my aunts gave me my Christmas present early. I was telling the family about Lulu’s scary ordeal last week.
Chat, they gave me enough money to cover the rest of the vet bills. I damn near cried. 🥹 🧡
We can have Christmas after all! 🎄
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Happy day after 🦃 day!
In some WONDERFUL news, my aunts gave me my Christmas present early. I was telling the family about Lulu’s scary ordeal last week.
Chat, they gave me enough money to cover the rest of the vet bills. I damn near cried. 🥹 🧡
We can have Christmas after all! 🎄
In some WONDERFUL news, my aunts gave me my Christmas present early. I was telling the family about Lulu’s scary ordeal last week.
Chat, they gave me enough money to cover the rest of the vet bills. I damn near cried. 🥹 🧡
We can have Christmas after all! 🎄
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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Sonofabitch. I have been looking forward to hash brown patties all week…
ONLY TO DISCOVER THEY ARE NOT GLUTEN FREE!!!!
More for hubby I guess ☹️
ONLY TO DISCOVER THEY ARE NOT GLUTEN FREE!!!!
More for hubby I guess ☹️
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Sonofabitch. I have been looking forward to hash brown patties all week…
ONLY TO DISCOVER THEY ARE NOT GLUTEN FREE!!!!
More for hubby I guess ☹️
ONLY TO DISCOVER THEY ARE NOT GLUTEN FREE!!!!
More for hubby I guess ☹️
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sharing helps, donating helps, I hope everyone has an amazing holiday with their loved ones today ❤️
Every dollar helps, every share is wonderful, please help if you can, this is going to help us pay for moving 800 miles and keep us housed and fed while I find work as well.
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November 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
sharing helps, donating helps, I hope everyone has an amazing holiday with their loved ones today ❤️
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Making a couple three SPN XMAS SPECIAL Ornament necklaces. 🥰🥰🥰
They are puuurty
They are puuurty
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Making a couple three SPN XMAS SPECIAL Ornament necklaces. 🥰🥰🥰
They are puuurty
They are puuurty
Someone’s feeling better! Time for bed cuddles.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Someone’s feeling better! Time for bed cuddles.
The gluten free pitas from Buona Beef don’t suck. Office lunch catered in today (ordered by me!). Made a pita pocket with mozzarella & lettuce. Simple but tasty.
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The gluten free pitas from Buona Beef don’t suck. Office lunch catered in today (ordered by me!). Made a pita pocket with mozzarella & lettuce. Simple but tasty.
On my way in to the office. Told Lulu a million times that I love her and won’t be gone all day. Boss man mentioned that he’s aiming to close the office early so fingers crossed I’m home by 3:30 so I can start baking for tomorrow!!!!
I did make maple sugar cookies and banana bread for the office.
I did make maple sugar cookies and banana bread for the office.
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
On my way in to the office. Told Lulu a million times that I love her and won’t be gone all day. Boss man mentioned that he’s aiming to close the office early so fingers crossed I’m home by 3:30 so I can start baking for tomorrow!!!!
I did make maple sugar cookies and banana bread for the office.
I did make maple sugar cookies and banana bread for the office.
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THE NEWS IS OUT! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE @bouletbrothers Holiday of Horrors featuring shorts by the Boulets, Kate Siegal, David Dastmalchan and yours truly! We’re gonna ring in some yuletide terror on DECEMBER 16th! 🧟♀️
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
THE NEWS IS OUT! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE @bouletbrothers Holiday of Horrors featuring shorts by the Boulets, Kate Siegal, David Dastmalchan and yours truly! We’re gonna ring in some yuletide terror on DECEMBER 16th! 🧟♀️
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I'm live now!! Hi I'm Bibi! I am a Black disabled VTuber!! I am now live on Twitch! Go check it out! Let's have some fun chats and play some games! Thank you for the support!!
twitch.tv/bibiblossoms
twitch.tv/bibiblossoms
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I'm live now!! Hi I'm Bibi! I am a Black disabled VTuber!! I am now live on Twitch! Go check it out! Let's have some fun chats and play some games! Thank you for the support!!
twitch.tv/bibiblossoms
twitch.tv/bibiblossoms
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November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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oh man, @hillarymonahan.bsky.social takes such good photos of my work
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
oh man, @hillarymonahan.bsky.social takes such good photos of my work
Even flow
thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know
so he chases them away
Someday yet
he'll begin his life again
Life again, life again...
(unintelligible Eddie Vedder noises)
thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know
so he chases them away
Someday yet
he'll begin his life again
Life again, life again...
(unintelligible Eddie Vedder noises)
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Even flow
thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know
so he chases them away
Someday yet
he'll begin his life again
Life again, life again...
(unintelligible Eddie Vedder noises)
thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know
so he chases them away
Someday yet
he'll begin his life again
Life again, life again...
(unintelligible Eddie Vedder noises)
Good morning folks! Lulu hopped on my bed to say good morning before my alarm went off. Put a little salmon pate down for her and she had a bit. (Also had to give Cody some because…Cody.) She’s in the closet resting. Does purr when petted. And spent a moment in the sun.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Good morning folks! Lulu hopped on my bed to say good morning before my alarm went off. Put a little salmon pate down for her and she had a bit. (Also had to give Cody some because…Cody.) She’s in the closet resting. Does purr when petted. And spent a moment in the sun.
Nightly Lulu update: she just had some of the new dry food! Hubby and I are breathing a little easier. I did break my Target boycott to order some Churu and other special stuff for her to try tomorrow. Anything for my baby girl.
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Nightly Lulu update: she just had some of the new dry food! Hubby and I are breathing a little easier. I did break my Target boycott to order some Churu and other special stuff for her to try tomorrow. Anything for my baby girl.
Well, Cody seems to really like the new “sensitive stomach” dry food we got for Lulu. She still hasn’t eaten but she has been walking around and was purring after some chin pets. Thankful I’m working remotely the next couple days so I can keep an eye on her.
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Well, Cody seems to really like the new “sensitive stomach” dry food we got for Lulu. She still hasn’t eaten but she has been walking around and was purring after some chin pets. Thankful I’m working remotely the next couple days so I can keep an eye on her.
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Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
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Udo Kier, German Actor Who Appeared in ‘My Own Private Idaho,’ ‘Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein,’ Dies at 81
Udo Kier, a German actor who collaborated with everyone from Andy Warhol to Lars von Trier to Madonna, died on Sunday morning. He was 81.
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November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP.
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My cat sofas are at the cheapest they have ever been... Grab a bargain for your cat! #BlueskyCats #Proofofcat #Catsofbluesky #Caturday #BlackFriday
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November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My cat sofas are at the cheapest they have ever been... Grab a bargain for your cat! #BlueskyCats #Proofofcat #Catsofbluesky #Caturday #BlackFriday
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Not heading back to the vet yet but can be ready if needed. She is moving around and has been changing rooms/spots like she is annoyed with us and wants to be left alone.
Thanks to the folks who donated towards the vet bills and for words of encouragement! I’ll keep posting updates.
Thanks to the folks who donated towards the vet bills and for words of encouragement! I’ll keep posting updates.
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Not heading back to the vet yet but can be ready if needed. She is moving around and has been changing rooms/spots like she is annoyed with us and wants to be left alone.
Thanks to the folks who donated towards the vet bills and for words of encouragement! I’ll keep posting updates.
Thanks to the folks who donated towards the vet bills and for words of encouragement! I’ll keep posting updates.
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
Morning Lulu update: panicked this morning because we couldn’t find her. She was deep in my closet. She did pee in the litter box shortly after, then retreated under a bed. I made a little wet food “soup” to entice her to try and eat/hydrate.
If she doesn’t eat/drink soon, will be calling the vet.
If she doesn’t eat/drink soon, will be calling the vet.
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Morning Lulu update: panicked this morning because we couldn’t find her. She was deep in my closet. She did pee in the litter box shortly after, then retreated under a bed. I made a little wet food “soup” to entice her to try and eat/hydrate.
If she doesn’t eat/drink soon, will be calling the vet.
If she doesn’t eat/drink soon, will be calling the vet.
Lulu has moved sleeping spots several times, not sure if she’s feeling restless or getting annoyed with us checking up on her constantly. Still hasn’t had any food or water but she did have subcutaneous fluids at the vet.
If no change by morning, we’ll call the vet and see what they say.
If no change by morning, we’ll call the vet and see what they say.
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Lulu has moved sleeping spots several times, not sure if she’s feeling restless or getting annoyed with us checking up on her constantly. Still hasn’t had any food or water but she did have subcutaneous fluids at the vet.
If no change by morning, we’ll call the vet and see what they say.
If no change by morning, we’ll call the vet and see what they say.
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM