Steve Uncle
@the-barely-jew.bsky.social
Bon vivant, raconteur, rogue, little shit
People laughing at the locations of right wing X accounts would be pretty embarrassed if the same feature came to Bluesky
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
People laughing at the locations of right wing X accounts would be pretty embarrassed if the same feature came to Bluesky
Pecan pie is just corn syrup pie with giant hunks of nuts in it
Pumpkin pie without ten pounds of sugar in it reveals its true savory nature. With the ten pounds of sugar it's too sweet
Apple pie is just a vehicle for cinnamon and should be significantly lower unless it's being served with cheddar
Pumpkin pie without ten pounds of sugar in it reveals its true savory nature. With the ten pounds of sugar it's too sweet
Apple pie is just a vehicle for cinnamon and should be significantly lower unless it's being served with cheddar
Just FYI:
My most controversial tweet ever, from Thanksgiving three years ago, back when Twitter was Twitter and Bluesky didn’t exist.
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Pies ranked.
1. Cherry (if not too sweet).
2. Mixed berry.
3. Peach/blackberry.
4. Peach.
5. Apple.
…
9. Key lime.
…
99. Pecan.
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999. Pumpkin.
My most controversial tweet ever, from Thanksgiving three years ago, back when Twitter was Twitter and Bluesky didn’t exist.
_____________
Pies ranked.
1. Cherry (if not too sweet).
2. Mixed berry.
3. Peach/blackberry.
4. Peach.
5. Apple.
…
9. Key lime.
…
99. Pecan.
…
999. Pumpkin.
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Pecan pie is just corn syrup pie with giant hunks of nuts in it
Pumpkin pie without ten pounds of sugar in it reveals its true savory nature. With the ten pounds of sugar it's too sweet
Apple pie is just a vehicle for cinnamon and should be significantly lower unless it's being served with cheddar
Pumpkin pie without ten pounds of sugar in it reveals its true savory nature. With the ten pounds of sugar it's too sweet
Apple pie is just a vehicle for cinnamon and should be significantly lower unless it's being served with cheddar
Introverts are a hate group.
Get it? Because they hate being in groups of people. I'm sorry.
Get it? Because they hate being in groups of people. I'm sorry.
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Introverts are a hate group.
Get it? Because they hate being in groups of people. I'm sorry.
Get it? Because they hate being in groups of people. I'm sorry.
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25 Nov 2025
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
25 Nov 2025
It's not hard to get 10k followers on any social media platform:
1) Be a hot woman
2) Make a post that's either vaguely horny or mentions you're single
That's it. Just saw it work on LinkedIn last week.
1) Be a hot woman
2) Make a post that's either vaguely horny or mentions you're single
That's it. Just saw it work on LinkedIn last week.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It's not hard to get 10k followers on any social media platform:
1) Be a hot woman
2) Make a post that's either vaguely horny or mentions you're single
That's it. Just saw it work on LinkedIn last week.
1) Be a hot woman
2) Make a post that's either vaguely horny or mentions you're single
That's it. Just saw it work on LinkedIn last week.
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Every American should have this in their wallet:
This is the name of an actual software company which is valued at just under a billion dollars. Clearly someone's been spending too much time on Bluesky (it's probably me)
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This is the name of an actual software company which is valued at just under a billion dollars. Clearly someone's been spending too much time on Bluesky (it's probably me)
Normal companies: We work this Monday, Tuesday, and most of the day Wednesday. We're back online next Monday.
Everyone I need to speak with: Thanksgiving break started last Monday and ends on December 15th
Everyone I need to speak with: Thanksgiving break started last Monday and ends on December 15th
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Normal companies: We work this Monday, Tuesday, and most of the day Wednesday. We're back online next Monday.
Everyone I need to speak with: Thanksgiving break started last Monday and ends on December 15th
Everyone I need to speak with: Thanksgiving break started last Monday and ends on December 15th
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is alan dershowitz the rizzler of the year??
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
is alan dershowitz the rizzler of the year??
I'm going to invent a website where people can tell burglars which of their neighbors are on vacation and get a cut of the loot
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I'm going to invent a website where people can tell burglars which of their neighbors are on vacation and get a cut of the loot
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
When I die I will become a ghost and roam Bluesky until I can complete my unfinished business (write one good post)
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
When I die I will become a ghost and roam Bluesky until I can complete my unfinished business (write one good post)
James Carville: The Democratic party must stop doing the stuff it was never doing and start advocating for the things it's always been advocating for.
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
James Carville: The Democratic party must stop doing the stuff it was never doing and start advocating for the things it's always been advocating for.
My theory: Trader Joe's has hired hundreds of beautiful people to pose as shoppers and rotates them around to different stores guaranteeing every time you go shopping you see one or two of the most gorgeous folks you have ever seen in your life but you never see them twice
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My theory: Trader Joe's has hired hundreds of beautiful people to pose as shoppers and rotates them around to different stores guaranteeing every time you go shopping you see one or two of the most gorgeous folks you have ever seen in your life but you never see them twice
This case is dismissed as the court finds there is a law stating that a dog can't prosecute a federal crime
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This case is dismissed as the court finds there is a law stating that a dog can't prosecute a federal crime
The only explanation I have for this is that the GOP wants Mark Kelly to win the Democratic Presidential nomination for 2028.
Let's make sure everyone in the country knows about this solider/astronaut and how he stood up for troops being asked to follow illegal and wildly unpopular orders.
Let's make sure everyone in the country knows about this solider/astronaut and how he stood up for troops being asked to follow illegal and wildly unpopular orders.
BREAKING: The Pentagon says it's investigating Sen. Mark Kelly for possible military law violations after he joined a video urging U.S. troops to refuse "illegal orders."
Pentagon says it's investigating Sen. Mark Kelly for video urging troops to defy 'illegal orders'
The Pentagon says that it is investigating Democratic Senator Mark Kelly of Arizona for possible breaches of military law after Kelly joined a handful of other lawmakers in a video that called for U.S. troops to refuse unlawful orders.
bit.ly
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The only explanation I have for this is that the GOP wants Mark Kelly to win the Democratic Presidential nomination for 2028.
Let's make sure everyone in the country knows about this solider/astronaut and how he stood up for troops being asked to follow illegal and wildly unpopular orders.
Let's make sure everyone in the country knows about this solider/astronaut and how he stood up for troops being asked to follow illegal and wildly unpopular orders.
KPop Demon Hunters was enjoyable as a movie but I couldn't help feeling like the entire thing was a PR campaign for KPop music. The image it gives of the music (artist created, fan driven, organic growth, best friends) is pretty much the opposite of reality.
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
KPop Demon Hunters was enjoyable as a movie but I couldn't help feeling like the entire thing was a PR campaign for KPop music. The image it gives of the music (artist created, fan driven, organic growth, best friends) is pretty much the opposite of reality.
Wicked Act 1 (Broadway): 90 minutes
Wicked Part 1 (Movie): 160 minutes
Wicked Act 2 (Broadway): 60 minutes
Wicked Part 2 (Movie): 137 minutes
You could watch the entire Wicked play twice during a double feature of the movies and still have time to get dinner between shows.
Wicked Part 1 (Movie): 160 minutes
Wicked Act 2 (Broadway): 60 minutes
Wicked Part 2 (Movie): 137 minutes
You could watch the entire Wicked play twice during a double feature of the movies and still have time to get dinner between shows.
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Wicked Act 1 (Broadway): 90 minutes
Wicked Part 1 (Movie): 160 minutes
Wicked Act 2 (Broadway): 60 minutes
Wicked Part 2 (Movie): 137 minutes
You could watch the entire Wicked play twice during a double feature of the movies and still have time to get dinner between shows.
Wicked Part 1 (Movie): 160 minutes
Wicked Act 2 (Broadway): 60 minutes
Wicked Part 2 (Movie): 137 minutes
You could watch the entire Wicked play twice during a double feature of the movies and still have time to get dinner between shows.
The average American does not live in a place that resembles the average of all American statistics. We live in specific areas with specific costs/lifestyles.
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The average American does not live in a place that resembles the average of all American statistics. We live in specific areas with specific costs/lifestyles.
What percentage of the next seven days do you plan to spend drunk?
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
What percentage of the next seven days do you plan to spend drunk?
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
X: Eastern Europeans pretending to be average Americans
Truth Social: Nazis pretending to be average Americans
Threads: Brands pretending to be average Americans
Facebook: Bots pretending to be average Americans
Reddit: 15 year olds pretending to be average American
Truth Social: Nazis pretending to be average Americans
Threads: Brands pretending to be average Americans
Facebook: Bots pretending to be average Americans
Reddit: 15 year olds pretending to be average American
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
X: Eastern Europeans pretending to be average Americans
Truth Social: Nazis pretending to be average Americans
Threads: Brands pretending to be average Americans
Facebook: Bots pretending to be average Americans
Reddit: 15 year olds pretending to be average American
Truth Social: Nazis pretending to be average Americans
Threads: Brands pretending to be average Americans
Facebook: Bots pretending to be average Americans
Reddit: 15 year olds pretending to be average American
How I wake up every morning
skull, screenshot, commodore 64 (1984) www.mobygames.com/game/19288/s...
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
How I wake up every morning
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You will never guess what this is in reference to.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
You will never guess what this is in reference to.
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