Joe Herrmann
@thatjoeherrmann.bsky.social
Graphic design student and dad. He/Him.
"RFK Jr Swims In Liquid Shit" is a headline that The Onion would reject for being too on-the-nose.
May 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"RFK Jr Swims In Liquid Shit" is a headline that The Onion would reject for being too on-the-nose.
If you aren't watching Andor, you really should be (image by me).
May 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If you aren't watching Andor, you really should be (image by me).
Surely those $5000 checks will be issued at conception, not birth, right?
April 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Surely those $5000 checks will be issued at conception, not birth, right?
It's bonkers how Andor went from science fiction dystopia to accurate depiction of America and we don't even have season two yet.
April 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It's bonkers how Andor went from science fiction dystopia to accurate depiction of America and we don't even have season two yet.
If there's a silver lining to any of this, it's that fucking with rich people's money is the one thing that might actually make the GOP turn on Trump*.
As Luigi Magione discovered, you can get away with a lot in this country as long as it doesn't impact the wealthy.
As Luigi Magione discovered, you can get away with a lot in this country as long as it doesn't impact the wealthy.
April 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If there's a silver lining to any of this, it's that fucking with rich people's money is the one thing that might actually make the GOP turn on Trump*.
As Luigi Magione discovered, you can get away with a lot in this country as long as it doesn't impact the wealthy.
As Luigi Magione discovered, you can get away with a lot in this country as long as it doesn't impact the wealthy.
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See the little dot circled in red? That's the Heard and McDonald Islands. They are uninhabited, require a permit to visit, and are a two week sail from Australia. Trump just put a 10% tariff on their exports, of which there are none.
Know what country didn't get any tariffs?
Russia.
Know what country didn't get any tariffs?
Russia.
April 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
See the little dot circled in red? That's the Heard and McDonald Islands. They are uninhabited, require a permit to visit, and are a two week sail from Australia. Trump just put a 10% tariff on their exports, of which there are none.
Know what country didn't get any tariffs?
Russia.
Know what country didn't get any tariffs?
Russia.
"I'll have my nephew design the logo. He's great with computers."
That sinking, defeated feeling is how economists feel right now.
That sinking, defeated feeling is how economists feel right now.
April 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
"I'll have my nephew design the logo. He's great with computers."
That sinking, defeated feeling is how economists feel right now.
That sinking, defeated feeling is how economists feel right now.
The GOP is bound and determined to erase everything about FDR's legacy.
Except for the internment camps. They like that part a lot.
Except for the internment camps. They like that part a lot.
April 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The GOP is bound and determined to erase everything about FDR's legacy.
Except for the internment camps. They like that part a lot.
Except for the internment camps. They like that part a lot.
Show me one example from American history of the police taking the side of the workers over the owners.
March 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Show me one example from American history of the police taking the side of the workers over the owners.
New rule: You're not allowed to complain about Cancel Culture until you've been taken away by secret police for writing a student op ed.
March 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
New rule: You're not allowed to complain about Cancel Culture until you've been taken away by secret police for writing a student op ed.
Trump: I'm firing Inspector Generals.
Democrats: Actually, it's Inspectors General. We sure showed him.
Democrats: Actually, it's Inspectors General. We sure showed him.
March 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump: I'm firing Inspector Generals.
Democrats: Actually, it's Inspectors General. We sure showed him.
Democrats: Actually, it's Inspectors General. We sure showed him.
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Marco Rubio's new acting undersecretary of state for public diplomacy, ladies and gentlemen.
February 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Marco Rubio's new acting undersecretary of state for public diplomacy, ladies and gentlemen.
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Trump legislating the Stormfront white South African farmers meme
President Trump says he's cutting off "all future funding" to the Republic of South Africa for "confiscating land, and treating certain classes of people very badly" thus the US "won't stand for it, we will act."
February 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Trump legislating the Stormfront white South African farmers meme
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Anti-ICE protesters in California have shut down the 101 freeway in Los Angeles marching towards City Hall.
February 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Anti-ICE protesters in California have shut down the 101 freeway in Los Angeles marching towards City Hall.
There is no great plan. He is simply punishing the world for not worshipping him as its master.
February 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
There is no great plan. He is simply punishing the world for not worshipping him as its master.
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At.
Gunpoint.
Musk is telling duly appointed and security cleared government officials that they will be shot if they don't turn over to Musk sensitive information to which he has no right.
In any other country, we'd call it a coup.
Gunpoint.
Musk is telling duly appointed and security cleared government officials that they will be shot if they don't turn over to Musk sensitive information to which he has no right.
In any other country, we'd call it a coup.
Musk's cronies tried to to gain access to classified USAID data. USAID Director of Security John Voorhees security said no. The Musk people threatened to call in the US Marshals and take the data at gunpoint. They still said no.
edition.cnn.com/2025/02/02/p...
edition.cnn.com/2025/02/02/p...
Senior USAID security officials put on leave after refusing Musk’s DOGE access to agency systems | CNN Politics
Two top security officials at the US Agency for International Development were put on administrative leave Saturday night after refusing to allow officials from Elon Musk’s Department of Government Ef...
edition.cnn.com
February 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
At.
Gunpoint.
Musk is telling duly appointed and security cleared government officials that they will be shot if they don't turn over to Musk sensitive information to which he has no right.
In any other country, we'd call it a coup.
Gunpoint.
Musk is telling duly appointed and security cleared government officials that they will be shot if they don't turn over to Musk sensitive information to which he has no right.
In any other country, we'd call it a coup.
An unelected literal Nazi supervillain has seized control of federal spending and the best that Chuck Schumer can offer are tweets about the rising costs of pizza and guacamole.
"Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
-- Dark Helmet
"Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
-- Dark Helmet
February 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
An unelected literal Nazi supervillain has seized control of federal spending and the best that Chuck Schumer can offer are tweets about the rising costs of pizza and guacamole.
"Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
-- Dark Helmet
"Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
-- Dark Helmet
Ocasio-Cortez / Pritzker 2028
February 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Ocasio-Cortez / Pritzker 2028
Abolishing FEMA and fucking off to Mars are two sides of the same coin.
The ultra wealthy are quite aware that the planet is gradually becoming uninhabitable. Their entire plan is to save their own caste and fuck the rest of us plebs.
The ultra wealthy are quite aware that the planet is gradually becoming uninhabitable. Their entire plan is to save their own caste and fuck the rest of us plebs.
January 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Abolishing FEMA and fucking off to Mars are two sides of the same coin.
The ultra wealthy are quite aware that the planet is gradually becoming uninhabitable. Their entire plan is to save their own caste and fuck the rest of us plebs.
The ultra wealthy are quite aware that the planet is gradually becoming uninhabitable. Their entire plan is to save their own caste and fuck the rest of us plebs.
As the father of two autistic children, I can confirm that they are constantly sieg heiling in public.
Wait, no they aren't, because I'm not raising fucking Nazis.
Wait, no they aren't, because I'm not raising fucking Nazis.
January 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
As the father of two autistic children, I can confirm that they are constantly sieg heiling in public.
Wait, no they aren't, because I'm not raising fucking Nazis.
Wait, no they aren't, because I'm not raising fucking Nazis.
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it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here
Four examples of Democratic messaging since yesterday. I know which one I'm supporting. And voting for.
January 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here
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NBC: ICE arrests 500 migrants.
NBC, 22 minutes later: Did we say migrants? We're sorry, we meant Puerto Ricans and veterans.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
NBC, 22 minutes later: Did we say migrants? We're sorry, we meant Puerto Ricans and veterans.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
January 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
NBC: ICE arrests 500 migrants.
NBC, 22 minutes later: Did we say migrants? We're sorry, we meant Puerto Ricans and veterans.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
NBC, 22 minutes later: Did we say migrants? We're sorry, we meant Puerto Ricans and veterans.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
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You will never lick a boot so well and so often that they let you take a turn wearing it.
December 10, 2024 at 5:05 PM
You will never lick a boot so well and so often that they let you take a turn wearing it.
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This is unbelievable.
The Washington Post reveals that an aide working for Mike Johnson persuaded Republicans not to issue a subpoena for former WH aide Cassidy Hutchinson, who testified to the Jan. 6 committee—fearing it could expose the sexual texts many of them had sent her.
The Washington Post reveals that an aide working for Mike Johnson persuaded Republicans not to issue a subpoena for former WH aide Cassidy Hutchinson, who testified to the Jan. 6 committee—fearing it could expose the sexual texts many of them had sent her.
January 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This is unbelievable.
The Washington Post reveals that an aide working for Mike Johnson persuaded Republicans not to issue a subpoena for former WH aide Cassidy Hutchinson, who testified to the Jan. 6 committee—fearing it could expose the sexual texts many of them had sent her.
The Washington Post reveals that an aide working for Mike Johnson persuaded Republicans not to issue a subpoena for former WH aide Cassidy Hutchinson, who testified to the Jan. 6 committee—fearing it could expose the sexual texts many of them had sent her.