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thatdog.bsky.social
☆DIEF☆
@thatdog.bsky.social
Grumpy, tired, and sometimes wired. - Ramblings of a dude pretending to be a dog on the internet. -
Level: 35. Brit. Apparent himbo? - I'm a simple man. Coffee, cars, and music. ESFJ 🤙 🔞
Posting bollocks here since 16/08/2023
Oh for fucks sake!
“That sounds illegal”
December 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Shit.. I can do the LFM winter party now. Fuck. Is it too late to get tickets for the saturday?
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Here you go, a nude sketch of a highly unattractive Copper Age marten! Of course her Cave Lion husband thinks she's the hottest woman in the world, which dumbfounds her :P

Scrawny Marten is finally in full colour! I changed things a bit and gave her just a yellow throat rather than the whole belly.
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Whether you agree with religion or not, it's a major factor in life. I'm actually thankful for R.E in school. It gave me an insight and better undertsanding of other religions. Something which actually helped with my career.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
NI education: Schools told to continue providing RE based on 'holy scriptures'
Paul Givan's letter follows a court judgement that the Christian focused RE taught in Northern Ireland was unlawful.
www.bbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
That's it folks. You stand there as a group of 4+ in the shopping aisles, having a chat. Or you happy, oblivious family, all linking arms and standing across the aisle with your small child in the middle. Or YOU madam, pulling put of an aisle with your trolly, but looking the other way.
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
What a delightful evening. Good company and hot tub.
November 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
So fucking stressed with work. I feel like crying but can't get it out. I've been royally fucked today. Still at work now. I know that on Monday I'll come back to even more shit piled on.
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
JFC this person in the office. Rustling of food packets, constantly going *ahem* clearing her throat, and doing little sniffs every so often.

It's doing my head in
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Mmm. Lunch.
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Brrr. My room is freezing.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Me, being all fancy at a fancy restaurant: "oh waiter, a bottle of your finest Huff, please" 🧐
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Make my way the 34 min drive into work. Check my emails to confirm which room it's in. The fuckers sent an email out yesterday to say it was cancelled!! God fucking damn it. 🤬🤬🤬
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Hold up. They've painted the damn plants?! That's so shit. 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You're right @spxwlf.bsky.social the extra ones are better.
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Shite. 😄
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Guess which idiot signed up voluntarily to come into work on a rest day, and do some optional personal development training. It's 1300-1600, so not all bad. But why do I subject myself to this. 🙃
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Childhood dream.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
For absolutely no apparent reason, the name 'Benjamin Disraeli' popped into my head whilst working. I've heard the name before in the past, but had no idea whom it related to. Had to google them to find out. I was even more suprised by the results and why it suddenly just came to mind. Thanks brain.
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Been cranking out RoboWolf fan art because Jake’s book absolutely rules.
RoboWolf is here delivering chaos, heart, and full-throttle muscular ’80s madness.

Support Jake!

darkhorse.com/Comics/3014-218/RoboWolf-2
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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"I'll make you cum so hard I'll send your balls to Testicles Purgatory"

I should make a list of things to say during sex to make my partners laugh
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Gmail users!!

They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.

Pass it on!!

www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I really hate these long puffer jacket trench coats. I'm sorry but they look shit. Especially when the wearer has some spindly little legs poking out underneith. They look like Little My.
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM