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☆DIEF☆

@thatdog.bsky.social

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Grumpy, tired, and sometimes wired. - Ramblings of a dude pretending to be a dog on the internet. - Level: 35. Brit. Apparent himbo? - I'm a simple man. Coffee, cars, and music. ESFJ 🤙 🔞 Posting bollocks here since 16/08/2023

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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 10h

Oh yeah. I'm not worried now. It was more a case at the time that I'd never been stung by a bee/wasp, which it's apparently what it's like. Wrote it off last night as I'd gone the whole day without issue. I'm just getting all the spiderman jokes at work now. 😄

☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah, soon as I saw its mangled body on the floor I recognised it as one. Seen a few in the house, but this was in the office at work. In my fleece on the back of the office chair. I collected it in a container, just incase I had an adverse reaction. 😄

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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 13h

No but I woke up in the corner of the ceiling this morning for some reason, and I have a strong craving to eat flies.

☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 13h

Spider bite update. It went down from a small bump after a few hours. Today it's swollen up around the site and itches a little. Arm isn't swollen, it's not hot or anything.

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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 19h

I think that's a newt.

☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 1d

Are we living in a golden age of stupidity? | Artificial intelligence (AI) | The Guardian share.google/fpkaVGZ3jdfe...

Are we living in a golden age of stupidity?

From brain-rotting videos to AI creep, every technological advance seems to make it harder to work, remember, think and function independently …

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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 1d

Finally I can sit and nuke my dinner whilst I watch a film. 😩😩😩

☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 1d

Oh fucking diddums day 🙄

Spitting Image sued after Paddington Bear depicted as cocaine smuggler | The Independent share.google/KLpg2w1b4v9u...

Spitting Image sued after Paddington Bear depicted as cocaine smuggler

Lawyers claim the beloved children’s character is also depicted as an alcoholic and heroin user

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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 1d

This looks fucking fantastic. Best version of Loona I think I've seen

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Loui @zeroshiblue.bsky.social · 1d

I hate that my tummy played up at keys times over DW, really hankering to wear my Loona more now and put together more fits for her 🫠😂 #cosplay

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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 1d

Shit day at work, come home to shit state of parking in street, shit going on with sick relative. Gotta make them dinner. Gotta walk my dog, male MY lunch for work tomorrow, make MY dinner. Fucking screaming kids outside. I'm trying to not lose my shit.

☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 1d

Engine was deffo sounding a bit "Wruff".

max 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 1d

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Takk 🔜 MFF @takkattack.bsky.social · 1d

✨FURSUIT FOR SALE ✨

Need to shift Grizz as I’ve had to put my degree on hold for a year.

2022 Digi fullsuit by Kloofsuits with very low mileage. Buyer pays shipping but happy to ship worldwide.

5’4 and up to 250lbs

Looking for around £2.5K
Long payment plans accepted!

#fursuitforsale

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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 1d

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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 1d

I don't smoke, nor does anyone else in the office. 🤣

It'll be reet. Can't feel anything now, nor can I see anything in the area. Will just keep an eye on it.

☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 1d

I have my window open, and a fan at night, and I still wake up a bit clammy in the mornings. Deffo not global warming though, oh no!

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 2d

NO
NO
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- dashare.zone ADMIN

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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 1d

None of that at work. Wiped it witth handsanitiser

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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 1d

"They're from a Japanese Anime"

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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 2d

Bitten by one of these cunts this morning. Was inside the sleeve of my fleece. Felt a lump in the sleeve after the bite, and pulled out a partially mangled spider. Never been stung by a wasp/bee so no idea what to compare this to. It's gone down a bit now, and doesn't hurt as much.

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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 2d

Still agency?

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JAYCOSTUMES @jaycostumes.bsky.social · 2d

The super stripey, and super handsome, Zolar! This guy was a refresh of a beloved fursona who wanted a new look, always flattering to be asked to work on a project like this! ❤️
#furry #fursuit

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☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 2d

The hurt inside is fading.
This shit's gone way too far
All this time, I've been waiting
Oh, I cannot grieve anymore.
For what's inside awaking
I'm not, I'm not a whore.
You've taken everything and oh, I cannot give any more.

☆DIEF☆ @thatdog.bsky.social · 2d

Noisy fucking kids screaming and making stupid noises. Like a fucking chimp enclosure outside. I'm tired and want to relax