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Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.

ATTENTION: If you watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA half-time show, you're so white you call mustard "spicy"

If we can elect a child rapist, I feel like we are probably ready for a woman

The "Don't think of them as human beings. Think of them as Americans." line on Fallout is so accurate right now with current events.

Ok, I slept in a bit but what’s the plan? Are we all just pretending his name isn’t all in those documents, or…
Is congress meeting on a Saturday to vote on the 14th or…

Ultra-marathon training in progress, otherwise known as: "my poor knees and feet," or "who needs toenails anyway?"

A lot of political accounts block me and I just want to remind them, it’s ok to laugh and be silly sometimes. We are all angry and scared and jokes are the way we stay sane in these times. Block if you must but find your outlet and let yourself feel something other than fear, anxiety and anger.

This new whistleblower report is on par with the Zelensky call - not just because it’s violative of law - but because they also tried to keep people from seeing it. I’ve been doing this for a long time and this is absolutely explosive news. Impeachable and criminal. Swift accountability must follow.

Special Counsel Jack Smith in his Opening Remarks:

absolutely insane to see Musk feted at Davos as the icon of a boldly "optimistic" future in 2026, as if he hadn't just spent the last year buying elections for fascists, making Nazi salutes, condemning millions in Africa to death, and building "Mechahitler," and a nonconsensual porn/CSAM generator

Happy butt stuff Saturday to all those who celebrate.

Some people are instantly likable. It takes some time to get to know their personal faults. But not me

I get all my personal faults in up front and you only get to know and appreciate me after some time has passed. I’m a slow warm, baby. But it’s worth it (maybe) 😎

The family that plays together, stays together.

If a ragtag group of kids on bikes defeated interdimensional evil, America should be able to handle one loud orange man trapped in a never-ending, ego-fueled tantrum arc.

So there's enough taxpayer money to invade Venezuela so the oil companies can profit but not enough money for healthcare so Americans can *checks notes* stay alive

Trump's case for invading Venezuela is weaker than Michelle Duggar's pelvic floor

I blame Oprah