The Kirb (Piss Edition)
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Gonna be so honest, if you work for the New York Times, you should just come to accept that queer people do not want you around them.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Gonna be so honest, if you work for the New York Times, you should just come to accept that queer people do not want you around them.
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"Hey did you hear about—"
nope
nope
November 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"Hey did you hear about—"
nope
nope
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I love the Beatles because they prove that you can have multiple once-in-a-generation talents all together in one place, but you can't truly be THE greatest act of all time if you don't have at least one goofy lil' guy in there too
November 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I love the Beatles because they prove that you can have multiple once-in-a-generation talents all together in one place, but you can't truly be THE greatest act of all time if you don't have at least one goofy lil' guy in there too
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You know what? I'd slap the duck.
I'll donate a few million of that $88,000,000 to duck preservation as well as adopting the slap-ee, naming him Mitch, and giving him an excellent duck life.
Also ducks are stupid, Mitch would forget about being slapped within a minute or two.
I'll donate a few million of that $88,000,000 to duck preservation as well as adopting the slap-ee, naming him Mitch, and giving him an excellent duck life.
Also ducks are stupid, Mitch would forget about being slapped within a minute or two.
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
You know what? I'd slap the duck.
I'll donate a few million of that $88,000,000 to duck preservation as well as adopting the slap-ee, naming him Mitch, and giving him an excellent duck life.
Also ducks are stupid, Mitch would forget about being slapped within a minute or two.
I'll donate a few million of that $88,000,000 to duck preservation as well as adopting the slap-ee, naming him Mitch, and giving him an excellent duck life.
Also ducks are stupid, Mitch would forget about being slapped within a minute or two.
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i'm very glad this technology is being forced onto us everywhere on all levels
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i'm very glad this technology is being forced onto us everywhere on all levels
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How the hell did I get 150 followers on here with basically no effort like are any of y'all even real?
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
How the hell did I get 150 followers on here with basically no effort like are any of y'all even real?
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I’d like this meme so much more if we pushed it back by a year. 2016 was a shit show both for me personally and the world as a whole but if Gen Z decided that society peaked in 2015 I could get on board with that
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I’d like this meme so much more if we pushed it back by a year. 2016 was a shit show both for me personally and the world as a whole but if Gen Z decided that society peaked in 2015 I could get on board with that
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They're making up guys now
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
They're making up guys now
Oh shit I forgor to change my profile here lmao.
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Oh shit I forgor to change my profile here lmao.
How the hell did I get 150 followers on here with basically no effort like are any of y'all even real?
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
How the hell did I get 150 followers on here with basically no effort like are any of y'all even real?
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I had a friend play through an early unfinished version of Chapter 5!
Their testimonial was "I am still thinking about it a lot and want to play it more and it's kawaii when toby is worried about if it's good enough"
Their testimonial was "I am still thinking about it a lot and want to play it more and it's kawaii when toby is worried about if it's good enough"
October 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I had a friend play through an early unfinished version of Chapter 5!
Their testimonial was "I am still thinking about it a lot and want to play it more and it's kawaii when toby is worried about if it's good enough"
Their testimonial was "I am still thinking about it a lot and want to play it more and it's kawaii when toby is worried about if it's good enough"
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I’m sorry, if someone has a birth certificate that proves they were born here but a mobile app with face recognition software disagrees, they will side with the app?
What?
What?
New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
October 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’m sorry, if someone has a birth certificate that proves they were born here but a mobile app with face recognition software disagrees, they will side with the app?
What?
What?
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Awful news. Wes gets all the attention but Sam was vital to their sound. The first note most people heard from "Limp Bizkit" was the killer bass line to "Nookie."
R.I.P. Sam Rivers. Limp Bizkit shared that their founding bassist has died. Rivers was 48.
October 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Awful news. Wes gets all the attention but Sam was vital to their sound. The first note most people heard from "Limp Bizkit" was the killer bass line to "Nookie."
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You know, I am kind of curious what the Jonas who doesn't talk is like
Kevin Jonas Finally Announces Release Date For His Debut Solo Single, ‘Changing’
Kevin Jonas Finally Announces Release Date For His Debut Solo Single, ‘Changing’
After previewing the falsetto ballad on the road, Kevin Jonas revealed on Sunday (Oct. 26) that his debut solo single, 'Changing,' drops next month.
bit.ly
October 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You know, I am kind of curious what the Jonas who doesn't talk is like
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POP SONG REVIEW: Taylor Swift's "The Fate of Ophelia"
YouTube video by Todd in the Shadows
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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"Centerfold" really is the quintessential pop song.
Pervy, but not TOO pervy... about a situation no one has ever found themselves in, but isn't hard to imagine... sexual and off-color, but in a way that's easy to miss if youre not actively listening to it, topped with a big, goofy nonsense chorus.
Pervy, but not TOO pervy... about a situation no one has ever found themselves in, but isn't hard to imagine... sexual and off-color, but in a way that's easy to miss if youre not actively listening to it, topped with a big, goofy nonsense chorus.
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"Centerfold" really is the quintessential pop song.
Pervy, but not TOO pervy... about a situation no one has ever found themselves in, but isn't hard to imagine... sexual and off-color, but in a way that's easy to miss if youre not actively listening to it, topped with a big, goofy nonsense chorus.
Pervy, but not TOO pervy... about a situation no one has ever found themselves in, but isn't hard to imagine... sexual and off-color, but in a way that's easy to miss if youre not actively listening to it, topped with a big, goofy nonsense chorus.
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New video's coming along nicely.
October 28, 2025 at 10:13 AM
New video's coming along nicely.
Oh this is straight career ending shit what the fuck.
Holger Rune confirms that he’s ruptured his Achilles and he will need to have surgery next week:
Terrible news… it looks like it’s gonna be a while before we see him on the court again.
Wishing him a successful recovery. 🇩🇰❤️🩹
Terrible news… it looks like it’s gonna be a while before we see him on the court again.
Wishing him a successful recovery. 🇩🇰❤️🩹
October 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Oh this is straight career ending shit what the fuck.
Always great to see one of my YouTube goats acting like half decent people. Love ya Adam!
I will say, I was feeling like this week was the week the bad guys finally won. Today I feel a little better, and if that’s all this ritual got me, I’ll take it.
October 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Always great to see one of my YouTube goats acting like half decent people. Love ya Adam!
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Quite literally the single most American image I've ever seen
A gentleman holds up a “no dictators” sign next to Pikachu and Cartman
October 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Quite literally the single most American image I've ever seen
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Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick
October 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick