Is it weird that the defensive backs can be variously described as “the secondary” and “the third level”?
January 25, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Is it weird that the defensive backs can be variously described as “the secondary” and “the third level”?
It’s good to finally be rooting for the team that Pat Surtain is on.
January 25, 2026 at 9:25 PM
It’s good to finally be rooting for the team that Pat Surtain is on.
In advance of Jarrett Stidham’s first snap of his NFL season, a PSA (pedantic service announcement):
A “journeyman” is NOT a skilled worker who bounces from job to job as though he were on a journey. In this context, “journey” comes from the French word for “day.”
A “journeyman” is NOT a skilled worker who bounces from job to job as though he were on a journey. In this context, “journey” comes from the French word for “day.”
January 25, 2026 at 3:56 PM
In advance of Jarrett Stidham’s first snap of his NFL season, a PSA (pedantic service announcement):
A “journeyman” is NOT a skilled worker who bounces from job to job as though he were on a journey. In this context, “journey” comes from the French word for “day.”
A “journeyman” is NOT a skilled worker who bounces from job to job as though he were on a journey. In this context, “journey” comes from the French word for “day.”
Neither here nor there, but the way people use “master class” figuratively is pretty inconsistent with what a real master class actually is.
January 25, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Neither here nor there, but the way people use “master class” figuratively is pretty inconsistent with what a real master class actually is.
Thought something was gonna pop off but red crayfish always backs down.
January 24, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Thought something was gonna pop off but red crayfish always backs down.
Watching the 1962 battle of Thermopylae movie and they coded the Spartans as the most masculine Greeks of all by giving them comically American accents, like cowboys.
January 24, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Watching the 1962 battle of Thermopylae movie and they coded the Spartans as the most masculine Greeks of all by giving them comically American accents, like cowboys.
I mean LOOK AT HER
January 24, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I mean LOOK AT HER
It’s still young but the basic design of this one is finally fully realized!
January 22, 2026 at 10:13 PM
It’s still young but the basic design of this one is finally fully realized!
Repost if TDS = total dissolved solids and you refuse to give that up.
January 21, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Repost if TDS = total dissolved solids and you refuse to give that up.
Well I guess it’s NOT the one holy catholic and apostolic church, is it.
January 19, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Well I guess it’s NOT the one holy catholic and apostolic church, is it.
Rams say they put cayenne pepper in their socks to keep warm and “promote blood flow.” Guys, 1) Not how that works; 2) Someone at the bottom of a pile is getting cayenne in their eyes.
January 18, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Rams say they put cayenne pepper in their socks to keep warm and “promote blood flow.” Guys, 1) Not how that works; 2) Someone at the bottom of a pile is getting cayenne in their eyes.
No football player has ever looked like they need a hug more consistently than C.J. Stroud.
January 18, 2026 at 9:40 PM
No football player has ever looked like they need a hug more consistently than C.J. Stroud.
NFL refs should be able to rule that the results of a play are “inconclusive,” and then you just replay the down.
January 18, 2026 at 2:39 PM
NFL refs should be able to rule that the results of a play are “inconclusive,” and then you just replay the down.
Europe’s Anti-Coercion Instrument.
a woman is playing a red electric guitar on a stage .
Alt: Judas Priest guitarist K.K. Downing shredding a red Flying V while Rob Halford twirls fabulously in the background.
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Europe’s Anti-Coercion Instrument.
Josh Allen has big centaur energy.
January 17, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Josh Allen has big centaur energy.
I wake up after my phone update and Apple is like, “Great news! We made the clock you look at 100x a day transparent so it’s way harder to read! And have you seen our new black text against a dark gray background feature?? You can’t leave us or you’ll die so suck it!”
January 17, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I wake up after my phone update and Apple is like, “Great news! We made the clock you look at 100x a day transparent so it’s way harder to read! And have you seen our new black text against a dark gray background feature?? You can’t leave us or you’ll die so suck it!”
Millers mill, Bakers make bread, Coopers make barrels, and the Burgers do what they were born to.
January 12, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Millers mill, Bakers make bread, Coopers make barrels, and the Burgers do what they were born to.
wait you’re telling me the bears won that game
January 11, 2026 at 12:47 PM
wait you’re telling me the bears won that game
Do it for the normal-sized men of the world, Bryce Young!!
January 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Do it for the normal-sized men of the world, Bryce Young!!
The cube must be pruned tomorrow so behold its glory now. The big tank to the left just got mowed.
January 11, 2026 at 12:32 AM
The cube must be pruned tomorrow so behold its glory now. The big tank to the left just got mowed.
Two sweet goobers who always work out at my gym were futzing around with the calf raise machine, and when they finally got it right, one of them exclaimed, “Ahhh, now we’re cooking with peanut oil.”
I love how specific that is! A man who knows his fry oils. Goober oil, appropriately.
I love how specific that is! A man who knows his fry oils. Goober oil, appropriately.
January 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Two sweet goobers who always work out at my gym were futzing around with the calf raise machine, and when they finally got it right, one of them exclaimed, “Ahhh, now we’re cooking with peanut oil.”
I love how specific that is! A man who knows his fry oils. Goober oil, appropriately.
I love how specific that is! A man who knows his fry oils. Goober oil, appropriately.
Started cutting and then I had to stop and document this weeknight master stroke by @laurenmorrill.bsky.social in a plate her dad made.
January 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Started cutting and then I had to stop and document this weeknight master stroke by @laurenmorrill.bsky.social in a plate her dad made.
The BIDEN-TRUMP ACT (maybe we call it that?) — a law that requires an independent medical, psychological and cognitive evaluation of the President annually, the results of which are to be shared with Congress without redactions, because you give up your privacy when you accept the nuclear football.
January 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM
The BIDEN-TRUMP ACT (maybe we call it that?) — a law that requires an independent medical, psychological and cognitive evaluation of the President annually, the results of which are to be shared with Congress without redactions, because you give up your privacy when you accept the nuclear football.
I increased their numbers and now they hide much less. There’s 15 in there I believe, though it is comically hard to count a group of identical, fast-moving objects.
December 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I increased their numbers and now they hide much less. There’s 15 in there I believe, though it is comically hard to count a group of identical, fast-moving objects.
@dirtbagqueer.rocks my wife @laurenmorrill.bsky.social bought your book and read it and loved it and now her book club in Knoxville is reading it!
December 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
@dirtbagqueer.rocks my wife @laurenmorrill.bsky.social bought your book and read it and loved it and now her book club in Knoxville is reading it!