Dril Eulenspiegel
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I could fight a bobcat
He's all fucking yours Michigan. Good luck.
December 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
He's all fucking yours Michigan. Good luck.
Welp, time to see if LSU has a coach yet I guess.
December 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Welp, time to see if LSU has a coach yet I guess.
This would have been under $1000 3 years ago.
The police department said the man stole more than $1,700 worth of brisket from an H-E-B in Buda, the Walmart in Buda, and stores in Manor and Austin.
https://www.kxan.com/news/local/buda/buda-police-say-brisket-bandit-stole-nearly-2k-worth-of-meat/
https://www.kxan.com/news/local/buda/buda-police-say-brisket-bandit-stole-nearly-2k-worth-of-meat/
December 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This would have been under $1000 3 years ago.
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my “yes, even the empty margins of our files are redacted” t-shirt answers a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
my “yes, even the empty margins of our files are redacted” t-shirt answers a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt
If the G5 teams get blown out, they will change the format.
If the G5 teams win, they will change the format.
If the G5 teams win, they will change the format.
December 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'm not saying that I'm rooting for Alabama to lose tonight, but man it would be nice not to have to schedule around games until next fall.
December 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I'm not saying that I'm rooting for Alabama to lose tonight, but man it would be nice not to have to schedule around games until next fall.
Man I've been saying this for years. Sheryl Crow and Gin Blossoms are country acts without a doubt.
my talk on how a good piece of 90s alt rock should've been filed under alt country would have to spend a while w august and etc www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1Rs...
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December 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Man I've been saying this for years. Sheryl Crow and Gin Blossoms are country acts without a doubt.
Hearing rumors that a couple of unions may issue DNWs for the Kennedy Center...
December 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Hearing rumors that a couple of unions may issue DNWs for the Kennedy Center...
I'm just genuinely ready for the SEC and Big 10 to fuck off and start their own NFL-lite league for all the fucking mouthbreathers who have destroyed college football, and let those of us who actually enjoy it and not gambling-driven narrative bullshit go back to watching actual college football.
December 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I'm just genuinely ready for the SEC and Big 10 to fuck off and start their own NFL-lite league for all the fucking mouthbreathers who have destroyed college football, and let those of us who actually enjoy it and not gambling-driven narrative bullshit go back to watching actual college football.
It's more like when the 7-9 Seahawks were allowed in the playoffs, Nick. If you had ever been able to get the Dolphins up to 7-9, you might understand
Saban Blasts CFP for Letting JMU In Over Notre Dame
“Would we allow the winner of the AAA Baseball League would you let them in the World Series?” Nick Saban's voice cut through the airwaves on The Pat McAfee Show, and with that, the seven-time national champion crystallized what many Notre Dame…
“Would we allow the winner of the AAA Baseball League would you let them in the World Series?” Nick Saban's voice cut through the airwaves on The Pat McAfee Show, and with that, the seven-time national champion crystallized what many Notre Dame…
Saban Blasts CFP for Letting JMU In Over Notre Dame
“Would we allow the winner of the AAA Baseball League would you let them in the World Series?” Nick Saban's voice cut through the airwaves on The Pat McAfee Show, and with that, the seven-time national champion crystallized what many Notre Dame supporters had been feeling since the College Football Playoff bracket was unveiled. His analogy comparing James Madison's inclusion to a minor league team crashing Major League Baseball's championship wasn't just a jab.
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December 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
It's more like when the 7-9 Seahawks were allowed in the playoffs, Nick. If you had ever been able to get the Dolphins up to 7-9, you might understand
I appreciate that this stupid fucking city is doing everything it can to make me not sad about leaving.
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I appreciate that this stupid fucking city is doing everything it can to make me not sad about leaving.
I just waited 45 minutes between stops and now I'm paying $50 for a cab I didn't wanr to take because these dipshits spent all the money that should go to fixing the fucking trains on cops playing Candy Crush cause it makes Debbie from Passaic feel better about the time she saw a homeless man.
Big news: Record investments are putting New York City's subway on track for its safest year in a generation.
The subway is the lifeblood of our city. Today, I’m investing another $77 million to give @nypdnews.bsky.social the tools they need to keep riders safe.
The subway is the lifeblood of our city. Today, I’m investing another $77 million to give @nypdnews.bsky.social the tools they need to keep riders safe.
December 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I just waited 45 minutes between stops and now I'm paying $50 for a cab I didn't wanr to take because these dipshits spent all the money that should go to fixing the fucking trains on cops playing Candy Crush cause it makes Debbie from Passaic feel better about the time she saw a homeless man.
I hope everyone at the @mta.info perpetually has an itchy rectum that no amount of scratching fixes, but they have to try anyway, so their fingers all smell just a little bit like shit all the time, and people notice but are too polite to say anything, so they just avoid them.
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I hope everyone at the @mta.info perpetually has an itchy rectum that no amount of scratching fixes, but they have to try anyway, so their fingers all smell just a little bit like shit all the time, and people notice but are too polite to say anything, so they just avoid them.
Great article but my only takeaway is that Patrick Mahomes eats steak with ketchup and yeah actually of course he does. That makes sense.
Two nights playing with fire at Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce's steakhouse: defector.com/two-nights-p...
Two Nights Playing With Fire At Patrick Mahomes And Travis Kelce's Steakhouse | Defector
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — As celebrity restaurant mascots, athletes offer a tidy sense of vertical integration: Why not supply the very calories they need to expend on the field? I’m surprised there are so…
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December 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Great article but my only takeaway is that Patrick Mahomes eats steak with ketchup and yeah actually of course he does. That makes sense.
I for one hope Patrick Mahomes gets over the horrible injury that could potentially destroy his whole career, no matter how close she is to Taylor Swift
December 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I for one hope Patrick Mahomes gets over the horrible injury that could potentially destroy his whole career, no matter how close she is to Taylor Swift
So I just learned that my wife thought until right now that Blind Melon and Smashing Pumpkins were the same band.
" You know, they sang No Rain and that Tonight Tonight song"
" You know, they sang No Rain and that Tonight Tonight song"
December 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
So I just learned that my wife thought until right now that Blind Melon and Smashing Pumpkins were the same band.
" You know, they sang No Rain and that Tonight Tonight song"
" You know, they sang No Rain and that Tonight Tonight song"
Please don't call CPS but my 2 year old daughter absolutely loves ska and oi punk.
December 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Please don't call CPS but my 2 year old daughter absolutely loves ska and oi punk.
I've lived in this city for 17 years. I lived in this apartment for 15 years. In two weeks I leave both forever. So fucking surreal.
December 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I've lived in this city for 17 years. I lived in this apartment for 15 years. In two weeks I leave both forever. So fucking surreal.
Fun fact: if you see this on stage and the orchestra is fewer than 12 players there's a good chance it's my orchestration.
🎄 Today’s podcast about the 2004 TV movie adaptation of Alan Menken’s “A Christmas Carol: The Musical,” starring Kelsey Grammer as Scrooge. It’s ok on TV but belongs on a stage.
I forged this episode link by link and dumb joke by dumb joke with @michaelmay.bsky.social & @spidey004.bsky.social!
I forged this episode link by link and dumb joke by dumb joke with @michaelmay.bsky.social & @spidey004.bsky.social!
Advent Calendar House | A Christmas Carol: The Musical
🎄 It is once again Scrooge Sunday, and the time has come to awkwardly smoosh our spirits through the walls of our bedchamber and float back to 2004 for a special TV movie based on Alan Menken’s mus...
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December 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Fun fact: if you see this on stage and the orchestra is fewer than 12 players there's a good chance it's my orchestration.
Matt it's awesome that you've agreed to fund scholarships for all the people who disagree with everything OU did but are there because of their generous scholarships for in-state students, especially since Oklahoma is largely below the poverty line. You gonna set up an endowment or a trust or what?
Oklahoma has decided they don’t want real universities. Students there should all transfer, and employers should consider OU degrees worthless
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Matt it's awesome that you've agreed to fund scholarships for all the people who disagree with everything OU did but are there because of their generous scholarships for in-state students, especially since Oklahoma is largely below the poverty line. You gonna set up an endowment or a trust or what?
"The choice may have been mistaken
The choosing was not"
The choosing was not"
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"The choice may have been mistaken
The choosing was not"
The choosing was not"
We've told the friends we needed to.
We're moving. Texan no longer in NYC, December 29, 2025.
We're moving. Texan no longer in NYC, December 29, 2025.
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
We've told the friends we needed to.
We're moving. Texan no longer in NYC, December 29, 2025.
We're moving. Texan no longer in NYC, December 29, 2025.
Philosophically I agree with Alabama being in the playoffs. But they're going to embarrass themselves.
December 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Philosophically I agree with Alabama being in the playoffs. But they're going to embarrass themselves.
Weird fucking night man.
Nothing to do with football, but that's certainly a fun metaphor for the rest of it.
Nothing to do with football, but that's certainly a fun metaphor for the rest of it.
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Weird fucking night man.
Nothing to do with football, but that's certainly a fun metaphor for the rest of it.
Nothing to do with football, but that's certainly a fun metaphor for the rest of it.
I know true crime media being exploitative is not exactly a novel idea, but... a famous murder in my tiny little hometown was recently featured on one of the major podcasts, so I got curious and gave it a listen.
This is both insulting to my intelligence and horribly offensive to the victims.
This is both insulting to my intelligence and horribly offensive to the victims.
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I know true crime media being exploitative is not exactly a novel idea, but... a famous murder in my tiny little hometown was recently featured on one of the major podcasts, so I got curious and gave it a listen.
This is both insulting to my intelligence and horribly offensive to the victims.
This is both insulting to my intelligence and horribly offensive to the victims.