Dril Eulenspiegel
@texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social
I could fight a bobcat
Gibbs was pretty damn good
December 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Gibbs was pretty damn good
8:17 is what I read
December 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
8:17 is what I read
Give me back my coach
December 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Give me back my coach
I swear that I am indifferent to this, but is there any reason to believe that that would be the case other than silly internet rumors?
December 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I swear that I am indifferent to this, but is there any reason to believe that that would be the case other than silly internet rumors?
Wait how are these things related?
December 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Wait how are these things related?
It's a railroad town that peaked in the 1920s and has some fun mid-mod architecture. It's aggressively Baptist, but it's pretty generic as far as Southern towns go.
It's just that a lot of weird shit happens there
It's just that a lot of weird shit happens there
December 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It's a railroad town that peaked in the 1920s and has some fun mid-mod architecture. It's aggressively Baptist, but it's pretty generic as far as Southern towns go.
It's just that a lot of weird shit happens there
It's just that a lot of weird shit happens there
I'm not saying that there is a literal hellmouth like in Buffy that is in McLennan County.
I'm just saying if there were, it wouldn't look any different than Waco history currently does.
I'm just saying if there were, it wouldn't look any different than Waco history currently does.
December 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'm not saying that there is a literal hellmouth like in Buffy that is in McLennan County.
I'm just saying if there were, it wouldn't look any different than Waco history currently does.
I'm just saying if there were, it wouldn't look any different than Waco history currently does.
For the literal Hellmouth. All of Waco is.
December 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
For the literal Hellmouth. All of Waco is.
Okay but there literally was a train derailing league 100 years ago...
The one in Waco killed a bunch of people, or at least that's what they want you to think.
The one in Waco killed a bunch of people, or at least that's what they want you to think.
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Okay but there literally was a train derailing league 100 years ago...
The one in Waco killed a bunch of people, or at least that's what they want you to think.
The one in Waco killed a bunch of people, or at least that's what they want you to think.
Moving is exhausting. Not just the packing, but the whole ceremony around it. It's also incredibly important and I wouldn't trade it for the world, but it does mean I have no nights off between now and like January 10th.
December 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Moving is exhausting. Not just the packing, but the whole ceremony around it. It's also incredibly important and I wouldn't trade it for the world, but it does mean I have no nights off between now and like January 10th.
Oh I would have guessed that was backwards. I thought Home Alone was like top 10 all time
December 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh I would have guessed that was backwards. I thought Home Alone was like top 10 all time
Hard to continue talking after your face has been eaten
December 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Hard to continue talking after your face has been eaten
It's much more interesting if you interpret it as #1 the week of your 10th birthday
December 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It's much more interesting if you interpret it as #1 the week of your 10th birthday
Wait till I tell you how JMU and Tulane got in
December 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Wait till I tell you how JMU and Tulane got in
It's the obvious answer, aside from "go back to the way it was that worked"
December 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It's the obvious answer, aside from "go back to the way it was that worked"
I would say Tartaria but I also famously love batshit crazy conspiracy theories.
December 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I would say Tartaria but I also famously love batshit crazy conspiracy theories.