Dril Eulenspiegel
@texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social
I could fight a bobcat
I'm sure Matt is just very concerned about the Trump administrations influence on universities that should set their own agendas. It's not just a personal thing about Oklahoma because he wants to lean into stereotypes, he really cares about the ethics of all of this.
Wait, I'm being handed a note.
Wait, I'm being handed a note.
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'm sure Matt is just very concerned about the Trump administrations influence on universities that should set their own agendas. It's not just a personal thing about Oklahoma because he wants to lean into stereotypes, he really cares about the ethics of all of this.
Wait, I'm being handed a note.
Wait, I'm being handed a note.
Not someone I'm familiar with
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Not someone I'm familiar with
I don't find the Anne Hathaway meme particularly funny because this is the woman who laid me off over Zoom.
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I don't find the Anne Hathaway meme particularly funny because this is the woman who laid me off over Zoom.
I think this is far, far less complicated than anyone is making it.
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I think this is far, far less complicated than anyone is making it.
Stop the count this is the best crossword puzzle of all time.
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Stop the count this is the best crossword puzzle of all time.
Well this portends well for the day...
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Well this portends well for the day...
Taking the kid to a new dentist and here's something fun in the same building
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Taking the kid to a new dentist and here's something fun in the same building
Guys is my wife fucking with me...
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Guys is my wife fucking with me...
Just found a picture of the night I ran into Gavin McInnis and I swear to God this is unedited and actually what his chin looks like.
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Just found a picture of the night I ran into Gavin McInnis and I swear to God this is unedited and actually what his chin looks like.
Yeah no I don't think you're going to follow me
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Yeah no I don't think you're going to follow me
I don't even know how to respond to this, from ostensibly a journalist.
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I don't even know how to respond to this, from ostensibly a journalist.
Lol baby I am not the person to try to sell cocaine to.
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Lol baby I am not the person to try to sell cocaine to.
Toronto, nee York
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Toronto, nee York
After you're done yelling at me, go look at pictures of young Willie Nelson.
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
After you're done yelling at me, go look at pictures of young Willie Nelson.