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Thankful Cat 🫧 (She's all legs)
@tess.bzky.team
Tess/Tyler
She/He ADHD🔞 personally monog rn

ALT pfp: girl with red hair pouting
The Dear Hunter and Coheed & Cambria fan account, dog job. Flirt for sport
V/C:@/$tessiibil

Jaco: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5f642ejcpths5dehw7shm5t/feed/aaahzrh7szp3q
Pinned
Siri, how do I pin someone else's skeet to my profile?
Sorry, I've got a glass of whiskey to drink
I'm normal* and well adjusted**

*Trying to imagine scraping the energy together to feed myself
**Crying cause it sounds impossible
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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i forgot to post this one! i got to meet jaco from the internet!
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Everyone trying to be in my discord server just so they can have my jaco reaccs, smh my head
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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JACO!!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Imagining a Wi-Fi that my phone can connect to
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
*sigh* but I'm so tired
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Medicine that makes you cry
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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I'm never beating the accusations of chronic cool girl syndrome
November 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You ever just have a "OHHHH" realization against your will at 9 am? Today has felt so off all day
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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My first kiss was a guy I liked but who chose the worst possible time and in front of people at a movie night, chilling on bean bags. He also picked the spot furthest forward in front of the TV so everyone would see.
I was PISSED.
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
[redacted]
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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like many women, i am a nearly imperceptible spirit-being contained within a fragment of a gemstone thrice enchanted by the wizard, and my tummy hurs
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
T-shirt that just says "big fan" on it
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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#bakedrhymes

I must admit a problem
I dare not chew my food
Sorry to my family
I know its rather rude

I've got a silly trauma
From times without enough
Disordered eating habits
And other kinds of stuff

Please just pass the ladle
I'll have a bowl of soup
It's really not a problem
Until i have to *
Question for the chat: do you ACTUALLY chew when you're eating soup? Is that not the purpose of soup? Is to not have to chew?
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
In completely unrelated news: tummy hort
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Question for the chat: do you ACTUALLY chew when you're eating soup? Is that not the purpose of soup? Is to not have to chew?
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Asking myself if I'm haters? Cause I can never guess her next move.
November 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Ya learn something new every day
November 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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doing the "can i sell ass pics to pay for tattoos" calculus in my head
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Gods dead haven't you heard?

"Yeah but my mom's not."
@tess.bzky.team
November 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Thought I could dig up a picture from before July that captured how fucking hollowed out I felt and I'm horrified to report: there's so many. It's just all of them. Oh my God.
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Testimonials 😇
😅😅😅 love uuuuuu, thank you for being a bitch to me when that was the only way I would listen
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Theater masks girl
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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5am is Cat Time
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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🤔🤔🤔 if we could crowdfund my lease buy-out, then I'd move tomorrow
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM