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Thankful Cat 🫧 (She's all legs)
@tess.bzky.team
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Tess/Tyler
She/He ADHD🔞 personally monog rn

ALT pfp: girl with red hair pouting
The Dear Hunter and Coheed & Cambria fan account, dog job. Flirt for sport
V/C:@/$tessiibil

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*sigh* but I'm so tired
Co-star your day at a glance: keep trying for a little bit longer. Do: eye on the prize, full stops, see it through Don't: sledgehammers, sharp objects, pity party
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Putting the sparkle back in my eyes and silliness back on the agenda. Both great choices imo
Tess in her Milo costume looking over her glasses with an expectant expression Tess looking off to one side with a mischievous expression Tess looking at the camera with a soft expression and sparkling eyes while her reflection in the background shows her flexed back and arm muscles.
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Bitch thought she looked whimsical
Tess in a linen type dress that is genuinely cute, but she's so stiff and depressed looking it's just not doing it. She's got complimentary colors on, fake lashes, nail extensions, makeup, and none of it can overpower the sad look in her eyes and stiffness of her arm A picture of Tess out in front of Aspen trees standing with her now ex looking unenthused to say the least and she hadn't even bothered to adjust the dress into a cute silhouette
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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If anyone gives you shit for being tired, just remind them you got signed on for the project of turning this to this and it... was work and it took a village.
Tess circa June, trying so hard to force a smile but looking uncomfortable and nervous and tired Blurry screenshot from a video of Tess swinging her head around with a massive grin and the light back in her eyes
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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I could get you trapped in different bubbles if you prefer? 😈
Tess in a skimpy top, taking a picture over her shoulder of her bubble tattoo on her right bicep
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Ok new site got me to finally wanna do one so-
Interaction circle Friday!
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November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I cry now
A large pile of hand stripped terrier hair from a blown Airedale and Tess's long legs straddling the pile and her hand reaching down onto the surface of it for scale
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Is this a 90s basketball game? Cause Jam, girl. 😎
A marble counter top with 4 glass Tupperware full of homemade quince jam
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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You better fix my whole entire life you little shit
Cinnamon roll chili next to a can of chili
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Date night: overdressed cause I'm a nervous mess 😖

I hope I made a good impression 🤞
Tess in a chunky blue sweater, black gingham shorts, and tights that are black up to the knees and sheer above. There are little cat faces at the transition point. Another pic of the same outfit but in a cleaner mirror where you can see her hair in a pseudo flapper updo and tall black pumps. The sweater is supporting a little pin along the collar shaped like a thin tear drop A side view of the same look A last one of Tess holding her arm up to show off the little peep of midriff between the sweater and the shorts
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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I love a good contrast.

Me: laundry I'm working on:
Tess in tracksuit pants, timberlands, knit socks, and a cropped muscle tee that has Charizard on it A row of racks full of neatly hung laundry that is drying in a laundromat
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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I'm so ngmi, chat
A video call record showing a video lasting 10 hours, 58 minutes, and 36 seconds
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Oh shit it's a weekend morning, no one's looking
Tess posing in her underwear in front of a mirror
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Good morning. Pray for warmth as I leave this sauna of a bedroom to face my ice box that is the rest of the house
Pic of Tess's shoulders and chin as she's laying in bed. There's a Snapchat filter on
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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He's something alright
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Too late, I already put it in a cute bedtime mug
A tiny mug with whiskey poured in it
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Sometimes I take a picture of my dog being cute and then I look away and look back at it with new eyes and wonder what it must be like seeing him for the first time. This is a sentient being I swear.
Adderley, a corded standard poodle, curled up on a cushion on the floor
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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It's a pretty perfect lil moment
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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You'll never believe it chat, but... Stephanie was right
A gas fireplace with a cozy little flame Tess gesturing at the lit fireplace
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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R E D R O C K
An expanse of red rocks in southern Utah with a red Mountain in the distance and a red dog in the foreground
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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"All legs" indeed
Cropped mirror selfie Tess and Leah from their ribs down. They are standing with Tess in front of and leaning back into Leah. They are both wearing dark and flirty little dresses that almost seem to melt together in the shadows at their hips. Leah has a hand on Tess's hip that Tess is reaching for with her opposite hand. Both of them have flashy little heels on and are showing off their stupidly long legs. Leah's visible left leg bears a dragon tattoo and a leg chain with tiny charms along the bottom edge.
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I hope sleeping on the couch is fine with you, Ripp
Tess's hand holding up a Polly Pocket chaise lounge
November 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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I will remind the audience that candy corn and mellocreme pumpkins are not individually wrapped. Was this too much for ten minutes? MAYBE. Who's to say
A pile of chocolate wrappers
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Tess in a hot wheels shirt holding up a big glass of whiskey on the rocks
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Some of the most fun I have is with coloring books TBH. Playing with colors is high on my "no think just draw" list and I've gotten p out of hand with it on occasion.
A Disney princess coloring book with a page partially colors in where only Cinderella's dress has color and is pastels such that it looks highly iridescent and lit with deeply yellow lights A my little pony coloring page the lines whited out and colored in like blown glass A coloring page that is a mermaid whose lower half is a jelly fish. Her hair is a bright blonde and everything else looks translucent due to the lines only being shadowed with color rather than the shapes being colored in. It is captioned "color inside the lines? What if I only color the lines?"
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM