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OvidPgh
@tephensay.bsky.social
Aspiring Ally, TTRPG, Ironman. Generally chill, but out of fucks. I'll sort the rest of this out as I go.

He/Him
Why must my every attempt to sit at a bar and softly be my weird ass self this weekend be interrupted by live music!
December 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
How it started --→ How it's going
December 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Yay! Verily, Yay!
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, but the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!
December 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I finally started watching Dan da Dan, and I cant stop thinking, I know I'm high, but that doesn't really help this make any more sense. To you sober folks out there, respect, but what is this like for you?
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"Stop funging my nuggs" has entered the lexicon
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
There ain't no rule that says you cant make manwich with ground pork, so it's time to experiment mother fuckers!
a man singing into a microphone with the words " ain 't no rules " next to him
Alt: a man singing into a microphone with the words " ain 't no rules " next to him
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Fluffy is the best genre of bird
Cute, cuddly and extra #fluffy cygnets…🤍
#BirdOfTheDay #birds
#photography #birdphotography
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Dumb ass at the bar sitting next to a pile of free wings (to take home):

If my cousin's aunt who's worth $3 million dollars dies alone without kids why should the government get her money? It's not like they did anything to earn it?
October 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Mako inspired Lantern Shork

@mahoukarp.com
October 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
They say they're extreme, but I don't see a single skateboard
Extreme Ghostbusters Joins The Real Ghostbusters on The Roku Channel, Both Streaming Free: ghostbustersnews.com/2025/10/09/e...
October 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Does it come in Mario Kart?
I didn’t expect that the suspension of electric cars would make for a great gaming setup.
September 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Yeah, that means jack shit to an administration calling all democratic organizations terrorists. Why the fuck would you add your name to what they'll claim is a "list of terrorists"? You dip shits want to claim we have to play by different rules and then come up with the stupidest shit imaginable.
We’re talking about a protest organized by Indivisible, not joining Black Bloc. This is the most normal person political action imaginable.
September 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I went to the store and came back with wood
September 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Fuck! A Doc we trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Little known fact, 90% of Guile's power comes from his ass.
What if Guile threw his projectile out like Chun-Li?
September 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Note, the below is about container gardening.

Me: I moved the ravaged bean pot to the bench and replanted it

Wife: Ravaged Bean Pot?

Me: . . .

Wife: . . .

Me: Yeah, that could be several euphemisms.
August 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Commence Happy Dancing
@cola.baby
August 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This looks remarkably like a potato, or maybe I'm just hungry
Four puppies cuddling. Pompey, 1 century CE.
August 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Reposted by OvidPgh
As promised, here's my column on why marriage equality is not safe and why you should ignore people who are telling you it is:

Same-Sex Marriage Is Absolutely On the Chopping Block rewirenewsgroup.com/2025/08/13/s...
August 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Didn't take long for that mask to come off. Get fucked you bigoted piece of shit.
Democrats want to dismantle camps holding hundreds of thousands and fix the immigration system so justice prevails, but that's not good enough for you because they don't want to force 15 biological males into playing sports with biological females.
July 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
As true today, as it was when it was written
As relevant now as ever.
July 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
For our first dog we got a corgi from a breeder called Honey Fox Corgis who tried to emphasize the fox like characteristics in the face of corgis. It really says something to here efforts that I saw this and immediately thought corgi before seeing the poster
July 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It's dangerous to go alone, take this
July 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My wife and I have nicknamed them ground wugz
July 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Jeff The Land Orca!
First look at Jeff The Land Shark’s Symbiote skin in ‘MARVEL RIVALS’

Coming soon.
July 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM