Tennis Coconut
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Tennis Nerd, World Wanderer, Creator of Sarita Dawn Designs, Public Servant, Angry Motherfucking Voter
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That halftime show is what people mean when they say "joy is an act of resistance."
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
That halftime show is what people mean when they say "joy is an act of resistance."
I am genuinely crushed about this loss to us all. Catherine O’Hara was a prime example of how to live a life full of creativity & collaboration. She gave me nothing but joy every time I saw a performance by her.
My cat’s “legal” name is Toby, but half the time I call him Bebé, à la Moira Rose.
My cat’s “legal” name is Toby, but half the time I call him Bebé, à la Moira Rose.
January 31, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I am genuinely crushed about this loss to us all. Catherine O’Hara was a prime example of how to live a life full of creativity & collaboration. She gave me nothing but joy every time I saw a performance by her.
My cat’s “legal” name is Toby, but half the time I call him Bebé, à la Moira Rose.
My cat’s “legal” name is Toby, but half the time I call him Bebé, à la Moira Rose.
This Keys vs Oliynykova match is wicked fun. That was an entertainingly nervy first set.
January 20, 2026 at 2:02 AM
This Keys vs Oliynykova match is wicked fun. That was an entertainingly nervy first set.
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We are fully in the Mad Libs Era
A heckler yelled “leave Greenland alone!” while Vanessa Williams sang “The Star-Spangled Banner” before tipoff of an NBA game in London between the Memphis Grizzlies and the Orlando Magic.
Heckler yells 'leave Greenland alone!' during US national anthem at NBA game in London
A heckler yelled “leave Greenland alone!” while Vanessa Williams sang “The Star-Spangled Banner” before tipoff of an NBA game in London between the Memphis Grizzlies and the Orlando Magic.
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January 18, 2026 at 9:01 PM
We are fully in the Mad Libs Era
Merry Christmas to all my fellow tennis nuts!
December 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Merry Christmas to all my fellow tennis nuts!
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YOU GUYS IS THIS BUILT FROM SCRATCH CENTER COURT LEGO BUILD FOR REAL
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November 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
YOU GUYS IS THIS BUILT FROM SCRATCH CENTER COURT LEGO BUILD FOR REAL
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I am feeling very grateful this is where I get to call home.
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I am feeling very grateful this is where I get to call home.
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
For fucking real.
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
For fucking real.
This is the best tennis news I’ve recently! Congratulations to the happy family!
Ons Jabeur announced on Instagram that she and her husband are expecting a baby boy in April!
(And she's already getting lots of love from her coworkers!)
(And she's already getting lots of love from her coworkers!)
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This is the best tennis news I’ve recently! Congratulations to the happy family!
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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It takes a British tennis live-blogger to tell the truth about America.
September 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It takes a British tennis live-blogger to tell the truth about America.
In spite of some of the amazing tennis I am seeing, I am having a hard time getting into this match cuz the vibes are just way off. There’s just this foul stench permeating everything, even thru the tv. #USOpen
The #USOpen has moved the trophy to inside the Rolex suite, which is where Trump is, but surely not where the trophy has ever belonged before during a final.
September 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
In spite of some of the amazing tennis I am seeing, I am having a hard time getting into this match cuz the vibes are just way off. There’s just this foul stench permeating everything, even thru the tv. #USOpen
Look at Felix go! It’s nice to see. #USOpen
Auger-Aliassime fights past De Minaur to reach US Open semis reut.rs/3VuNY3I
Auger-Aliassime fights past De Minaur to reach US Open semis
Canadian Felix Auger-Aliassime fought back to beat Australian eighth seed Alex de Minaur 4-6 7-6(7) 7-5 7-6(4) in the U.S. Open quarter-finals on Wednesday, as he continued his renaissance at the year's final major.
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September 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Look at Felix go! It’s nice to see. #USOpen
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September 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Since I’m on vacation & can’t watch tennis I went shopping instead. If you’re ever in the Amherst, MA area you should come to the General Store. They have a bit of everything useful & artsy.
September 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Since I’m on vacation & can’t watch tennis I went shopping instead. If you’re ever in the Amherst, MA area you should come to the General Store. They have a bit of everything useful & artsy.
Is #espn really not streaming #USOpen QF w/o a cable subscription? I got home & rushed to turn on the Carlitos match only to find it wasn’t available. Haven’t had cable in 15yr so not about to start now for one event. I pay for an #espn streaming subscription & I still can’t watch it. Oh, well. 🤷🏻♀️
September 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Is #espn really not streaming #USOpen QF w/o a cable subscription? I got home & rushed to turn on the Carlitos match only to find it wasn’t available. Haven’t had cable in 15yr so not about to start now for one event. I pay for an #espn streaming subscription & I still can’t watch it. Oh, well. 🤷🏻♀️
Felix was out there doing the work of the tennis gods tonight. I only got to see it starting from the end of the third set, but every time I looked up Felix was spanking a winner in that asshole’s face. It was glorious. #USOpen
Félix fucked him up real good. Absolutely love to see it
August 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Felix was out there doing the work of the tennis gods tonight. I only got to see it starting from the end of the third set, but every time I looked up Felix was spanking a winner in that asshole’s face. It was glorious. #USOpen
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Picture perfect? How one of the best tennis photos of all time was taken at the US Open
Picture perfect? How one of the best tennis photos of all time was taken at the US Open
Photographer Ray Giubilo’s half terrifying, half sublime one-in-a-million image of Jasmine Paolini had more than an element of fortune to it
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August 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Picture perfect? How one of the best tennis photos of all time was taken at the US Open
Love seeing Ferru in the box.
August 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Love seeing Ferru in the box.
This is the first match I’ve been able to watch so far (stupid work). Focusing solely on the details of Carlitos & ignoring the utter waste of tennis space that is Opelka. #USOpen
August 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
This is the first match I’ve been able to watch so far (stupid work). Focusing solely on the details of Carlitos & ignoring the utter waste of tennis space that is Opelka. #USOpen
I love the color tone of Carlitos’s kit.
And I may be in the minority here, but I don’t hate the shaved head. I think it will look good by the end of the tourney once it’s a touch longer & his head gets a touch of sun. #USOpen
And I may be in the minority here, but I don’t hate the shaved head. I think it will look good by the end of the tourney once it’s a touch longer & his head gets a touch of sun. #USOpen
August 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I love the color tone of Carlitos’s kit.
And I may be in the minority here, but I don’t hate the shaved head. I think it will look good by the end of the tourney once it’s a touch longer & his head gets a touch of sun. #USOpen
And I may be in the minority here, but I don’t hate the shaved head. I think it will look good by the end of the tourney once it’s a touch longer & his head gets a touch of sun. #USOpen
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Tennis karma is real, and it's manifested this time with the USTA having to give $1 million to two players they didn’t even want in their draw. Pay doubles players their due respect, thank you very much. tennissweetspot.substack.com/p/sorry-but-...
Sorry But LOL
Doubles specialists won. Thank you! Also the ATP decides to trust TikTok, while Coco Gauff makes a bold move.
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August 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Tennis karma is real, and it's manifested this time with the USTA having to give $1 million to two players they didn’t even want in their draw. Pay doubles players their due respect, thank you very much. tennissweetspot.substack.com/p/sorry-but-...
I thought I might squeeze in the first set of Carlos vs Jannik before my next client, but it was over before it even began.
Is he seriously going to play in the mixed dubs exho tomorrow?
Is he seriously going to play in the mixed dubs exho tomorrow?
August 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I thought I might squeeze in the first set of Carlos vs Jannik before my next client, but it was over before it even began.
Is he seriously going to play in the mixed dubs exho tomorrow?
Is he seriously going to play in the mixed dubs exho tomorrow?