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Museum Nerd, Deadhead, and Dork Lord of the Sith. Master Gardener. Hunter. Jack of all trades. Veteran of the War on Drugs. Gizzard King of the Gizzard King Cabal.
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Chris Cuomo looks like if Gavin Newsom and RFK Jr had a baby and sent it to Mother Trump’s Finishing School.
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Chris Cuomo looks like if Gavin Newsom and RFK Jr had a baby and sent it to Mother Trump’s Finishing School.
“Oh, is that racist? I had NO idea!” 😏
-some racist working at Amazon
-some racist working at Amazon
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“Oh, is that racist? I had NO idea!” 😏
-some racist working at Amazon
-some racist working at Amazon
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
@mcclellan.house.gov This is your chance to try to mitigate the damage @kaine.senate.gov did by kowtowing to Trump. He’s hoping we’ll forget before 2030. I don’t think we will, and I KNOW we won’t forget before you have to stand for reelection…
Jeffries is whipping NO votes in the House on the shutdown deal. From Jake Sherman at Punchbowl:
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
@mcclellan.house.gov This is your chance to try to mitigate the damage @kaine.senate.gov did by kowtowing to Trump. He’s hoping we’ll forget before 2030. I don’t think we will, and I KNOW we won’t forget before you have to stand for reelection…
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If you see this post your bird art!
#blockprint #heron #bird #art
After a photo by Carl Bovis, with permission.
#blockprint #heron #bird #art
After a photo by Carl Bovis, with permission.
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If you see this post your bird art!
#blockprint #heron #bird #art
After a photo by Carl Bovis, with permission.
#blockprint #heron #bird #art
After a photo by Carl Bovis, with permission.
To be fair, this is not the first time Massachusetts Puritans have attacked Christmas!
By the time they got here, Virginia had already celebrated 13 Christmases and the First Thanksgiving.
By the time they got here, Virginia had already celebrated 13 Christmases and the First Thanksgiving.
Massachusetts Republicans are so cooked that they're trying to attack Michelle Wu for "wasting" taxpayer money by visiting Nova Scotia to pick up Boston’s annual Christmas tree.
Now who's waging a War on Christmas, huh?
Now who's waging a War on Christmas, huh?
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
To be fair, this is not the first time Massachusetts Puritans have attacked Christmas!
By the time they got here, Virginia had already celebrated 13 Christmases and the First Thanksgiving.
By the time they got here, Virginia had already celebrated 13 Christmases and the First Thanksgiving.
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No notes….nailed it 🎯
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
No notes….nailed it 🎯
"Babe wake up, it's the 50th anniversary of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald!
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
>guffaw<
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
>guffaw<
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
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He’s right, though.
no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
He’s right, though.
At last, some good news!
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
At last, some good news!
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate!
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate!
WILL NO ONE PRIMARY THESE TURBULENT BEASTS?
Remind me to tell you guys someday how @kaine.senate.gov spent about a year getting paid to run Virginia but actually spent it gallivanting around the US with the Buttered Emails lady. Virginia is used to getting fucked by King Kaine; now it’s y’all’s turn
Remind me to tell you guys someday how @kaine.senate.gov spent about a year getting paid to run Virginia but actually spent it gallivanting around the US with the Buttered Emails lady. Virginia is used to getting fucked by King Kaine; now it’s y’all’s turn
Note the timing of this Dem capitulation: Not when Americans are in food pantry lines, only when they're in TSA lines.
And there it is, folks. The AA CEO made the call.
And there it is, folks. The AA CEO made the call.
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
WILL NO ONE PRIMARY THESE TURBULENT BEASTS?
Remind me to tell you guys someday how @kaine.senate.gov spent about a year getting paid to run Virginia but actually spent it gallivanting around the US with the Buttered Emails lady. Virginia is used to getting fucked by King Kaine; now it’s y’all’s turn
Remind me to tell you guys someday how @kaine.senate.gov spent about a year getting paid to run Virginia but actually spent it gallivanting around the US with the Buttered Emails lady. Virginia is used to getting fucked by King Kaine; now it’s y’all’s turn
On my list now!
Last week, I took my kids to a city farm in Dublin, and had a magical adventure in the World Of Soil.
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No half-term visit to Dublin would be complete without a visit to World of Soil | The Observer
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November 10, 2025 at 11:47 AM
On my list now!
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Chuck Schumer: do I want to fight for the people, or have the heiress to Walmart and the CEO of Delta politely laugh at my joke when I see them at the farmer's market at Martha's vineyard, even though I'll fuck up the punchline? Well, the choice is obvious
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Chuck Schumer: do I want to fight for the people, or have the heiress to Walmart and the CEO of Delta politely laugh at my joke when I see them at the farmer's market at Martha's vineyard, even though I'll fuck up the punchline? Well, the choice is obvious
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A thunderstorm?!? How many more signs and portents do the Democrats need? I would have thought Tuesday would have done the trick, but no-o-o! Next up, a two headed calf and a crow who says “ACA!” instead of “Caw!”
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
A thunderstorm?!? How many more signs and portents do the Democrats need? I would have thought Tuesday would have done the trick, but no-o-o! Next up, a two headed calf and a crow who says “ACA!” instead of “Caw!”
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This isn’t very hard, folks.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This isn’t very hard, folks.