Krampleton Peck 🎅☃️🎄
@templetonpeck.bsky.social
Retired Helicopter Mech. WOD 1.0 > GWOT. Shameless Degenerate. Undisputed Gay Chicken Champion 1999-2012. Record holder for most unsuccessful Article 91s (203). If you can't DIY poorly, don't do it.
All opinions are my own unless I steal them.
All opinions are my own unless I steal them.
Pinned
Things might seem bad, but they are also very stupid.
Happy Dumb Motherfuckers Day to all of the dumb motherfuckers out there dumb motherfuckering!
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Happy Dumb Motherfuckers Day to all of the dumb motherfuckers out there dumb motherfuckering!
Happy #WagonWednesday to those who celebrate!
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Happy #WagonWednesday to those who celebrate!
I wish I could auto-mute posts that start with "Remember/reminder." For every one-person using it correctly to signify a shitpost; there are 50 that use it earnestly and condescendingly.
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I wish I could auto-mute posts that start with "Remember/reminder." For every one-person using it correctly to signify a shitpost; there are 50 that use it earnestly and condescendingly.
Just saw a femboy/dickgirl shout down a contractor who apparently said something rather offensive. The femboy/dickgirl left and the contractor looked at me behind him in line for reassurance. I just bit my lip in a horny way and said, "they're so hot..."
#TalesFromTheGasStation
#TalesFromTheGasStation
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Just saw a femboy/dickgirl shout down a contractor who apparently said something rather offensive. The femboy/dickgirl left and the contractor looked at me behind him in line for reassurance. I just bit my lip in a horny way and said, "they're so hot..."
#TalesFromTheGasStation
#TalesFromTheGasStation
On the one hand, I admire her hoing. Game recognizes game.
On the other...
On the other...
The ex-fiancé of RFK Jr.’s lover discovered her affair with “a famous politician, 32 years older than Olivia and well-known for a sex scandal”—and it wasn’t Kennedy.
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trib.al/czG8X47
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
On the one hand, I admire her hoing. Game recognizes game.
On the other...
On the other...
I feel like an unconsenting partner to a couple of people's humiliation-kink right now, and I don't like that.
I really don't want to know these people's sex lives.
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I feel like an unconsenting partner to a couple of people's humiliation-kink right now, and I don't like that.
Tapping the sign:
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Tapping the sign:
Why can't Zoom go offline? Fuckkkkkkin' meetings...
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Why can't Zoom go offline? Fuckkkkkkin' meetings...
If I was still in college and forced to do programming, I would write a plugin for Bluesky that automatically muted "Tending Topics" for a week.
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If I was still in college and forced to do programming, I would write a plugin for Bluesky that automatically muted "Tending Topics" for a week.
I really dig the engineering behind tiny homes.
However, these people are all completely insane.
However, these people are all completely insane.
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I really dig the engineering behind tiny homes.
However, these people are all completely insane.
However, these people are all completely insane.
And they say this site doesn't have the juice...
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
And they say this site doesn't have the juice...
There were FIVE burrito-taxis at the Mexican joint when I picked up my takeout and that just doesn't seem very efficient.
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
There were FIVE burrito-taxis at the Mexican joint when I picked up my takeout and that just doesn't seem very efficient.
Holy shit! Spending $1.50 instead of $0.75 for a pack of ramen makes an incredible difference. Like, it's not even the same thing. This is a life-altering discovery.
Between the girl who wants to buy me a coffee the next time she sees me at the cornerstore and the girl at the grocery store who wants to know how I liked her Ramen recommendation the next time she sees me... I'm thinking "male loneliness" is just a skill issue.
Free coffee at the cornerstore because I offered to buy someone's breakfast so that they didn't have to go out in the snow to get their card.
There are benefits to not being a dick.
#TalesFromTheGasStation
There are benefits to not being a dick.
#TalesFromTheGasStation
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Holy shit! Spending $1.50 instead of $0.75 for a pack of ramen makes an incredible difference. Like, it's not even the same thing. This is a life-altering discovery.
Hell yeah! Fireworks on Thanksgiving!
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hell yeah! Fireworks on Thanksgiving!
Between the girl who wants to buy me a coffee the next time she sees me at the cornerstore and the girl at the grocery store who wants to know how I liked her Ramen recommendation the next time she sees me... I'm thinking "male loneliness" is just a skill issue.
Free coffee at the cornerstore because I offered to buy someone's breakfast so that they didn't have to go out in the snow to get their card.
There are benefits to not being a dick.
#TalesFromTheGasStation
There are benefits to not being a dick.
#TalesFromTheGasStation
November 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Between the girl who wants to buy me a coffee the next time she sees me at the cornerstore and the girl at the grocery store who wants to know how I liked her Ramen recommendation the next time she sees me... I'm thinking "male loneliness" is just a skill issue.
Free coffee at the cornerstore because I offered to buy someone's breakfast so that they didn't have to go out in the snow to get their card.
There are benefits to not being a dick.
#TalesFromTheGasStation
There are benefits to not being a dick.
#TalesFromTheGasStation
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Free coffee at the cornerstore because I offered to buy someone's breakfast so that they didn't have to go out in the snow to get their card.
There are benefits to not being a dick.
#TalesFromTheGasStation
There are benefits to not being a dick.
#TalesFromTheGasStation
I saw the banner ads and authentication wall and noped right out of that, and you should too.
Hopefully it'll cut down on the "I'm on a moderation list 😭" drama.
Hopefully it'll cut down on the "I'm on a moderation list 😭" drama.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I saw the banner ads and authentication wall and noped right out of that, and you should too.
Hopefully it'll cut down on the "I'm on a moderation list 😭" drama.
Hopefully it'll cut down on the "I'm on a moderation list 😭" drama.
This was such a bad idea.
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This was such a bad idea.
I got my dog a new sweater, which he loves (no, I won't be posting pictures, because Bluecrew-resisters are more weird about dog pictures than rando-dudes are about pictures of women posting their feet).
I think he loves it so much, because it gives him an air of class, when he's just a thug.
I think he loves it so much, because it gives him an air of class, when he's just a thug.
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I got my dog a new sweater, which he loves (no, I won't be posting pictures, because Bluecrew-resisters are more weird about dog pictures than rando-dudes are about pictures of women posting their feet).
I think he loves it so much, because it gives him an air of class, when he's just a thug.
I think he loves it so much, because it gives him an air of class, when he's just a thug.
*Looks at the Cream Ale*
*Looks at my stomach*
*Looks at the Cream Ale*
*Looks at my butthole*
Eh, you only live once...
*Looks at my stomach*
*Looks at the Cream Ale*
*Looks at my butthole*
Eh, you only live once...
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
*Looks at the Cream Ale*
*Looks at my stomach*
*Looks at the Cream Ale*
*Looks at my butthole*
Eh, you only live once...
*Looks at my stomach*
*Looks at the Cream Ale*
*Looks at my butthole*
Eh, you only live once...
Eat Shit Chiefs!
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Eat Shit Chiefs!
The Football Gods have given The Haters™️ a feast today.
November 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The Football Gods have given The Haters™️ a feast today.
*turns on the radio and hears a song about what a piece of shit I am*
"That's it, I'm going to ruin this town's entire Christmas."
"That's it, I'm going to ruin this town's entire Christmas."
November 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
*turns on the radio and hears a song about what a piece of shit I am*
"That's it, I'm going to ruin this town's entire Christmas."
"That's it, I'm going to ruin this town's entire Christmas."
I am convinced that the Bills are tanking so that they don't have to play in January.
The Bills don't need to go overseas to do this. We will try not to win games right here in the good ol' Yoo-Ass-of-Aye.
The best international football games are the ones where both coaches are trying to lose, so that they get fired before the holidays and can spend time with their families.
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I am convinced that the Bills are tanking so that they don't have to play in January.
The Bills don't need to go overseas to do this. We will try not to win games right here in the good ol' Yoo-Ass-of-Aye.
The best international football games are the ones where both coaches are trying to lose, so that they get fired before the holidays and can spend time with their families.
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The Bills don't need to go overseas to do this. We will try not to win games right here in the good ol' Yoo-Ass-of-Aye.