Krampleton Peck 🎅☃️🎄
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Retired Helicopter Mech. WOD 1.0 > GWOT. Shameless Degenerate. Undisputed Gay Chicken Champion 1999-2012. Record holder for most unsuccessful Article 91s (203). If you can't DIY poorly, don't do it.
All opinions are my own unless I steal them.
All opinions are my own unless I steal them.
When I'm at the cornerstore and the cute femboy comes in to buy Whiteclaws and flirts with me:
#TalesFromTheGasStation
#TalesFromTheGasStation
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
When I'm at the cornerstore and the cute femboy comes in to buy Whiteclaws and flirts with me:
#TalesFromTheGasStation
#TalesFromTheGasStation
My Adventures in "fancy ramen" continue!
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My Adventures in "fancy ramen" continue!
"I don't know shit about the Coast Guard, but I was an E4 in the Army once and I have some opinions about current events..."
Me:
Me:
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"I don't know shit about the Coast Guard, but I was an E4 in the Army once and I have some opinions about current events..."
Me:
Me:
Hell yeah! Last minute, lunchtime, log run out to the sticks because some equipment (got) broke. It's like my favorite thing!
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Hell yeah! Last minute, lunchtime, log run out to the sticks because some equipment (got) broke. It's like my favorite thing!
Happy #WagonWednesday to those who celebrate!
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Happy #WagonWednesday to those who celebrate!
Tapping the sign:
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Tapping the sign:
These two get a pass because they were made "Honorary Chiefs." Mostly Chris Pine though, because he showed up smashed and pissed all of the officers off when he got pinned.
November 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
These two get a pass because they were made "Honorary Chiefs." Mostly Chris Pine though, because he showed up smashed and pissed all of the officers off when he got pinned.
This was such a bad idea.
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This was such a bad idea.
BRB, going to disinfect my brain.
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
BRB, going to disinfect my brain.
I did not expect to see the "Well, well, well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers" meme come to life.
This calls for a round of shots!
This calls for a round of shots!
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I did not expect to see the "Well, well, well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers" meme come to life.
This calls for a round of shots!
This calls for a round of shots!
That is some cringe. Time for a shot!
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
That is some cringe. Time for a shot!
Anyhow, here's my Veterans Day picture. I was in Golfito, CR after smuggling military aircraft parts into the country in my personal luggage, two-days prior for a deployed aircrew.
I had stabbed a cabbie a day prior for trying to take some of us to a cartel brothel after hearing him say "raptar."
I had stabbed a cabbie a day prior for trying to take some of us to a cartel brothel after hearing him say "raptar."
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Anyhow, here's my Veterans Day picture. I was in Golfito, CR after smuggling military aircraft parts into the country in my personal luggage, two-days prior for a deployed aircrew.
I had stabbed a cabbie a day prior for trying to take some of us to a cartel brothel after hearing him say "raptar."
I had stabbed a cabbie a day prior for trying to take some of us to a cartel brothel after hearing him say "raptar."
Remembering Senior Chief Ben Randall on this Veterans Day. RIP 🙏
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Remembering Senior Chief Ben Randall on this Veterans Day. RIP 🙏
I hope you paid due respect to Starfleet Captain and Honorary Coast Guard Chief Chris Pine. Who went out of his way to embody "The Spirit of the Chief," when he showed up to the ceremony to receive his Anchors.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I hope you paid due respect to Starfleet Captain and Honorary Coast Guard Chief Chris Pine. Who went out of his way to embody "The Spirit of the Chief," when he showed up to the ceremony to receive his Anchors.
And snow it begins...
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
And snow it begins...
Who wants Collinsworth on commentary? Who is his audience?
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Who wants Collinsworth on commentary? Who is his audience?
The streets are saying...
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The streets are saying...
Good morni... Fuck shit fuck.
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Good morni... Fuck shit fuck.
I spent a lot of years researching Coast Guard workforce management policies and their impacts (mostly on Aviation, but also broadly) to help shape the AET workforce.
Glad I'm not doing that anymore, because...
Glad I'm not doing that anymore, because...
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I spent a lot of years researching Coast Guard workforce management policies and their impacts (mostly on Aviation, but also broadly) to help shape the AET workforce.
Glad I'm not doing that anymore, because...
Glad I'm not doing that anymore, because...
We were a proper country, once.
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
We were a proper country, once.
They switched out the fresh avocados in my California Rolls for avocado paste.
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
They switched out the fresh avocados in my California Rolls for avocado paste.
We need to go back to cops wearing silly uniforms/headgear.
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
We need to go back to cops wearing silly uniforms/headgear.
Guy has Terminal Poster's Madness and doesn't realize that he's an itty-bitty worm on a big fuckin' hook.
He's so over the tops of his skis that he doesn't realize how expendable he is.
He's so over the tops of his skis that he doesn't realize how expendable he is.
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Guy has Terminal Poster's Madness and doesn't realize that he's an itty-bitty worm on a big fuckin' hook.
He's so over the tops of his skis that he doesn't realize how expendable he is.
He's so over the tops of his skis that he doesn't realize how expendable he is.
Go ahead and keep caping for Gavin. There is only one Khan of the Plains.
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Go ahead and keep caping for Gavin. There is only one Khan of the Plains.
This skeet is so meta that I immediately thought of Budd.
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This skeet is so meta that I immediately thought of Budd.