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tekums.bsky.social
Hey @chapmans.ca! Been loving the Super Premium Plus ice cream but I've been counting my calories lately and trying to measure out 188ml ( or 3/4 cup) of ice cream is a bit of a pain. Is it possible to get grams measurements on the nutrition labels? Much easier to measure with a food scale!
January 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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iamspacegirl.bsky.social
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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anyaustin.bsky.social
😘
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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codyjohnston.bsky.social
No, that's German for uhhhhh
Sideshow Bob looking down at his chest tattoo that reads, "Die, Bart, Die".
October 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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danryckert.com
FIGURED OUT A SOLUTION
October 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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jeffgerstmann.com
Not sure who makes Pure Pool Pro, but the agency they hired to promote the game is doing sleazy-ass "if you cover our demo, we'll give you our game" shit. Clown-ass behavior.
October 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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edzitron.com
A lot of people are posting a really stupid and wrong diagram, so I've taken the liberty of annotating it.
diagram showing three arrows going between oracle, nvidia and openai, all saying "100 billion," top says "the finite money glitch" between openai and oracle, it says "didn't happen, does not have the money" between oracle and nvidia, "does not have the money, is not sending this much, largest supposed buy was $40bn for Abilene", between nvidia and openai "only sending $10bn in a month, then $10bn per Gigawatt built, takes about 2 years per gigawatt, has not even purchased land, unclear how any of this gets done"
September 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
Everyone who runs an LLM loves that they get to be the architect of entire human realities, but they love it secretly because they know how dystopian it is.

Except Elon, he loves it loudly because his audience is super into how dystopian it is.
Elon on Twitter says: AI is obviously gonna one-shot the human limbic system. That said, I predict – counter-intuitively – that it will *increase* the birth rate! Mark my words. Also, we’re gonna program it that way.
August 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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techconnectify.bsky.social
the reason I'm the way that I am is that there's an army of folks out there who want to make you feel like you're missing out in life by not having a wall-mount garage door opener.
August 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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tuck.bsky.social
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
a green square that says "fast food meals. new phenomenon burger taste. $19.90. order via seamless" and in the corner is a non-euclidean cluster of chicken finger. a very normal 5-star review that says "I would be lost without restaurant. I would like to personally thank you for your outstanding product." - Nina Margaret, CEO apple. another normal review that says "without food, we would have gone bankrupt by now. thanks food! the service was excellent." John Doe, manager. an AI image of a pastrami sandwich. not to overuse the word non-euclidean but what else can I say to describe these layers of meat? this one also has some kind of yellow sauce leaking out of the bottom, and another yellow sauce being sensuously drizzled on top. in the lower right corner are baffling tubes that sort of look like if roasted carrots fucked a soft pretzel.
August 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
tekums.bsky.social
Got to play #denshattack @ #gamescom! Was super typed by it when I saw it @ ONL, so much fun!
August 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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theserfstv.bsky.social
This is the world that people like JK Rowling, Matt Walsh, and Jesse Singal work every day to achieve
esqueer.net Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · May 24
Kady Grass, a lesbian teenager in Illinois, was severely beaten after trying to use the bathroom in a McDonald's.

www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/...
May 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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hbomberguy.bsky.social
Elon has tried so hard to make Grok take his side on South Africa that it just randomly brings it up when you ask any question
May 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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eva.computer
we are all going to die
unusualwhales.bsky.social Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · May 2
BREAKING: Jim Cramer said there won’t be an recession
May 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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mondomascots.bsky.social
IKEA’s shark character, BLÅHAJ, and his son, Junior, at Tokyo Bay IKEA
A pair of bipedal sharks in human clothes stand in the street. The smaller one, on the right, is waving.
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.

I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
February 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.
March 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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techconnectify.bsky.social
Surely this new video won't make me seem like a crank.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...
Algorithms are breaking how we think
YouTube video by Technology Connections
www.youtube.com
February 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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codyjohnston.bsky.social
That guy who's been boosting Nazis and spreading Nazi propaganda for years? He was doing one of those "My Heart Goes Out To You" salutes.
January 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM