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She/They, Queer, 30s, 🔞only pls, Surviving the horrors with weaponized whimsy, teaDragon on ao3
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freakofnurture.bsky.social
gentlebeard
"My husband just walked in and handed me a grilled cheese sandwich missing the top left corner. Every time he makes me toast or a sandwich he presents it to me with one bite taken out. He always says "I don't know what's wrong with the bread you bought. It's defective." I haven't had a full slice of toast or sandwich at home in almost 18 years. If there are infinite worlds, every version of me chooses defective bread in every one of them."
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I have a lot on my plate right now (thank you so much) so there's a few things I can't really show just yet. Here's a scribble that's for me though. #WipWednesday #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Very loose sketch of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is half kraken and Stede is a merman. They're smooching. Stede is cupping Ed's face while Ed holds him around his back. Ed's long tentacles are wrapped around Stede's tail.
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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claystorks.bsky.social
don't you want to see them kiss. don't you want to see them kiss (i walk increasingly fast after you as you attempt to leave)
claystorks.bsky.social otava heikkilä @claystorks.bsky.social · 26d
happy halloween to all you freaks out there from the hag & the maid
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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thesearethekids.bsky.social
The crew celebrate Pete's birthday on Black Friday because he says birthdays are for wimps and won't tell anyone when it is. Everyone except Lucius is running round the Republic of Pirates haggling for the cheapest gifts known to man. Frenchie is giving him the gift of an investment opportunity
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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sweetpotato70.bsky.social
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#ofmdfanart #ofmd #merstede
Digital illustration in grayscale of merstede swimming underwater with his trident. His tail curls behind and above him, bum heart visible, and he is facing forward and smiling softly at the viewer.
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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ourflagimplodes.bsky.social
Sooo... about that voice (& beard) kink fic...

#WIPWednesday
Can Edward Teach fuck him with his vocal chords? Probably not, no, of course not, what was he thinking? Though… what if he rests his throat against Stede's cunt and starts talking and the vibrations can act like a glorified vibrator. Fuck that would be magical. He'd be the most beautiful vibrator ever, he'd know exactly how to work Stede into a frenzy, he could sing or tell him a story, hell he could explain quantum physics and it would probably have Stede coming faster than the speed of light. Those delicious note changes, the rumbling baritone of his voice– shit, he needs to stop with these thoughts. Edward's not some sex toy for him to use, he's a human. A human with an incredibly delectable, sexy voice. A man who has no idea he even exists. A man who is standing no more than three feet away from him– Wait. What?
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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agaywithcoffee.bsky.social
This weeks #taikatuesday is one of my favs: director Taika 📸
Taika recently (November 2025) directing an ad in Auckland. He’s sitting behind the camera and looking at the monitor. He’s wearing a white cap, a yellow sweater, his reading glasses tucked into the neck, beige/yellow long pants, white Nike sneakers and pink socks. Taika stretched asleep on a chair underneath large cardboard signs with rows of white paper stuck to them. He’s wearing a dark grey hoodie, orange shorts and white socks. Taika on set of Next Goals Wins. He’s got headphones around his neck. He’s wearing a white Purple Rain (Prince) shirt and a multi coloured cap. Taika on set of the pilot episode of our flag means death. He’s pointing straight ahead. He’s wearing a grey sweater and black cap.
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
✨🔥😌🔥✨
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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flagmeanssteph.bsky.social
guys sometimes I think about jim asking “which one” and archie pointing and saying “oh definitely the fucked up one” and I still laugh out loud
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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routinesardine.bsky.social
Still the most beautiful scene on tv 🥹❤️🧜‍♂️ #ofmd
Ed and MerStede under water. Still from ofmd s2e3
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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edbbteach.bsky.social
I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOR
A picture of david fane at the zootopia 2 premiere hitting a pose, wearing a blue and white stripped shirt and shorts combo with white sneakers A picture of david fane at the zootopia 2 premiere hitting a pose, wearing a blue and white stripped shirt and shorts combo with white sneakers
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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appleteeth.bsky.social
Ed looks up from gnawing on Stede's tits like a cat doing a little trill.
ofmdframes.bsky.social Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 1d
don't forget to eat your breakfast, it's the most important meal of the tits
stede bonnet shirtless in bed after a night of the crew using fireworks so they don't have to listen to ed teach moaning, stede is leaning over to inspect his boyfriend provided breakfast, giving a delicious view of his chest (our flag means death s2e7)
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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spicycanuck.bsky.social
Hi my loves ❤️ I know this time of year is hard for so many friends. For those struggling: how can we help?
My mom and I used to rely solely on the food bank, so I make sure to donate as much as I can when I’m able.
I love you and I’m thankful for you 🫂

#TITT #AsACrew
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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adoptourcrew.bsky.social
Happy Birthday to Kristian Nairn! 🥰
Kristian Nairn on Our Flag Means Death
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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addieh.bsky.social
THIS is such a fun video made by @piratebrainrot.bsky.social!

#OFMD #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard #ofmdfanvid

youtu.be/pft-T2F2By8?...
Ed & Stede | WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! (Our Flag Means Death)
YouTube video by ella
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November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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parsifon.bsky.social
It’s bedtime, and Alma and Louis won again. Ed finds it hilarious, Stede not that much. He’ll have to exfoliate his face twice as much as usually !
#ofmd #ofmdAU
Drawing of Ed taking a photo of Stede having his hair brushed and his makeup done by Alma and Louis Stede in blue pajamas sitting on his bed is having his hair brushed and makeup done. Alma behind him standing on the bed is wearing purple pajamas. Louis is on Stede’s lap, clumsily applying lipstick to Stede’s face. His pajama is red.
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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pimtyanimal.bsky.social
I'm ✨️terrified✨️ of moths, so absolutely the fuck not no thank you I'll pass. But I love the crew more so I thought I'd share in case someone hasn't seen is and is more normal about moths. 💁
Rosy Maple Moth Soft Stuffed Plush Toy
Rosy Maple Moth Soft Stuffed Plush Toy exclusive to Gage Beasley. This plush and vibrant creation captures the essence of this charming moth species, featuring its signature rosy hues and delicate win...
www.gagebeasleyshop.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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thatjadeykinns.bsky.social
Time to get back to important matters… putting Stede in sexy fits again

#ofmd #ofmdfanart
Stede on his knees leaning back . Head wearing a teal blue dress which has the sleeves cut off and a heart shaped window on his chest. The sides of the dress are thigh cut and exposes his bare legs
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
remember how the kiss made him swoon
July 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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captaincharlemagne.bsky.social
I see that heart on Marilyn’s left backside and I just think Stede like this. ;) #ofmd #stedebonnet #marilynmonroe
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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thatmothra.bsky.social
Wicked is based off a nearly 130 year old IP, that only continued beyond the first book because people BEGGED Baum to keep writing Oz books, Joanne ain't fucking special
tainkirrahe.bsky.social Pizza Power Ponies @tainkirrahe.bsky.social · 2d
just saw someone on tumblr describe HP as “the first fandom” like. I know you people are desperate to keep funding a transphobe bc the thought of reading any other book is too hard for you but this is housewives writing kirk/spock fanfic in carefully xerox’d fanzines erasure and I won’t stand for it
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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sailorsruin92.bsky.social
Drawing beautiful men improves my mood

#wip #ofmd
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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thatjadeykinns.bsky.social
Here’s a link to our little holey shop. 💜

www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Unho...
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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fortunatafox.bsky.social
Just a little reminder ^^
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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kellykat53.bsky.social
Ed and Stede are having breakfast in bed. Stede is holding a mug, looking down at the tray between them. He is shirtless with the bedsheet wrapped around his legs and waist. Ed is across from him wearing a blue velvet robe. He is looking at Stede.
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM