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freakofnurture.bsky.social
freak of nurture
@freakofnurture.bsky.social
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literally the only stede x buttons shipper ever

what im not [angry/sarcastic/judging/talking down] thats just how i talk..
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freakofnurture.bsky.social
yall know what a ribbon worm attack looks like? i just think that stede @ ed

#OFMD #OFMDfanart
digital drawing of ed and stede from the waist up. they are hugging. we only see eds back and stede clutching at him with half his face buried in eds shoulder. he looks desperate to keep ed there. his fingers extend and twist and branch out in a way that, frankly, no fingers should. these twisty bits are all also clutching at ed and winding through his hair.
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
ovsessed with his laugh at the end. i need him to play crazy people more often
soupbeech.bsky.social SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 3d
That time Rhys managed to cram an unbelievable amount of accidental innuendo into less than a minute of interview time. Wilderpeople special features, you are a gift indeed.
December 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
been waiting to share‼️

since june, excluding fics still updating or im still working thru and however many others that i forgot to record, my 2025 ao3 reading stats are:

fics read = 131
total words = 4,678,784
most read tag = modern setting, 67 fics
most read author = KalansPhantom, 5 fics
pie chart showing the ratings of fics ive read 50.4% are explicit 21.4% are mature 21.4% are teen and up 3.8% are general audiences 3.1% have no rating bar graph showing the warnings on the fics ive read 63.4% no archive warnings apply 19.1% creator chose not to use warnings 16.8% graphic depictions of violence 3.8% non-con 2.3% major character death 0.8% under age (it was angst btw. just feel the need to clarify...)
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
#TakeTwoTuesday with these guys bcuz i still love them make no mistake

#OFMD #OFMDfanart
freakofnurture.bsky.social freak of nurture @freakofnurture.bsky.social · Aug 12
thinking about the buttons leash. walk him like a dog bbg!!!

#ofmd
drawing of stede and buttons, stede is walking behind buttons holding a rope that is tied around buttons waist
December 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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ofmdmaunths.bsky.social
IT'S TIIIIME

Who's ready for #OFMDJanAU??? This'll be our FOURTH JANAU??

#ofmdfic

Same rules as always: post on or after the day, quote skeet the daily post with new stuff, reply to the daily post with recs!!

PROMPTS BELOW:
1. Music | Architecture | Semaphor/Morse 2. Any Movie | Special Interest | Cyber Crimes 3. Any TV Show | Grad School | Shrunk 4. Sci-Fi | Camping/Hiking | Pokemon 5. 2000s | Specific City | Ping-Pong 6. Academia | Radio | Indoor Playspace 7. Retail | Transit | Peri-Apocalyptic 8. Celebrity | High Elevation | Eternal Storm 9. Small Business | Ghost | Portal Fantasy 10. Artist | Gamer | Animal Husbandry 11. 1900s | Folklore | Any Dropout Show 12. Road Trip | Prepper | Future Historian 13. Undersea | Roller Rink | Patent Law 14. Any Book | Reddit | Ancient Civilization 15. Tattoo Shop | Photography | Sailboat 16. Pre-1700 | Fundraiser | Reality TV 17. Fantasy | Mechanic | Numismatics 18. Journalism | Birding | Media Pirater 19. Food Service | Gardening | Roadie 20. Porn/Cam Work | Shifter | Boatbuilding 21. Government | Fire/EMT | Bugs 22. Racetrack | Flea Market | Cliff-diver 23. 1800s | Fashion | YMCA/Gym 24. Science/Medicine | Beach | Rideshare 25. Sports | Supermarket | Courtroom 26. Library | Crafter | Celebrity Stylist 27. Engineer | Fandom | Bootlegger 28. Archaeology | Plumber | Beekeeper 29. Author | Mail Carrier | Red String of Fate 30. Neighbor | Cryptid | Non-Anglophone 31. Catch-up | Fic of Fic | Sequels
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
but... but theyre in love :(
piratebot.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 6d
I'm fine. And maybe don't listen to a man who's becoming a bird.
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
edizzy type song
lyrics from "Chinese House Flowers" by The Mountain Goats: "and i, i wanna follow you all the way down this time i want to see what it is you're going down for i, i want you more than i want anything i want you the way you were"
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
recurring freakofnurture drawing things:
+ warm color palettes
+ thin, shaky lines
+ pointy ears
+ the examples below

there r more, but not yet in my ofmd art, such: teeth. and nips.
a compilation of the exaggerated eyebags and wrinkles in my art, of which there are many a compilation of my drawings with very prominent joints yet another compilation of spindly hair in my art. it is all ed and buttons (and one stede) surprise! another compilation, this time of stede faces, showing off stedes nose and chinny-chin-chin
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
did that word cloud thing despite having not very many posts and it just says "STEDE," "BUTTONS," and "ED"
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
ive never done a #WIPWednesday before, but heres part of something idk if ill ever finish

#OFMD #OFMDfanart
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
gentlebeard
"My husband just walked in and handed me a grilled cheese sandwich missing the top left corner. Every time he makes me toast or a sandwich he presents it to me with one bite taken out. He always says "I don't know what's wrong with the bread you bought. It's defective." I haven't had a full slice of toast or sandwich at home in almost 18 years. If there are infinite worlds, every version of me chooses defective bread in every one of them."
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
rewatching s1 and when stede started going "im having a hard time adjusting to being a mur... a mur..." my brain finished it as "a mermaid"
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
btw stede is manic rn. just in case u were wondering.
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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4-2-nut-ahhh-fox.bsky.social
In fact, I completely understand Swifthand - you can watch these idiots forever 🌚
#OFMD #OurClawsMeanDeath
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
deleted scene from my brain you’re real to me
a digital drawing recreating the scene from the dream mentioned in the quoted post. it’s season one ed and stede from our flag means death. ed is “teaching” stede a “sword move” and has him pinned against a wall. there are four speech bubbles that read: ed: and then you can do this lean in with your hips move. stede: oh! ed: Really, uh, distracts your opponent. stede: I see… wow!
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
ive been having so much fun with this generator....

#OFMD #OFMDfanart
prompt from the generator: "this particular stede is impossible to miss. their fingers can exert a surprising amount of force, their ears end in gentle points, and their mouth seems to be full of light. their physiology is most suited to life on the coast." digital sketch of stede bonnet following the previous prompt. his mouth is aglow, lighting up his face from the inside.
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
this page of izzy hands' diary was actually recovered....
izzys opening monologue from s1e6. it is written in early modern english so as to be period-accurate. there is a crossed out heart with "ET + IH" written in it. at the bottom are two stick drawings: one is of izzy stabbing stede (who is crying and bleeding out). an arrow pointing at izzy says "me (real pirate)" and another at stede saying "stupid twat". the second drawing is of ed with his arm on izzys shoulder, stede dead behind them. an arrow pointing at ed and iz says "partners in crime". it is important to note that izzy draws himself taller than stede and only slightly shorter than ed.
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
HE IS SO LITTLE HERE OMG
photo of rhys darby as a child. he is wearing a funky hat and what looks like a sailor jacket.
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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followedmystar.bsky.social
For #TakeTwoTuesday I give you the The Body Kinetic, which tbqh has swallowed my brain whole. Mind the tags, take care o’ yerselves, but I’m very proud of it.

archiveofourown.org/works/67234183

(some nattering in the comments bc I can’t help myself)
New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
someone tell me to stop hate-scrolling
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
im gonna need someone to drop some new ofmd bts right about now. a video, a cut script, a fun fact post, *anything*....
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
i mean....

i couldnt just pick one... my chicago boys or my vampire/ghost boys..
digital illustration of ed, stede, and izzy recreating the iconic "Chicago" movie poster. they are standing in front of a huge, neon red 'C' and a small skyline of chicago. under them is the text "CHICAGO" with a smaller neon 'c' replacing the second one. ed is in the middle, flanked by the others. he is smirking at the "camera" and wearing a black suit and tie with a crisp, white button-up. his hair is up in a bun with, of course, slut strands out. stede is on the right, facing away from the camera, but head turned towards it, smirking. his left hand is on his hip, right hand behind his back holding a revolver with a white handle. he is wearing a sparkly black dress, fishnets, and mesh arm warmer things. izzy is on the right, mirroring stedes pose except his hand is resting at his side rather than on his hip. he is scowling at the camera despite the massive amount of cunt he is serving. he wears a sparkly white dress and fishnets. grayscale digital illustration of ed and stede. stede is on the right in the middle of an ornate mirror. the mirrors frame has a lighthouse and kraken motif. stede is curled up and looking off to the side, clearly upset. he is wearing his ribbon shoes, stockings, trousers, and a frilly white shirt. he has a skewer stabbed into his earhole, which is dripping blood onto the shoulder of his otherwise pristine shirt. ed is on the left, surrounded by smoke that coming off his body. he is wearing is leather jacket with the right sleeve missing, cropped shirt, dark jeans, and leather boots. his hair is in a bun, tied with a scrunchie, slut strands out.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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duckistic.bsky.social
t4t gentlebeard but specifically both transfemme. this is my platform
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
"get to know your mutuals. list 10 random things that you like."

wikipedia
old tool restoration
25x25 sudoku
math
psychology
acting silly in public
fun facts that are never relevant
analyzing media
religion
the ocean and space and our inability as humans to truly conquer them
followedmystar.bsky.social Jill | followedmystar @followedmystar.bsky.social · 24d
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like.

Food preservation/canning
Animal behavior & training
Memes
Snow (spoken like a CA native 😂)
Beta work, esp character deep dives 😋
DIY anything, incl computers
Yapping about writing craft
Sending/receiving mail
Stickers
Space. All of it.
ghostalservice.bsky.social Lis, Sharkward Teach enthusiast 🦈🦈🦈 @ghostalservice.bsky.social · 24d
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like.

Transit and urban planning
Starry skies
Swimming in the ocean
Sailboats
Trains
Trying new cuisines
Dogs with jobs (but ACAB)
Mail and stamps
Audiobooks
Surprising media crafts
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
oh, stede bonnet, my beautiful bipolar princess....
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM