Dr. Scott Crotum (Kwisatz Habbersett)
@tdickyb.bsky.social
Philly sports sufferer - Go Birds
📍 Delco
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Welcome to Bluesky. Here’s your signed picture of Brandon Graham strip sacking Tom Brady and a copy of the communist manifesto
I hardly know er!
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I hardly know er!
Smoking a turkey is the Correct™ way to cook one
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Smoking a turkey is the Correct™ way to cook one
Ah, the middle third, an area Jalen is famous for exploiting
The Bears will be without their LB1, LB2, LB3, and LB5 against the Eagles
www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-bears...
www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-bears...
Eagles-Bears Week 13 injury report, with analysis
Some major names are on the Eagles' and Bears' initial reports.
www.phillyvoice.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ah, the middle third, an area Jalen is famous for exploiting
Fuck you Coca Cola I will become a Pepsi guy purely out of spite
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Fuck you Coca Cola I will become a Pepsi guy purely out of spite
I guess it needs to be said for all of the FB aunts and uncles on here. This isn’t real. You can put any two pictures of people next to each other and type anything you want under it.
Let’s use our brains.
Let’s use our brains.
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I guess it needs to be said for all of the FB aunts and uncles on here. This isn’t real. You can put any two pictures of people next to each other and type anything you want under it.
Let’s use our brains.
Let’s use our brains.
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He's going to continue to demand we acknowledge his grooming at all costs
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
He's going to continue to demand we acknowledge his grooming at all costs
Tried peeing into a coffee cup while driving home from a golf outing
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Tried peeing into a coffee cup while driving home from a golf outing
More like Unembracer
Embracer Group divests Arc Games and Cryptic Studios
Embracer Group retains publishing rights to Remnant franchise. Rights for Fellowship retained under Coffee Stain
www.gematsu.com/2025/11/embr...
www.embracer.com/releases/emb...
Embracer Group retains publishing rights to Remnant franchise. Rights for Fellowship retained under Coffee Stain
www.gematsu.com/2025/11/embr...
www.embracer.com/releases/emb...
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
More like Unembracer
We’re going to have to accept that the birds are just going to play like shit until Sirianni gets fired, which is 2-3 games away at this point.
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
We’re going to have to accept that the birds are just going to play like shit until Sirianni gets fired, which is 2-3 games away at this point.
Anyone who tells you they understand how a comma works is a god damned liar
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Anyone who tells you they understand how a comma works is a god damned liar
Goldbug was found, shot execution style, in his apartment earlier today.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Goldbug was found, shot execution style, in his apartment earlier today.
You’re all wrong. The best pie is the pie you like the most.
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You’re all wrong. The best pie is the pie you like the most.
I’m making a creampie joke
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’m making a creampie joke
Folks, I think we all know which pie is the best
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Folks, I think we all know which pie is the best
The most annoying and inconsiderate neighbor on the circle complaining on FB that the car parked in front of their house (completely reasonably) is making it too hard to park their F250. lol get fucked.
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The most annoying and inconsiderate neighbor on the circle complaining on FB that the car parked in front of their house (completely reasonably) is making it too hard to park their F250. lol get fucked.
How long are you in that wheelchair?
Uh, they’re thinking 2-8 months.
Uh, they’re thinking 2-8 months.
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
How long are you in that wheelchair?
Uh, they’re thinking 2-8 months.
Uh, they’re thinking 2-8 months.
Support your local coffee shops (mine got the entire order wrong but it still rocked)
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Support your local coffee shops (mine got the entire order wrong but it still rocked)
I don’t like Les as a person, but he’s right here.
Bowen: In Eagles coach Nick Sirianni's world, no one is to blame and nothing gets fixed - PHLY Sports allphly.com/bowen-in-eag...
Bowen: In Eagles coach Nick Sirianni's world, no one is to blame and nothing gets fixed - PHLY Sports
Near the end of the Eagles’ Sunday collapse at Dallas, I posted on a couple of social media platforms my thought that this searing loss would at least force
allphly.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I don’t like Les as a person, but he’s right here.
Boofing 40 Benadryl to find and kill the hat man and take his throne
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Boofing 40 Benadryl to find and kill the hat man and take his throne
AMD winning the consumer GPU arms race purely by not being Enron is a great bit
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
AMD winning the consumer GPU arms race purely by not being Enron is a great bit
Sorry, you don’t get to “bring nothing” to the most expensive offense in the league.
Kevin Patullo is an easy target, IMO. He isn’t bringing anything to the offense, but…
- Ultimately, it’s Nick’s offense.
- Nick is directing big-picture in-game strategy (ie. give-up plays, etc.)
- Nick hired him.
That’s where frustration should be directed.
- Ultimately, it’s Nick’s offense.
- Nick is directing big-picture in-game strategy (ie. give-up plays, etc.)
- Nick hired him.
That’s where frustration should be directed.
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Sorry, you don’t get to “bring nothing” to the most expensive offense in the league.
The football gods demand blood, Jeffrey. Would you dare deny them
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The football gods demand blood, Jeffrey. Would you dare deny them
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Team mirrors the coach. Dumb.
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Team mirrors the coach. Dumb.
