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Dr. Scott Crotum (Kwisatz Habbersett)
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Philly sports sufferer - Go Birds
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I hardly know er!
A Pfister sink stopper
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Smoking a turkey is the Correct™ way to cook one
Picture of a smoked, spatchcocked turkey on a boos block cutting board
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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A portrait of Jalen Hurts
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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This is the one they didn’t want anyone to see.
I figure if I'm going to be within shooting distance of you, I better try some diplomacy before I arrive. I know this is all crazy for you, it's all crazy for me, and it's double crazy for Laura, who is the person I'm trying to protect and accommodate most of all in this process. People fall in love and people fall out of love and love changes all the time, but rarely for one person do they have so many things to consider, so many people to love, give attention to, and please as Laura does. It's also rare to come across the one person you truly believe you're meant to be with, and not only have her married and with kids to boot, but also 2000 miles away in another sovereign nation. This isn't a fling or a tryst or an affair, it's two people being bowled over by discovering a deep wellspring of powerful emotions, and a connection that they never thought possible. I don't covet Laura, want to make her mine alone, or steal her away as much as I want to find any way possible to be in her light and warmth, and to nurture her, protect her, and grow with her, for me, and everyone else, as much as I can. I don't judge people, ever. Laura doesn't badmouth you, you're not some loser guy we scheme against in our private conversations. Through everything she's shown that she loves you deeply and wants to continue a large portion of the life you've built together with but also explore and grow in other ways. It was hard for me to accept at first too, but I've done so, because again, she's just that god damned incredible a human being. So yeah. That's where we are. I don't expect or anticipate a response, our relationship can be as distant or as friendly as we want going forward, when things are settled and comfortable and people adjusted. Life is crazy, and hard, but most unfair of all, short, and these connections and emotions don't reveal themselves every day, it'd be so self-damaging not to pursue it, it's a thought I can't even tolerate, and I think you'll find Laura feels t…
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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*despite Sirianni
Deniz Selman @denizselman33.bsky.social • 3h #Eagles record vs. each division (including playoffs) under Nick Sirianni: 10-0 vs NFC North 5-0 vs AFC North 5-0 vs AFC South 4-1 vs AFC East 20-9 vs NFC East 6-4 vs NFC West 7-6 vs NFC South 4-5 vS AFC West
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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“Don’t Skip Foreplay” in yellow lettering on a blue background
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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I’m about to blow your mind
Winsome (Losesome) Earle-Sears wearing what looks to be a formal bedazzled bathrobe
November 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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A little classical to start the day off
Spotify screenshot of “Through Struggle” by As I Lay Dying
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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21 pounds of pure heart disease, ready for the smoker
21lb brisket with coffee rub, waiting to hit the smoker.
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Leo DiCaprio pointing while holding a drink and a cigarette, likely saying “that’s Chappie”
October 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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As always, the third Krassenstein brother nails it
When Mamdani won the Democratic nomination in July, I reported at the time that the voters were done asking for permission from the party or the media or other self-appointed betters. It's a theme I've seen in protest after protest that I've covered since: people aren't waiting for the courts, the FBI, the Democratic Party or any other institutions. They're putting faith in themselves.
October 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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A PlayStation trophy notification that says: SATIATE THE ANTIFA SLUT You have earned a trophy!
October 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Butter SZN
Toddler timberlands. Fresh butters.
October 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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A Golden Retriever in a football uniform and helmet, from the movie Air Bud: Golden Receiver
October 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Album full of bangers but this one takes it for me.
Spotify screenshot of Milking Table by Taylor Swift Sucked his dick through the umbrella hole of a table at lunch
October 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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I know it’s extremely early-middle age, white male coded, but I’ve been revamping my bag for the last 6-8 months, top to bottom,and it brings me so much joy. Sucks that the world is ending.
Picture of my golf bag. -Red/White/Blue Sun Mountain Bag - Titleist GT2 Driver - Titleist GT3 3W - TaylorMade P770 4-PW - Vokey 50 & 56 degree - Evnroll ER2 Putter
September 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Poster for Wild Wild West starring Will Smith and Kevin Kline
September 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Mario embracing a pregnant Sonic the Hedgehog
September 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Can check
An ice cold can of Miller Lite
September 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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You’re telling me we’re just now figuring out that Malcolm Gladwell might be a moron POS?
You have probably heard of Gladwell’s books, which explore broad psychosocial questions such as why our instincts are more reliable than we may think. This particular question is the subject of his second book, Blink. The last chapter of the book begins with an account of the murder of Amadou Diallo. In 1999, four white policemen shot Diallo — a Guinean immigrant who could barely speak any English — 19 times because he was “acting suspiciously” by reaching into his pocket. This anecdote sets up the question of why snap judgements — shown throughout the book to be incredibly accurate in some instances — can go disastrously wrong. Gladwell’s answer? “Temporary autism.”
September 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Jonah Hill
September 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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I was talking about FOOTBALL
Not sure how to describe this one honestly
August 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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YouTube screenshot of a video that says “Best 3 Hours of Elevator Music”
August 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Flex seal guy slapping tape on leaking water tank that has Aaron Nola as the leaking tank, flex seal guy as Caleb Cotham, and the word “Knuckleball” on the tape.
August 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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This guy was holding a full conversation with a cockatoo outside of Wawa this morning. (the same one they caught the guy jerking off in his car the other day)

*reposted to remove license plate*
August 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM