Dr. Scott Crotum (Kwisatz Habbersett)
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Philly sports sufferer - Go Birds
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You don’t bench Hurts. Pretty straight forward. He’s just gotta play better, like everybody else.
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
You don’t bench Hurts. Pretty straight forward. He’s just gotta play better, like everybody else.
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this
Finally
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Finally
Flyers have had so many good chances
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Flyers have had so many good chances
Is that good
Eagles News: Philadelphia’s worst offensive stretch in 13 years
www.bleedinggreennation.com/news/165869/...
www.bleedinggreennation.com/news/165869/...
Eagles News: Philadelphia’s worst offensive stretch in 13 years
Philadelphia Eagles news and links for 12/9/25.
www.bleedinggreennation.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Is that good
Just give Jalen a good coach please I’m dying
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Just give Jalen a good coach please I’m dying
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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Fellas, is it hella sweet to trans your gender?
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fellas, is it hella sweet to trans your gender?
I despise ESP as a person. He should have been run out of town years ago.
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I despise ESP as a person. He should have been run out of town years ago.
Yes, he was the Super Bowl MVP. So was Nick Foles. I’m simply *asking* him to show some sign of it, again.
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Yes, he was the Super Bowl MVP. So was Nick Foles. I’m simply *asking* him to show some sign of it, again.
“Timing throws aren’t his thing” well that’s something you can and should have learned by now, brother. We’re not talking about arm talent. This is a completely learnable trait.
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“Timing throws aren’t his thing” well that’s something you can and should have learned by now, brother. We’re not talking about arm talent. This is a completely learnable trait.
“Stop asking your franchise quarterback, who we will endlessly remind you was SB MVP, to throw the ball” is a take that we’re supposed to just like…accept?
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
“Stop asking your franchise quarterback, who we will endlessly remind you was SB MVP, to throw the ball” is a take that we’re supposed to just like…accept?
I do think at some point we’re going to have to acknowledge the absurdity behind the idea that Jalen is a really good QB but you can’t ask him to throw the ball a ton because that’s not his thing.
It needs to be his thing! He’s a quarterback!
It needs to be his thing! He’s a quarterback!
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I do think at some point we’re going to have to acknowledge the absurdity behind the idea that Jalen is a really good QB but you can’t ask him to throw the ball a ton because that’s not his thing.
It needs to be his thing! He’s a quarterback!
It needs to be his thing! He’s a quarterback!
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Raiders outright
The Eagles are 11.5-point favorites over the Raiders Week 15.
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Raiders outright
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time to bring in scabby the negativity rat
Imagine Eagles players staring at the positivity rabbit down 17-3 at halftime tonight 🦅🏈
December 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
time to bring in scabby the negativity rat
JAMEIS
We can’t send care packages now??
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
JAMEIS
Getting jerked off by the hamburger helper
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Getting jerked off by the hamburger helper
Too many intrusive thoughts
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Too many intrusive thoughts
At the end of the day, all you have to do is imagine what this offense could/should look like with a real play-calling HC. There’s your biggest shortcoming.
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
At the end of the day, all you have to do is imagine what this offense could/should look like with a real play-calling HC. There’s your biggest shortcoming.
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“They just find ways to win” is a team’s economic indicator that the bubble is about to pop
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
“They just find ways to win” is a team’s economic indicator that the bubble is about to pop
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I'm still so baffled about this end of half play. There are 10 seconds left and you have a timeout. Why not use the middle of the field (or run it) here??
#Eagles
#Eagles
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I'm still so baffled about this end of half play. There are 10 seconds left and you have a timeout. Why not use the middle of the field (or run it) here??
#Eagles
#Eagles
More like Nick Siri-GONE-i, amirite folks?
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
More like Nick Siri-GONE-i, amirite folks?
Clearly, the eggs didn’t send a strong enough message
December 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Clearly, the eggs didn’t send a strong enough message
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