Tarantula Handsome
@tarantulahandsome.bsky.social
Heavy Glam, with a Punky, Gothic twist!
Yorkshire's Most Reliable Band ©️
"Not as bad as I thought they would be" - Alex's Mum.
✊🏻🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
www.tarantulahandsome.com
Yorkshire's Most Reliable Band ©️
"Not as bad as I thought they would be" - Alex's Mum.
✊🏻🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
www.tarantulahandsome.com
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It’s practically a work of art that he thinks we’re all that stupid.
February 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
It’s practically a work of art that he thinks we’re all that stupid.
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Worse than Johnson. Johnson was all desperate self-preservation. This guy cunts off people decent people for the love of the game.
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Worse than Johnson. Johnson was all desperate self-preservation. This guy cunts off people decent people for the love of the game.
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
As per our other socials, apologies, but we have no choice but to pull out of tonight's gig at The Primrose.
We absolutely refuse point blank to share a platform with fascists.
Anyone who has bought tickets to see us, please contact us for a refund
We absolutely refuse point blank to share a platform with fascists.
Anyone who has bought tickets to see us, please contact us for a refund
January 31, 2026 at 8:24 AM
As per our other socials, apologies, but we have no choice but to pull out of tonight's gig at The Primrose.
We absolutely refuse point blank to share a platform with fascists.
Anyone who has bought tickets to see us, please contact us for a refund
We absolutely refuse point blank to share a platform with fascists.
Anyone who has bought tickets to see us, please contact us for a refund
I just woke from a dream where I was a top union boss and I shouted at Keir Starmer and called him an over promoted Estate Agent and made him flinch.
January 30, 2026 at 7:34 AM
I just woke from a dream where I was a top union boss and I shouted at Keir Starmer and called him an over promoted Estate Agent and made him flinch.
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Centrists: Let me tell you why you need to be happy and vote for more of the same segregation and marginalisation.
Minorities: Why?
Centrists: Because if you don't you're going to get more of the same segregation and marginalisation. Also the bad people might be bad to me too.
Minorities: Why?
Centrists: Because if you don't you're going to get more of the same segregation and marginalisation. Also the bad people might be bad to me too.
January 29, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Centrists: Let me tell you why you need to be happy and vote for more of the same segregation and marginalisation.
Minorities: Why?
Centrists: Because if you don't you're going to get more of the same segregation and marginalisation. Also the bad people might be bad to me too.
Minorities: Why?
Centrists: Because if you don't you're going to get more of the same segregation and marginalisation. Also the bad people might be bad to me too.
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It had better not be the fucking Wombles.
Love them fuzzy Sarf Londoners.
Love them fuzzy Sarf Londoners.
January 17, 2026 at 4:12 PM
It had better not be the fucking Wombles.
Love them fuzzy Sarf Londoners.
Love them fuzzy Sarf Londoners.
Woody Guthrie~ All You Fascists Bound To Lose
YouTube video by UnAmericanBandstand
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January 10, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Tear the fascists down - Woody Guthrie
YouTube video by Mshrms
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January 10, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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you ever notice that Archduke Franz Ferdinand is just Kier Starmer with a fake moustache?
January 9, 2026 at 1:20 PM
you ever notice that Archduke Franz Ferdinand is just Kier Starmer with a fake moustache?
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It's so quaint how in the 90s we worried that kids were gonna get fucked up by tamagotchis and now they're just giving every kid a free robot that generates child porn and tells you how to commit suicide
January 7, 2026 at 8:55 AM
It's so quaint how in the 90s we worried that kids were gonna get fucked up by tamagotchis and now they're just giving every kid a free robot that generates child porn and tells you how to commit suicide
Happy #Caturday, you lazy ole, scruffy ole moggy #CounceCat.
I guess I'm not getting my jumper back until tmoz 😼💤
I guess I'm not getting my jumper back until tmoz 😼💤
January 4, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Happy #Caturday, you lazy ole, scruffy ole moggy #CounceCat.
I guess I'm not getting my jumper back until tmoz 😼💤
I guess I'm not getting my jumper back until tmoz 😼💤
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Happy New Year ✨️
We hope the upcoming year is kind to you. We are looking forward to actioning some of our ambitious plans to provide security, stability, and opportunity to our community.
A look ahead to 2026 for us:
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We hope the upcoming year is kind to you. We are looking forward to actioning some of our ambitious plans to provide security, stability, and opportunity to our community.
A look ahead to 2026 for us:
1/
January 1, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Happy New Year ✨️
We hope the upcoming year is kind to you. We are looking forward to actioning some of our ambitious plans to provide security, stability, and opportunity to our community.
A look ahead to 2026 for us:
1/
We hope the upcoming year is kind to you. We are looking forward to actioning some of our ambitious plans to provide security, stability, and opportunity to our community.
A look ahead to 2026 for us:
1/
Why did you turn off replies to this?
Was it because everyone was being abundantly clear about the extent of dislike for Starmer & Reeves?
Why is it in any way surprising, when they've made every effort to alienate their core of progressive voters to chase right-wingers who always hated them anyway?
Was it because everyone was being abundantly clear about the extent of dislike for Starmer & Reeves?
Why is it in any way surprising, when they've made every effort to alienate their core of progressive voters to chase right-wingers who always hated them anyway?
Glad the FT is asking the question. Even if I’m not convinced they found a compelling answer.
I get that Starmer & Reeves are unpopular, I really don’t understand the extent of the dislike.
www.ft.com/content/1995... ‘There’s a real dislike, even loathing’: why voters hate Starmer and Reeves
I get that Starmer & Reeves are unpopular, I really don’t understand the extent of the dislike.
www.ft.com/content/1995... ‘There’s a real dislike, even loathing’: why voters hate Starmer and Reeves
‘There’s a real dislike, even loathing’: why voters hate Starmer and Reeves
Allies concede the prime minister and chancellor have made mistakes yet the level of disdain towards them is still striking
www.ft.com
December 31, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Why did you turn off replies to this?
Was it because everyone was being abundantly clear about the extent of dislike for Starmer & Reeves?
Why is it in any way surprising, when they've made every effort to alienate their core of progressive voters to chase right-wingers who always hated them anyway?
Was it because everyone was being abundantly clear about the extent of dislike for Starmer & Reeves?
Why is it in any way surprising, when they've made every effort to alienate their core of progressive voters to chase right-wingers who always hated them anyway?
Once held the shithouse door open for Johnny Ball on my way out at a theatre. He politely thanked me and nodded.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Once held the shithouse door open for Johnny Ball on my way out at a theatre. He politely thanked me and nodded.
#CounceCat is confused and thinks it may be #Caturday because the idiot humans have been around all the time. Soz, moggy 😽
December 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
#CounceCat is confused and thinks it may be #Caturday because the idiot humans have been around all the time. Soz, moggy 😽
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David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
Scruffy ole #CounceCat is confused as to whether it's #Caturday, due to the Christmas perenium misunderstanding 🤔😼💤
December 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Scruffy ole #CounceCat is confused as to whether it's #Caturday, due to the Christmas perenium misunderstanding 🤔😼💤
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December 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
#KirkyKat would like to say huge thanks to everyone @vinylsanta.bsky.social who graft away to bring us #VinylSanta.
Well, she would, if she wasn't a grumpy old moggy with a fondness for biting people 😸
Happy Vinylmas all 👍🏻
Well, she would, if she wasn't a grumpy old moggy with a fondness for biting people 😸
Happy Vinylmas all 👍🏻
December 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
#KirkyKat would like to say huge thanks to everyone @vinylsanta.bsky.social who graft away to bring us #VinylSanta.
Well, she would, if she wasn't a grumpy old moggy with a fondness for biting people 😸
Happy Vinylmas all 👍🏻
Well, she would, if she wasn't a grumpy old moggy with a fondness for biting people 😸
Happy Vinylmas all 👍🏻
A fantastic selection from my mystery benefactor #VinylSanta
Bob Dylan, a lovely looking Cult 7" and White Denim on clear/white vinyl.
Thank you very much. Despite not giving much away on the profile it seems you know me well 😸
Bob Dylan, a lovely looking Cult 7" and White Denim on clear/white vinyl.
Thank you very much. Despite not giving much away on the profile it seems you know me well 😸
December 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A fantastic selection from my mystery benefactor #VinylSanta
Bob Dylan, a lovely looking Cult 7" and White Denim on clear/white vinyl.
Thank you very much. Despite not giving much away on the profile it seems you know me well 😸
Bob Dylan, a lovely looking Cult 7" and White Denim on clear/white vinyl.
Thank you very much. Despite not giving much away on the profile it seems you know me well 😸
December 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
World's Strongest Man is on at 1800 GMT tonight, so it won't clash with #VinylSanta which is frankly one of the greatest presents I could recieve this year.
Huzzah! 🏋♀️⚫️🎅
Huzzah! 🏋♀️⚫️🎅
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
World's Strongest Man is on at 1800 GMT tonight, so it won't clash with #VinylSanta which is frankly one of the greatest presents I could recieve this year.
Huzzah! 🏋♀️⚫️🎅
Huzzah! 🏋♀️⚫️🎅