Tao of Stieb
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Occasional Blue Jays contributor, Sportsnet. Not Dave Stieb, nor a parody thereof.
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Great screen by Emily Clark on the first goal. Exactly what Ottawa needed more of.
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Great screen by Emily Clark on the first goal. Exactly what Ottawa needed more of.
One reason I’m glad not to be at the Ottawa Charge - Vancouver Goldeneyes game is because it would have meant booing too many “welcome back” videos.
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
One reason I’m glad not to be at the Ottawa Charge - Vancouver Goldeneyes game is because it would have meant booing too many “welcome back” videos.
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The Starting Mo tation
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The Starting Mo tation
Okay, Maritimers who have lost themselves in Upper Canada: Where can I find Ganong chocolates here? I don't see any Red Wrap/Delecto/Chicken Bones at Loblaws or Shoppers this year.
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Okay, Maritimers who have lost themselves in Upper Canada: Where can I find Ganong chocolates here? I don't see any Red Wrap/Delecto/Chicken Bones at Loblaws or Shoppers this year.
Only missed it by six wins.
The Jays are winning 100 games.
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Only missed it by six wins.
It’s hard to listen to a podcast when you know the host thinks you are a moron.
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It’s hard to listen to a podcast when you know the host thinks you are a moron.
Question to you, the wise folks:
Can a non-Christmas/holiday song become a holiday song by virtue of its inclusion in a Christmas movie?
I’m thinking of “Put a Little Love In Your Heart” from Scrooged, or “Pennies From Heaven” from Elf.
What say you, sagacious friends?
Can a non-Christmas/holiday song become a holiday song by virtue of its inclusion in a Christmas movie?
I’m thinking of “Put a Little Love In Your Heart” from Scrooged, or “Pennies From Heaven” from Elf.
What say you, sagacious friends?
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Question to you, the wise folks:
Can a non-Christmas/holiday song become a holiday song by virtue of its inclusion in a Christmas movie?
I’m thinking of “Put a Little Love In Your Heart” from Scrooged, or “Pennies From Heaven” from Elf.
What say you, sagacious friends?
Can a non-Christmas/holiday song become a holiday song by virtue of its inclusion in a Christmas movie?
I’m thinking of “Put a Little Love In Your Heart” from Scrooged, or “Pennies From Heaven” from Elf.
What say you, sagacious friends?
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Max Scherzer talking like he’s already signed on with the Jays for 2026. He didnt outright say it but he’s talking about We and Us and winning next year www.reddit.com/r/Torontoblu...
From the Torontobluejays community on Reddit: Max Scherzer is asked if there’s unfinished business in Toronto. He sure said WE and OUR a lot.
Explore this post and more from the Torontobluejays community
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November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Max Scherzer talking like he’s already signed on with the Jays for 2026. He didnt outright say it but he’s talking about We and Us and winning next year www.reddit.com/r/Torontoblu...
I picked up the new version of EA Sports NHL video game on sale. I’m absolutely delighted to report that my all-time favourite stupid bug remains in the game.
In certain game modes, if you are using a team with Wayne Gretzky, it changes his number to 97. Because number 99 is retired.
In certain game modes, if you are using a team with Wayne Gretzky, it changes his number to 97. Because number 99 is retired.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I picked up the new version of EA Sports NHL video game on sale. I’m absolutely delighted to report that my all-time favourite stupid bug remains in the game.
In certain game modes, if you are using a team with Wayne Gretzky, it changes his number to 97. Because number 99 is retired.
In certain game modes, if you are using a team with Wayne Gretzky, it changes his number to 97. Because number 99 is retired.
Does anyone understand what the Cards are doing at this point?
The first of presumably several trades for the #STLCards this offseason:
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/11/card...
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/11/card...
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Does anyone understand what the Cards are doing at this point?
You'll never guess who has the absolute shittiest take about Penny Oleksiak.
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You'll never guess who has the absolute shittiest take about Penny Oleksiak.
Ronja was so good in the season opener. She’s a star.
KEEPING OUR CORE TOGETHER 🔥
We're excited to announce contract extensions for forward Gabbie Hughes and defender Ronja Savolainen!
📰 ow.ly/rXnI50XxA0F
We're excited to announce contract extensions for forward Gabbie Hughes and defender Ronja Savolainen!
📰 ow.ly/rXnI50XxA0F
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Ronja was so good in the season opener. She’s a star.
I’m really growing to dislike Los Angeles sports teams.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I’m really growing to dislike Los Angeles sports teams.
Fabian Zetterlund.
a woman says he 's an absolute dream while standing next to another woman
Alt: a woman says he 's an absolute dream while standing next to another woman
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Fabian Zetterlund.
The Sens and Kings are like me in my 20’s: No goals.
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The Sens and Kings are like me in my 20’s: No goals.
He honestly believes that it is the vulgarity that makes a “roast” most effective.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
He honestly believes that it is the vulgarity that makes a “roast” most effective.
Listen, of all of the bad choices I make on a daily basis, my food choices are down the list of what’s wrong with me.
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Listen, of all of the bad choices I make on a daily basis, my food choices are down the list of what’s wrong with me.
Absolute beauty. I think about this guy like other men think about the Roman Empire.
Mark Eichhorn
Pitcher
Debut: 1982 - Retired: 1996
BAL - TOR - ANA - ATL
Pitcher
Debut: 1982 - Retired: 1996
BAL - TOR - ANA - ATL
Mark Eichhorn at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Mark Eichhorn
baseball-reference.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Absolute beauty. I think about this guy like other men think about the Roman Empire.
One other thing about my Ottawa Charge experience last night.
I drove to TD Place knowing that the parking on site was sold out. Figured I would take a shot at street parking within walking distance.
It took me 45 minutes to find a spot 2 KM away from the rink. Got there just as the puck dropped.
I drove to TD Place knowing that the parking on site was sold out. Figured I would take a shot at street parking within walking distance.
It took me 45 minutes to find a spot 2 KM away from the rink. Got there just as the puck dropped.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
One other thing about my Ottawa Charge experience last night.
I drove to TD Place knowing that the parking on site was sold out. Figured I would take a shot at street parking within walking distance.
It took me 45 minutes to find a spot 2 KM away from the rink. Got there just as the puck dropped.
I drove to TD Place knowing that the parking on site was sold out. Figured I would take a shot at street parking within walking distance.
It took me 45 minutes to find a spot 2 KM away from the rink. Got there just as the puck dropped.
Ready for some Uncle Tao Ottawa Charge posts? There are three of you who tolerate these and four of you who wish I’d buzz off. Anyways…this is for the three of you.
-That game coulda been 8-0 if it wasn’t for Gwyneth Philips. She was outstanding, and let down by her defence in the 3rd.
-That game coulda been 8-0 if it wasn’t for Gwyneth Philips. She was outstanding, and let down by her defence in the 3rd.
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Ready for some Uncle Tao Ottawa Charge posts? There are three of you who tolerate these and four of you who wish I’d buzz off. Anyways…this is for the three of you.
-That game coulda been 8-0 if it wasn’t for Gwyneth Philips. She was outstanding, and let down by her defence in the 3rd.
-That game coulda been 8-0 if it wasn’t for Gwyneth Philips. She was outstanding, and let down by her defence in the 3rd.
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✋ The Martian
👉 The Munch King
👉 The Munch King
We don’t talk enough about how Jasson Dominguez is the Munch King.
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
✋ The Martian
👉 The Munch King
👉 The Munch King
And the whole damn place goes crazy twice
And it's once for the Devil, and once for Christ
But the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
We're busted in the blinding lights
Of closing time (closing time, closing time, closing time)
And it's once for the Devil, and once for Christ
But the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
We're busted in the blinding lights
Of closing time (closing time, closing time, closing time)
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
And the whole damn place goes crazy twice
And it's once for the Devil, and once for Christ
But the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
We're busted in the blinding lights
Of closing time (closing time, closing time, closing time)
And it's once for the Devil, and once for Christ
But the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
We're busted in the blinding lights
Of closing time (closing time, closing time, closing time)
Welp. The arse is out of ‘er now for the ladies of the Ottawa Charge.
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Welp. The arse is out of ‘er now for the ladies of the Ottawa Charge.