Tao of Stieb
@taoofstieb.bsky.social
Occasional Blue Jays contributor, Sportsnet. Not Dave Stieb, nor a parody thereof.
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And the whole damn place goes crazy twice
And it's once for the Devil, and once for Christ
But the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
We're busted in the blinding lights
Of closing time (closing time, closing time, closing time)
And it's once for the Devil, and once for Christ
But the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
We're busted in the blinding lights
Of closing time (closing time, closing time, closing time)
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
And the whole damn place goes crazy twice
And it's once for the Devil, and once for Christ
But the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
We're busted in the blinding lights
Of closing time (closing time, closing time, closing time)
And it's once for the Devil, and once for Christ
But the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
We're busted in the blinding lights
Of closing time (closing time, closing time, closing time)
Dick, Rob and Barry.
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Dick, Rob and Barry.
Back on this bullshit. Go Sens Go.
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Back on this bullshit. Go Sens Go.
Apparently, Bo is a Second Team All-MLB starting pitcher, and Vlad is a First Team All-MLB reliever. It was a confusing season.
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Apparently, Bo is a Second Team All-MLB starting pitcher, and Vlad is a First Team All-MLB reliever. It was a confusing season.
The second of this post is even more unhinged.
“I don’t care about the “social emotional growth” of my sons” is a hell of a statement.
“I don’t care about the “social emotional growth” of my sons” is a hell of a statement.
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The second of this post is even more unhinged.
“I don’t care about the “social emotional growth” of my sons” is a hell of a statement.
“I don’t care about the “social emotional growth” of my sons” is a hell of a statement.
Here’s the list, which cuts off at Anthony Gose at 30th.
November 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Here’s the list, which cuts off at Anthony Gose at 30th.
I believe Whitney Houston sang it better.
November 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I believe Whitney Houston sang it better.
Get off my bandwagon, you.
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Get off my bandwagon, you.
Jays can’t consider pulling Yesavage until the bill of his cap is completely soaked through.
October 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Jays can’t consider pulling Yesavage until the bill of his cap is completely soaked through.
Guess who? Two pieces in one day. He’s unimpressed with Ohtani.
October 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Guess who? Two pieces in one day. He’s unimpressed with Ohtani.
Hmm…one of these teams apparently has only two good hitters.🤔
October 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Hmm…one of these teams apparently has only two good hitters.🤔
The 2025 Toronto Blue Jays
October 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The 2025 Toronto Blue Jays
A study in questionable life choices.
October 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
A study in questionable life choices.
Imagine not appreciating Ernie Clement.
October 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Imagine not appreciating Ernie Clement.
So the resale ticket market is working great. Gates open in three hours! Scumbag Capitalism, yeah!
October 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
So the resale ticket market is working great. Gates open in three hours! Scumbag Capitalism, yeah!
Which is a bargain compared to these ones at $3008 per ticket.
October 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Which is a bargain compared to these ones at $3008 per ticket.
Hey, let’s hear it for the person who is trying to sell two seats in the accessible section for folks with mobility challenges at $2578 apiece.
October 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Hey, let’s hear it for the person who is trying to sell two seats in the accessible section for folks with mobility challenges at $2578 apiece.
When you recognize that number 47 and number 7 were on base for number 4’s big swing.
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
When you recognize that number 47 and number 7 were on base for number 4’s big swing.
I picked one up inside the dome tonight.
October 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I picked one up inside the dome tonight.
I see you Ken Rosenthal. I don’t like you. And my friends don’t like you either.
October 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I see you Ken Rosenthal. I don’t like you. And my friends don’t like you either.
I’m not sure arms are supposed to bend like that. Nevertheless…Let’s go!
October 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I’m not sure arms are supposed to bend like that. Nevertheless…Let’s go!
Imagine posting the most shameless thing on Bluesky, and leaving it up for almost a full hour and not getting a single stitch of engagement with it despite your willingness to debase yourself for the worst people to like you.
October 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Imagine posting the most shameless thing on Bluesky, and leaving it up for almost a full hour and not getting a single stitch of engagement with it despite your willingness to debase yourself for the worst people to like you.
"Beauty is truth, truth beauty,"—that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
October 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
"Beauty is truth, truth beauty,"—that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.