Samantha
@tafonomia.bsky.social
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wow I wonder why my entire body was in the air in the first place
Absolutely INSANE use of passive voice in this CNN piece
just incredible
@katmabu.bsky.social “landed on the ground” during the protest???
just incredible
@katmabu.bsky.social “landed on the ground” during the protest???
October 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
wow I wonder why my entire body was in the air in the first place
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READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
May 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
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Back in my day we didn't have the internet and if we wanted shitposts we had to go to the drug store and buy a pack of them for 25 cents they were called Garbage Pail Kids
April 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Back in my day we didn't have the internet and if we wanted shitposts we had to go to the drug store and buy a pack of them for 25 cents they were called Garbage Pail Kids
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guy who takes dinosaur shaped magic grow capsules as their morning medication
March 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
guy who takes dinosaur shaped magic grow capsules as their morning medication
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they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever
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Oh yeah you’re flying around in space, shooting fucking lasers and rockets, oh yeah real quick let me get a CHICKEN so that gonzo can see it? When gonzo’s entire act has revolved around chickens for YEARS and he does his job???
I don't have to dream on because I KNOW that if I saw Gonzo coming I would have everything taken care of. I think Gonzo's case of distractibility is different than the rest of those buddies. Miss Piggy isn't going after just any frog, her nonsense is centered on KERMIT.
February 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Oh yeah you’re flying around in space, shooting fucking lasers and rockets, oh yeah real quick let me get a CHICKEN so that gonzo can see it? When gonzo’s entire act has revolved around chickens for YEARS and he does his job???
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sucks that this is all happening in an era where we’re burdened with the knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you
February 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
sucks that this is all happening in an era where we’re burdened with the knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you
Maybe instead of constantly claiming he's "cursed" the Deku Tree should stop eating nasty crap.
January 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Maybe instead of constantly claiming he's "cursed" the Deku Tree should stop eating nasty crap.