sylvanwoods.bsky.social
@sylvanwoods.bsky.social
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So uh, if anyone knows a good intermediate software engineer or high junior ready for that next step.....

We're a small team, which means lots of autonomy and you can learn a bunch of stuff.

Also working with me, maybe that's a bonus.
Software Engineer Job in Auckland CBD, Auckland - SEEK
Full-stack engineer. Small team, big ownership, modern practices, most Fridays off. Ship code that lands on real construction sites.
www.seek.co.nz
February 17, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Well now, would you look at that?

A massive study of NEARLY 300,000 people in the United States found that receiving an updated 2024-2025 mRNA COVID-19 vaccine REDUCED people’s risk of SEVERE disease AND death in ALL age groups, REGARDLESS of immunity from prior infection or vaccination.
February 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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GOOD NEWS! A UNIVERSAL sarbecovirus vaccine candidate has officially started clinical trials! GBP511 is the FIRST vaccine to reach human testing that is intended to protect against MULTIPLE strains of SARS-CoV-2 as well as other related coronaviruses with the potential to spark dangerous outbreaks.
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but Luxon claiming his Mum and Dad would let him stay up and watch State of Origin when it wasn't broadcast live here until 1990, and he would have been 20 years old #nzpol
February 16, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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Anyway, if you're at MfE, they're sacking you soon. So remember: leak it all before you go. All of it.
February 16, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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jesus fucking christ this is dark
My god do we need UBI

“Researchers have found that when a new plasma center opens in a neighborhood, foot traffic at local grocery stores increases, interest in payday loans declines and crime goes down, an indication of the way money from plasma props up households’ finances for necessities.“
Middle-class Americans are selling their plasma to make ends meet
Last year, people in the U.S. made an estimated $4.7 billion selling their plasma. Donation centers are popping up in middle-class neighborhoods, including suburban strip malls and college towns.
www.nbcnews.com
February 16, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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If you're interested in MfE's reports or use their data, better load it up to the wayback machine pronto.

#nzpol
National orcishness continues, with a bill to disestablish MfE bills.parliament.nz/v/6/27caed65...
House
bills.parliament.nz
February 16, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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Holding a flimsy umbrella against the weather to protect pork barrel funding for foreign sporting organizations while the country drowns and is flattened by wind and being sycophantically praised for it by your own team really should be a symbol of this govt's priorities but let's see how it's read.
Image for those who missed it ...
February 15, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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He is, after all, the man who heroically held up the umbrella in the rain at Eden Park. I feel this is a significant moment in our nation's history.
February 15, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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The Trump years were dark. But in little NZ they never lost hope. For NZ had a leader of rare and inspiring character.
In the face of endless climate disaster and economic implosion, he always had just the right uplifting words:
"Welcome to IKEA"
"Welcome to State of Origin"
"Check out my Spotify"
February 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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I refuse to believe he did this unprompted
February 15, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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What an absolutely stellar display of arse-kissing from the poster
February 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Image for those who missed it ...
February 15, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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Jesus
If you are in a perpetual cycle of response and recovery with inadequate preparation, planning and mitigation, no we are not getting good at this.
February 15, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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I THOUGHT TAXPAYER AND RATEPAYER MONEY WAS MEANT TO GO ON CORE SERVICES NOT "NICE TO HAVE'S" YOU EGG
Is there ANYTHING ELSE the PM should be doing instead of announcing he's given NZ taxpayer money to move an Australian Inter-State footy game to a stadium that sucks.
February 15, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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Next up: Luxon uses govt money to host a 1st round FA Cup match in Dunedin. Announces plans to fund a series of UK school sports day events across Northland schools.
Is there ANYTHING ELSE the PM should be doing instead of announcing he's given NZ taxpayer money to move an Australian Inter-State footy game to a stadium that sucks.
February 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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In a 21st century special, this 'summer' Wellington has had figurative Shitsville and, now, literal Shitsville.
Worst. Summer. Ever. *Homer Simpson voice* Worst summer ever so far.
February 15, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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Worst. Summer. Ever. *Homer Simpson voice* Worst summer ever so far.
February 15, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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So here's a thing. Us local government workers, as well as our day jobs, are your civil defence emergency ops centre staff. When are we going to start resourcing this properly??
February 15, 2026 at 7:40 AM
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Mayor @andrewlittlenz.bsky.social and WW CEO Pat Dougherty will also be there. Head along whānau. #nzpol @julieannegenter.greens.org.nz @greens.org.nz
February 15, 2026 at 7:33 AM
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It’s official: Republicans have let funding for FEMA, TSA and the Coast Guard lapse.

Rather than work with House Democrats on commonsense reforms to ICE, Republicans have chosen to SHUT DOWN the entire Department of Homeland Security.
February 14, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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Man certainly seems like we've got a fucken heap of water infrastructure problems in terms of drinking, waste and stormwater around the motu right now - let me count them - ah yes, that's Three Waters.
February 14, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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We are depriving so many people of life saving care.
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 AM