deebo samuel alito
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14 years of "What’s happening?" and the answer was consistently "nothing good." Time to deactivate.
January 28, 2026 at 5:56 AM
14 years of "What’s happening?" and the answer was consistently "nothing good." Time to deactivate.
The funniest thing about tonight's episode of #TheTraitors is it's pretty much the 1992 presidential election. Colton is basically Ross Perot.
Colton on Traitors is perennially Dick Cheney style shotgunning the faithfuls.
January 23, 2026 at 4:35 AM
The funniest thing about tonight's episode of #TheTraitors is it's pretty much the 1992 presidential election. Colton is basically Ross Perot.
Colton on Traitors is perennially Dick Cheney style shotgunning the faithfuls.
January 23, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Colton on Traitors is perennially Dick Cheney style shotgunning the faithfuls.
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SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
January 22, 2026 at 7:13 PM
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers:
Dua Lipa
boygenius
Natalia Lafourcade
Paramore
Karol G
Dua Lipa
boygenius
Natalia Lafourcade
Paramore
Karol G
five concerts you've seen with women lead singers:
halsey (badlands tour 2016)
halsey (hopeless fountain kingdom tour 2017)
halsey (govball headliner 2021)
halsey (the great impersonator tour 2025)
halsey (back to badlands tour 2025)
i do not have a problem
halsey (badlands tour 2016)
halsey (hopeless fountain kingdom tour 2017)
halsey (govball headliner 2021)
halsey (the great impersonator tour 2025)
halsey (back to badlands tour 2025)
i do not have a problem
Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers:
Beyonce (Mrs. Carter Tour)
Beyonce (Renaissance World Tour)
Beyonce (Cowboy Carter Tour)
Ariana Grande (sweetener tour)
Megan Thee Stallion (hot girl summer tour)
Beyonce (Mrs. Carter Tour)
Beyonce (Renaissance World Tour)
Beyonce (Cowboy Carter Tour)
Ariana Grande (sweetener tour)
Megan Thee Stallion (hot girl summer tour)
January 22, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers:
Dua Lipa
boygenius
Natalia Lafourcade
Paramore
Karol G
Dua Lipa
boygenius
Natalia Lafourcade
Paramore
Karol G
Member of the British Labour party in 2026 lecturing us on being liked lmao. I truly hope 28 days later happens to that god forsaken terf island.
January 21, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Member of the British Labour party in 2026 lecturing us on being liked lmao. I truly hope 28 days later happens to that god forsaken terf island.
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In the van with your family on a Sunday afternoon when the highest maintenance member of your league (who for various reasons you can't actually kick out) texts they are quitting unless you make a rule change literally zero other managers support
Breaking NYT:
Trump is now claiming that one reason he's pushing to acquire Greenland is that he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize, according to a message he sent to Norway's prime minister over the weekend.
Jonas Gahr Store, Norway's leader, received the text message on Sunday.
Trump is now claiming that one reason he's pushing to acquire Greenland is that he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize, according to a message he sent to Norway's prime minister over the weekend.
Jonas Gahr Store, Norway's leader, received the text message on Sunday.
Denied Peace Prize, Trump Tells Norway He’ll Push for Greenland
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:36 PM
In the van with your family on a Sunday afternoon when the highest maintenance member of your league (who for various reasons you can't actually kick out) texts they are quitting unless you make a rule change literally zero other managers support
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Kyle Shanahan calling a fullback option against the best run defense of all time down by a touchdown in the first quarter in a stadium that can be heard from the moon
January 18, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Kyle Shanahan calling a fullback option against the best run defense of all time down by a touchdown in the first quarter in a stadium that can be heard from the moon
Norv Turner just ascended to heaven on that FB option
January 18, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Norv Turner just ascended to heaven on that FB option
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For about as long as many people on this site have been alive the core business model of Adobe has been to look directly into the eyes of their core clientele and whisper “we fucking hate you”
From Dare Obasanjo on Mastodon. Adobe is hitting the floor. #AI
January 17, 2026 at 6:17 PM
For about as long as many people on this site have been alive the core business model of Adobe has been to look directly into the eyes of their core clientele and whisper “we fucking hate you”
The US needs to up their aura for WBC merch to match these Caribbean greats.
January 15, 2026 at 4:51 PM
The US needs to up their aura for WBC merch to match these Caribbean greats.
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Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
January 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
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Wins in the past 33 days:
Minnesota Vikings: 4
Green Bay Packers: 0
Minnesota Vikings: 4
Green Bay Packers: 0
January 11, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Wins in the past 33 days:
Minnesota Vikings: 4
Green Bay Packers: 0
Minnesota Vikings: 4
Green Bay Packers: 0
Last Bowie post:
Updated the his and hers record wall.
Updated the his and hers record wall.
January 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Last Bowie post:
Updated the his and hers record wall.
Updated the his and hers record wall.
Sobbing in the gym when Bowie's Lazarus came on.
January 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Sobbing in the gym when Bowie's Lazarus came on.
Just put the voice chat in the bag and fix the memleaks you fucking freaks
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January 10, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Just put the voice chat in the bag and fix the memleaks you fucking freaks
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How hard I go at the gym is directly correlated to how girlypop my music is blasting
two anime girls are dancing in a video with a play button
Alt: two anime girls are dancing in a video with a play button
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January 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
How hard I go at the gym is directly correlated to how girlypop my music is blasting
A Wizard of Earthsea
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
A Wizard of Earthsea
I'm not crying because of this stupid show. But Purple Rain makes me cry every time.
TWO HOURS!?
fuck right off
fuck right off
January 1, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I'm not crying because of this stupid show. But Purple Rain makes me cry every time.
TWO HOURS!?
fuck right off
fuck right off
January 1, 2026 at 4:21 AM
TWO HOURS!?
fuck right off
fuck right off
Who else is in their kitchen drunkenly dancing to Dua Lipa's "Levitating" after winning multiple fantasy championships?
December 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Who else is in their kitchen drunkenly dancing to Dua Lipa's "Levitating" after winning multiple fantasy championships?
Make a Bond movie casual
Skyfloat
Skyfloat
Make a Bond movie casual
The Spy Who Tolerated Me
The Spy Who Tolerated Me
Make a Bond movie casual
Mulchraker
Mulchraker
December 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
Skyfloat
Skyfloat
Replaced six network switches on Christmas eve.
I don’t give a shit about your accomplishments this year. What’s the dumbest shit you did the past 12 months? The truly stupidest decision you made in 2025?
December 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Replaced six network switches on Christmas eve.
17 to 85 made me feel something man
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
17 to 85 made me feel something man