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brooklyn. Polymyaglia rheumatica.
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A guy walked into MDC Brooklyn last night pretending to be an FBI agent with a court order to free Luigi Mangione, the feds say.

He faces federal charges and will be arraigned in Brooklyn Federal Court today.

Gift link:

www.nydailynews.com/2026/01/29/m...
Man busted for posing as FBI agent trying to free accused CEO killer Luigi Mangione from prison
A man pretending to be an FBI agent showed up at the Brooklyn jail holding Luigi Mangione and claimed he had an order to release the alleged CEO killer, according to federal prosecutors.
www.nydailynews.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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Leading up to that.. Eric Lee Atty
Kids screaming "Let us out! Let us out!"
January 24, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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The New Yorker looks at DOJ's prosecution of Rep LaMonica McIver (D-NJ) and finds it to be predicated on claims that are demonstrably untrue and motivated entirely as political persecution. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
The Congresswoman Criminalized for Visiting ICE Detainees
LaMonica McIver went to tour an immigration jail in her district. Now she faces seventeen years in prison.
www.newyorker.com
January 19, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Cythia Rothrock Appreciation Post!
January 18, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.
January 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM
It's a bad time to do dry January.
January 3, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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damn. I just searched and the piece I wrote for them years ago about domestic violence and Title IX is gone
Hello repro writers from the mid to late 20 teens - I just discovered Cosmopolitan at some point pulled almost every politics/repro story from the 5 years I wrote for them offline (except two, which they put under someone else's name and gave me "additional reporting" which it very much was not)
December 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Recreating this legendary Peanuts scene. Yeah hoe!
December 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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“A process which led from the amoeba to man appeared to the philosophers to be obviously a progress - though whether the amoeba would agree with this opinion is not known"
- Bertrand Russell, 1976.

Time-lapse video of Vampyrella lateritia eating Spirogyra algae from Science Source/Oliver Skibbe. 🦠
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Brutal but effective public health messaging from New York Public Health.

The CDC is compromised. They’re no longer a reliable source of information.

They push anti-vaxx & anti-science grift.

Get your vaccines. Wear a respirator. Clean the air

Get public health advice from experts, not RFK Jr
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I had to show my ya how to open and play a cd!!!! At least it's dark side of the moon.
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Omg I can no longer spell.
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Someone on a documentary just said 'technology developed in the 70s and 80s of the last century' and I'm dead.
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I feel like the only person in nyc not on mamdani's transportation team 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.

Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Let me see how crazy LinkedIn is today.
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social for the love of God can the city cease all communications on Twitter? It's all bots anyway.
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Omg that runner the ice goons attacked was supposed to run the NYC marathon tomorrow!
November 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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"The real meaning of enlightenment is to gaze with undimmed eyes on all darkness" ~ Nikos Kazantzakis

#STUNday #EastCoastKin #Photography #StormHour #Yachats
#Oregon
September 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
www.nytimes.com
October 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Mamdani: He won't stand up to Trump, he's corrupt and he killed your grandma

Cuomo: Interesting. He is, how should I say this, a Muslim

Curtis Sliwa: I've hated Andrew Cuomo for 42 years
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM