Pearly Sweetcake
@sugarblind.bsky.social
ghastly & dubious hologothic hagette
slenderman's sleep paralysis demon
master of inadvisably applied magic
slenderman's sleep paralysis demon
master of inadvisably applied magic
Pinned
all of my friends are profoundly haunted people
I have gotten yelled at about everything BUT my earrings
YOU DID IT WRONG! You interrupted me halfway through, it's not a completed task yet
YOU NEED TO BE MORE POSITIVE! y'all literally make fun of me for being too perky AND for "doing too much"
the fuck
YOU DID IT WRONG! You interrupted me halfway through, it's not a completed task yet
YOU NEED TO BE MORE POSITIVE! y'all literally make fun of me for being too perky AND for "doing too much"
the fuck
headed in to work
taking bets now on whether my guillotine earrings get me *yelllled aaaaaat*
taking bets now on whether my guillotine earrings get me *yelllled aaaaaat*
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I have gotten yelled at about everything BUT my earrings
YOU DID IT WRONG! You interrupted me halfway through, it's not a completed task yet
YOU NEED TO BE MORE POSITIVE! y'all literally make fun of me for being too perky AND for "doing too much"
the fuck
YOU DID IT WRONG! You interrupted me halfway through, it's not a completed task yet
YOU NEED TO BE MORE POSITIVE! y'all literally make fun of me for being too perky AND for "doing too much"
the fuck
headed in to work
taking bets now on whether my guillotine earrings get me *yelllled aaaaaat*
taking bets now on whether my guillotine earrings get me *yelllled aaaaaat*
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
headed in to work
taking bets now on whether my guillotine earrings get me *yelllled aaaaaat*
taking bets now on whether my guillotine earrings get me *yelllled aaaaaat*
they say "i need real sleep meds" and 412 strangers pop up to recommend some form of diphenhydramine, a basic otc antihistamine (benadryl, z-quil)
it makes me want to walk into the wilderness. leave behind the insomnia-understanders and instead make friends with every rock & tree & creature
it makes me want to walk into the wilderness. leave behind the insomnia-understanders and instead make friends with every rock & tree & creature
i need a solution for the random insomnia attacks they’re making me so dysfunctional at work and i don’t mean “take two melatonin” or “drink water” i need the drugs they gave judy garland
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
they say "i need real sleep meds" and 412 strangers pop up to recommend some form of diphenhydramine, a basic otc antihistamine (benadryl, z-quil)
it makes me want to walk into the wilderness. leave behind the insomnia-understanders and instead make friends with every rock & tree & creature
it makes me want to walk into the wilderness. leave behind the insomnia-understanders and instead make friends with every rock & tree & creature
I read the news today, oh boy
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I read the news today, oh boy
If I were asked to sing any song word-for-word, acapella, this would be the one. Especially relevant today, I think
"He thinks he'll be all right, but he doesn't know for sure, like every other unindicted co-conspirator...
Everybody needs a place to stand, and a method for their schemes and scams"
"He thinks he'll be all right, but he doesn't know for sure, like every other unindicted co-conspirator...
Everybody needs a place to stand, and a method for their schemes and scams"
Genius-Warren Zevon Lyric Video
YouTube video by Setlist Media
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If I were asked to sing any song word-for-word, acapella, this would be the one. Especially relevant today, I think
"He thinks he'll be all right, but he doesn't know for sure, like every other unindicted co-conspirator...
Everybody needs a place to stand, and a method for their schemes and scams"
"He thinks he'll be all right, but he doesn't know for sure, like every other unindicted co-conspirator...
Everybody needs a place to stand, and a method for their schemes and scams"
I accidentally took my nighttime meds for breakfast and it has been an interesting day at work
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I accidentally took my nighttime meds for breakfast and it has been an interesting day at work
when someone who forced you to hate them finally dies
it's complicated
it's complicated
![And [CHARACTER] kept saying— “It didn’t feel good … Fuck … It didn’t feel good. Why didn’t it feel good?” A rising, hysterical note. “Why didn’t it feel good? You fucking old … You hideous, cruel … you bastard … Why didn’t … Why can’t I…”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wfipnph2lwoprbw4gsgpgbuq/bafkreiafzilh46zbvko6ewbddnfodfhfnopksv2wughs4lg2omwwxqxyuq@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
when someone who forced you to hate them finally dies
it's complicated
it's complicated
Mine took 3 days. They printed the label the day I ordered & had it in the mail the next morning. The shirts are cute & comfy. I love "Not Me, Us"
The other was only available in 4X or 5X, so I got the 4X, and it is SO NICE not to have women's vanity sizing ruin my day. It's just comfy vs. comfier
The other was only available in 4X or 5X, so I got the 4X, and it is SO NICE not to have women's vanity sizing ruin my day. It's just comfy vs. comfier
ATTN: sale on Sharkle and logo shirts at the NITW store as well as everything over at the Barnbeast shop.
-> www.compressmerch.com/collections/...
-> www.compressmerch.com/collections/...
-> www.compressmerch.com/collections/...
-> www.compressmerch.com/collections/...
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Mine took 3 days. They printed the label the day I ordered & had it in the mail the next morning. The shirts are cute & comfy. I love "Not Me, Us"
The other was only available in 4X or 5X, so I got the 4X, and it is SO NICE not to have women's vanity sizing ruin my day. It's just comfy vs. comfier
The other was only available in 4X or 5X, so I got the 4X, and it is SO NICE not to have women's vanity sizing ruin my day. It's just comfy vs. comfier
oh it got "turn on the oven" cold last night, yikes
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
oh it got "turn on the oven" cold last night, yikes
Sometimes Americans seem really stupid because we're kind of conditioned to imagine the rest of the world existing solely in the past tense. Before America, there were other places, but when America, then only America.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Sometimes Americans seem really stupid because we're kind of conditioned to imagine the rest of the world existing solely in the past tense. Before America, there were other places, but when America, then only America.
looked up my second-worst enemy today
omg
she died
omg
she died
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
looked up my second-worst enemy today
omg
she died
omg
she died
It's so easy to tell when you're dealing with a CEO:
Rapid-fire questions & interruptions, tons of repetition bc they won't let you finish explaining an answer & they weren't listening anyway, bragging like "I'm in the convertible today, I'm going to have to fit this in the Miata"
go AWAY
Rapid-fire questions & interruptions, tons of repetition bc they won't let you finish explaining an answer & they weren't listening anyway, bragging like "I'm in the convertible today, I'm going to have to fit this in the Miata"
go AWAY
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It's so easy to tell when you're dealing with a CEO:
Rapid-fire questions & interruptions, tons of repetition bc they won't let you finish explaining an answer & they weren't listening anyway, bragging like "I'm in the convertible today, I'm going to have to fit this in the Miata"
go AWAY
Rapid-fire questions & interruptions, tons of repetition bc they won't let you finish explaining an answer & they weren't listening anyway, bragging like "I'm in the convertible today, I'm going to have to fit this in the Miata"
go AWAY
GOOD MORNING, AMERICA
To DISENROLL from a political party
(that is invested in preserving the awful status quo against your wishes)
you can update your voter registration at your state's official website, probably. Search [your STATE] voter registration update, then click the applicable .GOV link for instructions
(that is invested in preserving the awful status quo against your wishes)
you can update your voter registration at your state's official website, probably. Search [your STATE] voter registration update, then click the applicable .GOV link for instructions
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
GOOD MORNING, AMERICA
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
To DISENROLL from a political party
(that is invested in preserving the awful status quo against your wishes)
you can update your voter registration at your state's official website, probably. Search [your STATE] voter registration update, then click the applicable .GOV link for instructions
(that is invested in preserving the awful status quo against your wishes)
you can update your voter registration at your state's official website, probably. Search [your STATE] voter registration update, then click the applicable .GOV link for instructions
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
To DISENROLL from a political party
(that is invested in preserving the awful status quo against your wishes)
you can update your voter registration at your state's official website, probably. Search [your STATE] voter registration update, then click the applicable .GOV link for instructions
(that is invested in preserving the awful status quo against your wishes)
you can update your voter registration at your state's official website, probably. Search [your STATE] voter registration update, then click the applicable .GOV link for instructions
jesus christ I'm trying to read a fantasy novel, and like 5 chapters in, it straight up goes "HEY, 'MEMBER LABYRINTH?"
I cannot dnf another book so close to the end of the year but holy shit
I cannot dnf another book so close to the end of the year but holy shit
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
jesus christ I'm trying to read a fantasy novel, and like 5 chapters in, it straight up goes "HEY, 'MEMBER LABYRINTH?"
I cannot dnf another book so close to the end of the year but holy shit
I cannot dnf another book so close to the end of the year but holy shit
"You must love working with flowers all day!"
Yeah, I do. But there's also a lot of comforting & guiding people whose loved ones have died, e.g., in a house fire. Or when a grieving mom comes in to get flowers for her baby's casket. You get to know all the local funeral directors by name.
Yeah, I do. But there's also a lot of comforting & guiding people whose loved ones have died, e.g., in a house fire. Or when a grieving mom comes in to get flowers for her baby's casket. You get to know all the local funeral directors by name.
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"You must love working with flowers all day!"
Yeah, I do. But there's also a lot of comforting & guiding people whose loved ones have died, e.g., in a house fire. Or when a grieving mom comes in to get flowers for her baby's casket. You get to know all the local funeral directors by name.
Yeah, I do. But there's also a lot of comforting & guiding people whose loved ones have died, e.g., in a house fire. Or when a grieving mom comes in to get flowers for her baby's casket. You get to know all the local funeral directors by name.
Check NO for 'no'
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Check NO for 'no'
Of course Congress is still getting paid during the Starving America shutdown. How else would they buy access to trafficked children?
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Of course Congress is still getting paid during the Starving America shutdown. How else would they buy access to trafficked children?
Reposted by Pearly Sweetcake
while i have your attention
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
while i have your attention
Zero. I dropped the needle on a record last Friday. Antique typewriter on display in my home
Please explain why the Walkman icon is a Discman? Why is there a transistor radio icon? "Mixtape hero?" "Business wizard?"
If you're gonna try to make me feel old, you need to do better than... this
Please explain why the Walkman icon is a Discman? Why is there a transistor radio icon? "Mixtape hero?" "Business wizard?"
If you're gonna try to make me feel old, you need to do better than... this
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Zero. I dropped the needle on a record last Friday. Antique typewriter on display in my home
Please explain why the Walkman icon is a Discman? Why is there a transistor radio icon? "Mixtape hero?" "Business wizard?"
If you're gonna try to make me feel old, you need to do better than... this
Please explain why the Walkman icon is a Discman? Why is there a transistor radio icon? "Mixtape hero?" "Business wizard?"
If you're gonna try to make me feel old, you need to do better than... this
Describe your cat's personality with one photo:
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo:
If you force me to tell multiple grimacing strangers "how my day is going" while I'm shopping, I'll abandon my cart and literally never return
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If you force me to tell multiple grimacing strangers "how my day is going" while I'm shopping, I'll abandon my cart and literally never return
Reposted by Pearly Sweetcake
“- didn’t know when they’d gone too far, didn’t care that they’d made too many enemies, didn’t read the signs, didn’t know when to walk away after embezzling a moderate and acceptable amount of cash.
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
“- didn’t know when they’d gone too far, didn’t care that they’d made too many enemies, didn’t read the signs, didn’t know when to walk away after embezzling a moderate and acceptable amount of cash.